Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

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What’s the best jolly rancher?

Green apple or blue raspberry.

 

[Shidoen]

Green apple or blue raspberry.

Green apple is ass, blue raspberry is for kings.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Even Chris-Chan managed (loose terminology) to do some of these things, we can make it bros.

That's the most ironic thing about Kiwi Farms. It's a bunch of virgins making fun of people dumber than them but yet these idiots being made fun of still figured out how to get laid and get gfs.

Funny this was a saved reply I lost from the queue and actually got back because the site rolled back

 

[saintJogger]

It was a pretty good joke, so I'm just gonna tell it again: the only thing I've ever liked in a woman is me.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

It was a pretty good joke, so I'm just gonna tell it again: the only thing I've ever liked in a woman is me.

Based dad joker

 

[DavidS877]

It was a pretty good joke, so I'm just gonna tell it again: the only thing I've ever liked in a woman is me.

Me: "You look very striking, do you have any <INSERT NATIONALITY HERE> in you?"
Her: "No."
Me: "Want some?"

 

[Kalsarikännit]

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Edit: There was a very bizarre glitch with the db rollback that I think has been fixed by me posting in the thread.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I think I found the perfect mate for Android Raptor:

 

[Radion_Godiva]

lidl troon is mad about this take because he is a dude working for Keffals and Dong Long Gone, he is getting fat paychecks for stirring up drama and ruining the kiwifarms community

He's not a troon, he's just a very lonely gay man.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

He's not a troon, he's just a very lonely gay man.

idk I think its that schizo Elaine

 

[The Heartthrob]

He's not a troon, he's just a very lonely gay man.

It is surprising the amount of gay guys that talk shit about other men all of the time. It's like they drank the Kool-Aid and want to make triple sure that they aren't one of those "stereotypical" misogynistic gay guys, so they become feminists. But realistically, why put so much effort into supporting a demographic that isn't feeding, financing, or fucking you?

 

[200MB]

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Edit: There was a very bizarre glitch with the db rollback that I think has been fixed by me posting in the thread.

This thread is literally fixing KF. Just more proof that boys rule and girls drool.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

idk I think its that schizo Elaine

Yeah I actually found out about that chick recently, and I completely agree.

 

[Dr Cruel]

1. be funny
2. shower
3. job
4. car

if you are these things and cannot get a girlfriend you have a personality disorder.

From personal experience, all you need is money. Doesn't matter how you get it. A car definitely helps tho.

 

[Shidoen]

From personal experience, all you need is money. Doesn't matter how you get it. A car definitely helps tho.

Wear a backwards baseball cap, track pants, and a muscle top and boom you’re the ideal male who owns a Honda.

 

[Dr Cruel]

Wear a backwards baseball cap, track pants, and a muscle top and boom you’re the ideal male who owns a Honda.

I believe all of this has already been better and more extensively covered by Mike Judge in Idiocracy.

 

[Shidoen]

I believe all of this has already been better and more extensively covered by Mike Judge in Idiocracy.

I really need to watch that movie, the local hobo recommended it to me after I gave him his usual five dollars.

 

[Null]

From personal experience, all you need is money. Doesn't matter how you get it. A car definitely helps tho.

Wrong again, nigger child.

 

[Dr Cruel]

Are you claiming this is exclusively an Asian phenomenon?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

From personal experience, all you need is money. Doesn't matter how you get it. A car definitely helps tho.

If you form a relationship by impressing a woman with money, the second she sees someone with more cash than you or someone with the same amount but better looking than you, you're getting cucked and dumped.