Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

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probably some gay 90s activities, unless knoxville had some prime watching closets

This is some cringy shit even without the gay part.

 

[TexOffender]

That's Branca's wife whom Drexel is talking to.

She looks to be the Disney obsessed type.

 

[AltisticRight]

Our wife raped me behind an Arby's in 1988.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Mandy is a better negotiator than Nick:

Mandy_K​

RekietaLaw Initially the insurance offered me 2k. I was like "Nah. 10k plz." And they just were like "....Okay. 10k

Still-Born is missed?

Mandy_K​

@RekietaLaw Where is Still-Life? He practically lives on your locals. Did he get arrested?

-geg-​

ssssssshhhhh

Aussie still has respect for other streamers:

Umichelle​

Nick's leaving us more often than he's here. You gotta take up day shows so we can have our night shows

AussieOverLawd​

If it weren't for running into vices timeslot I probably would

MattHimSelph​

@AussieOverLawd you missed the change to capitalize off Nick's show and do your own stream?/

AussieOverLawd​

Couldn't. Currently NOT breaking the speed limit on a freeway

Nick vanished: LOCALS repines:

Sally78​

Is there locals

sanglant​	my sources say hell nah
SinisterGoon​	Doesn't appear to be. The nose just dissappeared.

ADarling​	There is Locals just no Nick.
TimPoolsGayMusic​	Nick's gay, soooo
Veraxu​	he didnt mention anything about locals tonight. so might not with it so late. he mentioned call in maybe today yesterday but doubtful

SorryAsHell​	eariler he said he was debating wether to do locals or not
ZanderZrantZ​	no locals?

ADarling​

I was hoping Nick would do a quick Locals stream tonight. I was looking forward to it.

AshleyShowsUp​

Me too. Is it definitely no? Do you know?

ADarling​

Shakes magic 8 ball “ outlook not so good”

AshleyShowsUp​

Once more! Will Nick have a locals show?? *shakes really hard*

Self-doxx:

MattHimSelph​

Lady and I get at it

MattHimSelph​

There may or may not be a gun on the rear waist band. Festivals are weird about conceal carry.

SorryAsHell​

I was thinking more open carry. I mean when i think of pirates of old i always imagine them carrying their Barret M107........obviously

 

[LiquidKid]

Last night Warski claimed that our wife grabbed his dick in Knoxville.
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Jesus. I can’t stand Kino casino for even a few seconds. I truly feel bad for anyone who consider them entertainment

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Last night Warski claimed that our wife grabbed his dick in Knoxville.
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how could our wife betray us like this.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

1st off, i thought everyone involved in the ppp grudge match promised they didn't know who zoom was when that happened. so Nick, or dick would have no reason to assume he was a pedo.

I was going back through the trashfire PPP stream and found a clip that directly counters this notion and remembered someone having brought it up sometime recent-ish

She looks to be the Disney obsessed type.

After one of the trial, I can't remember which, ended he had promised to take her to Disney World to keep her from getting on his back about streaming so long or often.

 

[Swole McPole]

Could it be that Kurt has finally found his love?

Isn't she too old for Kurt? I could have sworn I heard him said he needed a woman under the age of 35 or so. Perhaps it was 30? Because he wanted to have kids and so his partner had to be young enough to breed with without complications.

She looks at least 45 to me -- possibly even 50?

 

[Thugnificent]

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Cecil should probably stick to the hat mask schtick in public too, he looks as annoying as he sounds.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Isn't she too old for Kurt? I could have sworn I heard him said he needed a woman under the age of 35 or so. Perhaps it was 30? Because he wanted to have kids and so his partner had to be young enough to breed with without complications.

She looks at least 45 to me -- possibly even 50?

I found the perfect woman for Kurt.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS is a dating app now:

Spoiler: Flirting

AshleyShowsUp

Boys, I cook everything. Including bone broth. AND I also make my own butter and soap. Who wants to date me?

TimPoolsGayMusic​	Probably a dude though
ThisJustinCase​	careful of what you ask around here
JulianDelphiki​	or a fed
DependasaurusRex​	Need more on offer. I do the same. I am also souless, so out of the running.
TimPoolsGayMusic​	Yea it's a dude nvm
ThisJustinCase​	definitely a fed

JulianDelphiki​	lol, she's made youtube videos
JulianDelphiki​	I think
DependasaurusRex​	Hahaha
ThisJustinCase​	yeah, ive lurked in one of her few live streams o_O
JulianDelphiki​	@AshleyShowsUp you've made youtube videos before right?
AshleyShowsUp​	Do I need to show my vagina? How do I prove my point woman-hood? Lol

ThisJustinCase​	yes
JulianDelphiki​	phew, thought I was nuts for a moment. Ashley please disregard my question
TimPoolsGayMusic​	I mean...sure
AshleyShowsUp​	I have @ashleyshowsup is my channel. It’s mostly just “home videos” type stuff… I don’t actually edit
TimPoolsGayMusic​	Yea but you seem cute that's the suspect part
JulianDelphiki​	I gotcha thought I was going crazy for a moment Justin fooled me with his ninja ways

ThisJustinCase​	i mean some people already showed nipples, you got to top em
DependasaurusRex​	There are no whamen on the interwebs. It is a written rule.
JulianDelphiki​	there's no mods here you could get away with it but I wouldn't recommend it. leave em guessin, it's good for em

AshleyShowsUp​

Yeah. I’m just not interested in topping them tho… god bless the nipple show-ers. I guess we will have to assume I have no nipples… or I am a man or I am a fed…. I’m more ok with that than showing nipples

TimPoolsGayMusic​

Or start an onlyfans

TimPoolsGayMusic​

Found ya on Twitter now ima watch you sleep

AshleyShowsUp​

Haha. Nice. I wear a guard because I grind my teeth (full disclosure) so that’ll be fun to watch. So sexy, lol. Dm me if ya want. That goes for anyone. Sleep well!

THE ARMY IS ILLEGAL!

Spoiler: How to save LE REPUBLIK!

MrStirFry99​	the US Army is unconstitutional. We, the unorganized Militia are the only authorized military body, excepting the navy, in the constitution. The National Guard is NOT the ORGANIZED Militia. The National Gueard is a Federal State Standing Army that the Govonors have been granted authorty to control.
MrStirFry99​	There has been NO amendment toe the Constitution Authorizing the Standing Army that is the US Army. The US army corps of Engineers is one of the most egregious offenders.
MrStirFry99​	The "Fuck-shittary" started with Woman's Sufferage (learn what suffer means) and The Popular Vote for Senate. The Govenors and States should retain their power to appoint senators.
MrStirFry99​	repeal the 17th and 19th amendments.
MrStirFry99​	with a focus on the 17th. let the States have direct control over the Senate again, this allows the easy recall of those that fuck around.

Elissa is public enemy:

Gwpfark​

Am I the only one who thinks ElissaClips basically stirs the Drama BS up?

Skull-Leader​

.. Is that even up for debate?

SleepingPsycho​	What is she even doing now?
Gwpfark​	The Rekeita is not an alcoholic video with Rackets drinking whiskey as the thumbnail. But every time I see her videos they just seem designed to stir the pot.
selwrynn​	why the fuck do you care about a random clip channel, just dont watch it

Gwpfark​

I don't but it shows up in my feed. And I am sick of the Drama shit constantly happening. I enjoy legal and cultural discussions. I mean that Nick at his best. Calling annoying troons annoying troons and pointing out legal idiocy.

Only the most productive activities:

JulianDelphiki​

what the hell are you guys talking about ?

TheMildOne​

Trying to convince Cookie to bang the married Arab coffee guy

Chat does not need Nick:

icancook​	we need a trial. can somebody find us a trial for nick to watch and complain while watching. lol
TheMildOne​	Nick can take my $5 and stay the fuck away for all I care.

icancook​

that is what i want.

icancook​	nope. i want nick to cover a trial nobody else. thanks tho
TheMildOne​	He's a cunt though
icancook​	but funny
SorryAsHell​	but he's our cunt
TheMildOne​	Doesn't matter how funny you are when you only stream 3 days a week.

TheMildOne​

Sometimes I think he likes Camelot's chat more

Chat does not know when Nick streams:

Spoiler: I thought this was his CORE fanbase?

SorryAsHell​	i thnk he said no show until tuesday
Malthrax​	Rackets takes more days off than Congress does

DremiPrime​

Just wish we got a heads up

selwrynn​	i dont think we hVe confirmation
SorryAsHell​	i believe he said no stream today ...something bout an art function or some shit
selwrynn​	just suspicions and potential past hearings
Gurnolla​	Didn't catch if he mentioned a show tonight during last nights stream.
selwrynn​	anything on twitter?
icancook​	nick you may need a secretarial service.
selwrynn​	yes but he also hates working with people
DremiPrime​	Unless it's posted, people are going to wonder because not everybody watches 100% of every stream
icancook​	wait till half past after midnight. THEN YOU WILL KNOW
icancook​	LOL
SorryAsHell​	true true
icancook​	TROOF
selwrynn​	if he hasnt made a link by show start time then there wont be a proper show. at most a locals strea
SorryAsHell​	nuffin

YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Until Tuesday? He ditching Friday again? Monday I get
TheMildOne​	No show until he figures out when he can stream in Nashville
SorryAsHell​	today was a no show because of some art thing he had with the family.......i think
Ryanpd911​	Nick is bitching out until Tuesday???
TheMildOne​	Probably longer

havenking​	Where is Nick?
wehearwell​	Did Lady R finally pull the plug on Nick’s streaming career?

More illiteracy:

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

My dumb ass could never figure out the difference. Affect is the result of the effect, right?

USE GOOGLE, MONG!


Negging Nick:

Spoiler: Breakdown in communication

Bread_Pitt​

Ikr do these people think he's here for their entertainment?

icancook​	he is here for entertainment and wisdom...but i want the man healthy and alive. so leave him alone
icancook​	i want nick to do a trial.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	I wonder if he’d be better off dropping monday entirely, no expectations for a show. Give himself a solid 3 days to take care of the fam.
icancook​	anybody got an interesting trial?
TheMildOne​	No he's here for our money....and then takes that money and travels, leaving us here.

icancook​

now i am gonna superchat himl 5 KIDS and a wife costs money sir. god bless him. all his kids under 17 can you imagine the stress

FlemingoKey​	Did I miss where Nick was going to miss these last two days?
JulianDelphiki​	musta
JulianDelphiki​	I don't know when the next one is but I know today and yesterday weren't happening. he said it on stream don't think he posted on locals about it
Sally78​	He might be back next week
JulianDelphiki​	really?
FlemingoKey​	OK .. I listened to his last with Lawgolas and musts missed that ...
JulianDelphiki​	I think he said it Tuesday
JulianDelphiki​	don't quote me
JulianDelphiki​	but yea. a locals post would be helpful I think

Nick DID NOT give the VIP event people PAID FOR!?

Spoiler: Fraud?

Gwpfark​	Still disappointed never got access to add on the VIP event.
MrStirFry99​	that never happened? well, believe 45% of when Nick says he's going to do something. still waiting on the locals exclusive "how to" video that was supposed to be uploaded a week ago.
MrStirFry99​	FORCE yourself into it. tell Nick he said he'd add it on, and didnt. throw a wad of cash in his face and MAKE him either have you escorted out or accept you.
--Still--Life--​	Just going anyway, Carry a clipboard. If anyone gets in your way say, 'Do you know who the FUCK I AM?' and keep walking.
MrStirFry99​	almost this. yes

MrStirFry99​	Heckle him during his event. cry out" Where's the VIP ADD ON, LIAR"
MrStirFry99​	Never take Nick at his word that he will do something. STILL WAITING ON THAT 5K GRIFT. never trust nick when he says he'll do someting.

Doxxing your employer:

Spoiler: Asking for dumb legal advice

basedfromMars​

Is it legal for my job to drcide to randomly search bags

MrStirFry99​

100%. you are voluntarily accepting employment. Unless you have a contract which allows you such considerations, your employer can very much search your bag. if you do not wish your bag to be searched, do not bring it into work. this is not advice

basedfromMars​

Even if this isnt in our handbook?

basedfromMars​

I googled it and the answers seem to be around it already being in the handbook

basedfromMars​

Some girl was smoking weed or something in our little employee room so instead of just reprimanding her, everyone is being punished & they want us to keep our stuff on the other side of the property even tho we need to get to our stuff often. That’s whatever, but the random searching of bags all of a sudden being implemented is fucked up.

MrStirFry99​

for real, you should dm/super chat @TheLegalMindset he can point you in the correct position.

 

[Wash away the rain]

When is Nick going to solve the lament configuration and transform into his final form as a massive nose themed cenobite.

 

[AnOminous]

THE ARMY IS ILLEGAL!

Too bad the Law Pope turned into a Balldo Pope. This is the kind of idiotic loser he has in his camp now.

The Congress shall have Power. . .To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years; To provide and maintain a Navy; To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;"

U.S. Const. Art I § 8.

The language directly after this involves calling up the militia, making it abundantly clear from the text that the federal military was an entirely separate thing from the citizen militias of the individual states.

In fact, one of the major reasons for even drafting the Constitution in the first place was the Articles of Confederation provided no federal power whatsoever to have a national military to fend off invasions and revolts. Anyone who took high school civics and has a brain knows this.

It's correct that it was never the intention to have a permanent standing army (or an Air Force for that matter), but the Constitution explicitly authorizes it, so long as Congress continues to follow the two year rule.

God I hate fucking idiots. The Constitution isn't even really long. Everyone should read it.

Oh and I also missed this from Mr. Shitfry.

There has been NO amendment toe the Constitution Authorizing the Standing Army that is the US Army. The US army corps of Engineers is one of the most egregious offenders.

No shit there hasn't been an amendment for it because it's right in Article fucking ONE you absolute moron.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Found this clip of Nick and Drexel talking about American Beauty. Edited down a bit to reduce deviations by Drexel.

Listening to Nick talk about telling homeschool co-op kids that American Beauty is is favorite movie because "it's about how life is horrible until you decide not to care anymore, and then it gets better, but ultimately leads to destruction" was very telling.

Overall, is sounds as though Nick is espousing selfishness as a virtue (don't care for others and they will respect you and such). Even down to cooming being the highpoint of his day (as Nick said in December, "what else is there?"), feeling dead inside because he isn't fulfilled with what he's doing with his life (lawtube, family commitments/expectations, etc) and their appreciation for the effects of a midlife crisis, the things Nick points out all sound like things he's covered over the course of his own decline.

It seems like Nick is playing a role from his favorite movie. Things going wrong in his life are likely interpreted as affirmation of a somewhat romanticized worldview. Might be worth a listen for interested parties:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Creative insults:

elissaclips​

The worst

--Still--Life--​

Good one you retarded fucking bitch, Go get raped to death in a car accident cunt. Send proof.

Skull-Leader​

...That sounds...interesting... How do you get raped...to death...and in a car accident??

elissaclips​

I'll tell you this one time, you husk of a human, it is a violation of locals TOS to engage in harassment of another user. You're on the thinnest ice possible. You have been absolutely disgusting over the past week, literally subhuman.You have no rope left. I'm done addressing you. You've burned any credit with me you ever had and this is likely the last text from me that will ever be directed at you.

Mandy admits NO ONE from here has messaged her, despite claiming so days prior:

Spoiler: Mandy spins another tale

elissaclips​

Have people from the farms been messaging you directly?

Mandy_K​

Not at all. Ever since KF was taken out of simple search engine I haven't lurked there. I think last time I was on there "Twitter Is Cancer" got banned.

Mandy_K​

@elissaclips Cynthia did message me on Good_Lawgic's chat about it though.

elissaclips​

Oh okay. I saw a post on there and was curious if you actually had weirdos in your inbox

Mandy_K​

@elissaclips I think she said "KF hopes you're pulling through on your car wreck and SIL passing away" which I just thanked her and nothing more.

--Still--Life--​

It would be funny to let those faggots doxx me and kill a bitch on camera though.

Mandy_K​

@elissaclips I only talk to a few people on voice discord in here. Other than that, no KF'ers message me at all. I'm pretty mundane.

Cope about the lawsuit

Spoiler: NICK WILL WIN!

GrouchyOldGeezer​

looks like Dave Schneider isn't taking the appeal on contingency

Rembrethil​

Monty needs to hire an appeal specialist, he claims. Maybe Schneider doesn't handle that part of the law

eowynfaramir​

Who gave monty 1.5k? I could use that lol

sanglant​	probably a charge back troll
sanglant​	or a stolen card
JulianDelphiki​	Am I’m the only one in here who couldn’t be paid to give a shit about montegraph?
GrouchyOldGeezer​	I just think it's funny

eowynfaramir​

There is, but the fact he's gfm the appeal is hilarious and probably shows that nick shitting money into Randazza's pockets is paying off.

Rembrethil​

He pays more to Randazza, so he could be cutting off his nose to spite his face... He will be out 100k or more to make Monsy pay 20-30k and give up

TMFSquid​

Not really. In this case, it's better nick pays a lawyer that knows what he's doing rather than not put up a competent defense and end up paying monty a lot of money.

eowynfaramir​

Yeah but hed gonna shit on monty with the results until the 100k is back so... clickcccccsssss

Rembrethil​

Snick always talks about how the case is sucking him dry and he can't do the 5k gift and other stuff. Doesn't seem like the clicks are paying the bills ngl...

aCompleteRandom​

I mean, I tend to think the money factor is bothering him less than you're making it sound. If he were really big on money, he'd stream more. He can go live from a hotel room and the money machine goes BRRRRR. I don't think he's hurting.

aCompleteRandom​

I think it'd be hilarious if Dick Masterson donated to it. I mean, it'd be up Dick's alley? "WHAT?!! HE'S GOING TO LOSE ANYHOW, I JUST THINK THE LOLSUIT IS FUNNY!"

aCompleteRandom​

Yeah, exactly. Wouldn't setting up his gofundme or whatever in Colorado kind of counter that? God I hope he gets a contempt of court charge.

Definitely protected and LEGAL speech:

SirVieVal​

Fucking authoritarian scum. We need to start killing the left

--Still--Life--​

You guys ever step on a cops neck and slice it's face up with a a box cutter? It's fun AND funny.

--Still--Life--​

So, you're saying i can't kick you in the head until you flop around like some retarded fucking fish, then cut your throat and send the tape to your family?

No one lets anyone have fun:

Spoiler: Parroting Nick

JD_McWiggles​	There was some drama I guess, with the kiwi farms guy. Kind of wish he's stop bringing that shit up, I don't follow nearly anyone he has Internet drama with
MaidenIron​	Isn’t he always defending that retard’s free speech? I mean, i don’t follow that dude either and I don’t think us degens care about him. Idk I miss movie nights and Chunkeeta. He seems stressed lately. From what I’ve gathered.
JD_McWiggles​	Yeah, I think he just wants to have fun on the Internet and some people seem to want to keep that from happening
JD_McWiggles​	I miss the drunk streams, though I understand they had to stop
JD_McWiggles​	Still, or was lots of fun at times. Lol, maybe I just think so because I was also drunk

MaidenIron​

People can’t see others have a good fucking time without trying to fuck it up

JD_McWiggles​	I also miss unbreaded. I think that's what made me a subscriber
JD_McWiggles​	I tuned in randomly on the first episode where he just found the manifesto. Could not stop laughing

Where is Nick?

clydefrog69​

Why the fuck was Wednesday the last time nick streamed?

FlemingoKey​

He had a Twitter comment yesterday to Randazzo but radio silence otherwise.

Southanarchist​

I mean who doesn’t need a pre vacation vacation. Then a vacation. Then a post vacation vacation. Then a post vacation post vacation vacation

MrStirFry99​

but you forgot the pre vacation post vacation. everyone needs that.

havenking​

Next weekend? So why Nick went missing?

Never believe Nick. We could sue:

Spoiler: They want to sue him

MrStirFry99​

Literally never believe Nick when he says he's going to do something. Im curious if his lack of a 5K gift is actionable. he never stated a timeline, but its just unreasonable. he's not being honorable, and fuck his good faith at this point. i just dont believe him when he says he will do something.

havenking​	Well, no one predicted that monty would sue him
havenking​	I don't know US law but I don't think Nick will get any dime from Monty
MrStirFry99​	that excuse doesnt cut it anymore. its about communication (not the gift itself. thats just an example).
havenking​	He is being very transparent about how much he's spending in the lawsuit
MrStirFry99​	monty has nothing. of course he wont get a dime.
havenking​	Would be hilarious if the other guys stream the court from Monty's lawsuit with live coverage from Law and Lumber and the other dude
MrStirFry99​	please dont confuse my statement about the 5k gift with the point of the entire conversation South and I were having. We are talking about Nick's total lack of communication and continually saying he will do something, and then proceed to actually do that thing. did you like that video he said on mulitple times he was going to post to locals for "new streamers"?best advice streamers, dont do what nick is doing when it comes to following through.
panzerdood​	snick man bad
MrStirFry99​	Didnt have the common courtesy to make a new chat or say, See ya monday everyone. no courtesy. no respect for the people who follow him.
panzerdood​	tru tho but u ok mrs tir
panzerdood​	mrs tir
panzerdood​	did u EVEN CHECK XITTER
panzerdood​	wait he didnt post anything there
Buzzion​	I'm pretty sure he said in every show the last two weeks what the upcoming schedule would look like and that streaming would be a bit light. His art charity thing and then the travel to Nashville this week.
havenking​	You kinda right, but I remember that he said something like that he will communicate again about the gift when it is viable
panzerdood​	BUT DID U EVEN CHECK HIS REPLIES
MrStirFry99​	IGNORE THE GIFT. PRETEND THE GIFT DOESNT EXIST>
panzerdood​	he replied to some xit proud that he had listened
MrStirFry99​	the point stands.
havenking​	I'm suing Nick, he made me legally blind after this
Vawus​	Guys if you want to see Nick you have to go to Nashville lol. Hopefully he hangs out some on Friday but I wouldn't bet on it
havenking​	I can't go to Nashville
Vawus​	I can't wait though I'm trying to avoid all my sick coworkers
Vawus​	Then you likely won't see him on a stream until next Monday or Tuesday

MrStirFry99​

i love the man, but he constantly is pormising things he cannot deliver. he needs to just stop doing that.

VIP event not happening?

MrStirFry99​	remember when he said he was going to make a VIP add on???
Vawus​	I bought the $100 front row one that I guess is the VIP but I don't think he will do a separate one no

MrStirFry99​

he said he was going to add that on. never said he changed his mond. he probably "forgot". he's so busy after all...

Nick fears his audence:

Spoiler: Does Nick see the ugly side of detractors he betrayed?

havenking​	About communication I understand not talking about the gift as the same of me when people keep asking when I'll put my game on open play test
Vawus​	I just don't expect anything and I am happy when I get something
havenking​	But there is a lack of coherence in the shows excledules
Vawus​	Yeah 3 a week if he isn't traveling
Vawus​	Is what I'd say is safe to assume
havenking​	This may make reality of Nick's fear about the worst enemy is his loyal watchers
havenking​	Well, I have to go. I'll gift the chat with his meme of Nick giving orders to Ryan the Editor
MrStirFry99​	im not sure to whom you're referring, but Im just complaining.
havenking​	Nick said one stream that he doesn't fear those haters from keffels and other retards but he fears people that are loyaly watching his streams and start to feel betrayed and would act worst than the haters

MrStirFry99​	hydro. im not hydro. that guy is a bitch
Vawus​	Haha yeah. If he ever pisses me off I just won't watch lol. But I'm fine for now. If he like bitched out of a meetup after we paid a bunch and traveled it would be different. But last minute ditching streams isn't as big a deal.
selwrynn​	I dont think "fear" is the right term here, but yes ppl who did follow you then feel like u changed are typically worse than ppl that hate u because their fav CC said ur bad

FlemingoKey​

I agree about missing streams for family, it's the lack of communication I find puzzling

MykLikesTacos​

Nick said something about “No longer living a lie” and went on a tirade about children “how much better his life would be spent with camelot” -haven’t heard from him since…

 

[Retink Retunk]

I found the perfect woman for Kurt.
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At this rate Kurt is going to read that one cursed book and go slay some Barbussy at Chirs's house.

 

[Burd Turglar]

A Warski vs Nick fight would be pretty even. Both are limp wristed faggots.

 

[Puff]

Overall, is sounds as though Nick is espousing selfishness as a virtue

He really likes Ayn Rand. It tracks.

 

[zyclonPD]

Actual entertainment:

MattHimSelph​

Check this out. This is the Trans version of the "Richmond North of Richmond" song. https://twitter.com/PunishDem1776/status/1699452434240741876?t=mNG8IJ33jOLNSzzDVQDfWA&s=19

Holy shit, the first funny thing I've seen from locals yet..... That was decent, shame its just somebody else's work and nobody in locals is worth a shit.

Least I didn't have to pay $5 to see it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Planning crimes in chat:

--Still--Life--​	This will be my new mail box, it comes in two days
--Still--Life--​	I'll bolt it into the a concrete base
--Still--Life--​	And keep a camera on it so if anyone fucks with it, I'll find them take what need to take
--Still--Life--​	I'm also going to set up traps for package thieves this year. Make their lives suddenly way more fucked up.

SleepingPsycho​

Oooooh you should put a dragon head on the side and rig up a little blow torch if someone tries to open it other than you

It is YOUR fault for Nick's bad communication!

Spoiler: PAY ATTENTION!

Sally78​

Yes..he hard art fundraiserast weekend. Traveling this week. Nashville on weekend

JulianDelphiki​

He should make a post about that for the people who miss it on live streams I think

Sally78​

He is his own person. I believe he has said it several times

JulianDelphiki​

Yes. But he also said he was gonna make posts in the future for this type of scenario

JulianDelphiki​

Tho, I kinda think this locals thing is one giant troll. To see what people will believe.

JulianDelphiki​

He says “I’ll do this thing” then never does it but wants to see how long people will think it’s going to happen for

Admitting to Tax Evasion

JulianDelphiki​

My favorite job at a restaurant was valet. I would watch the nonsense inside, read books, and was selling weed to the whole staff including the owner

JulianDelphiki​	It was dope as shit. I was making 200-300 a night in cash. Didn’t file taxes for two years just said I was unemployed. It was all tips so I had no W2 which meant no taxes. And I was 19, living at home.
JulianDelphiki​	Probably made about $70k a year untaxed with no expenses. It lead to dumb decision but live and learn

--Still--Life--​

It's really not. There is no U.S. Law that says you have to pay federal taxes. Also, have you seen the inbreed jokes working for the IRS now?

Chat does war crimes:

SleepingPsycho​

I did that once with dish soap and bleach. It was a bad idea

SleepingPsycho​

I think I used windex too?

kpklukken​

That's what got you. Never mix bleach and ammonia

kpklukken​

That's what got you. Never mix bleach and ammonia

Whipplefish​	A little ammonium chloride gas never kill anyone I am lying it can kill
kpklukken​	same as if you mix a strong acid with chlorine. Here comes the mustard gas

This is basically all of Nick's LOCALS streams:

JulianDelphiki​	Joe takes a 40 minute video and makes it a 4 hour stream. it's boooorrrriiiiiiing
kpklukken​	joe stopped streaming about a half hour ago
robertford9999​	that's because he spends 30 minutes complaining about his dentist appointment that day, etc. etc.

No comment:

aCompleteRandom​

Also, A+ on Sally, the actual rekietalaw.locals.com mainboard is 90% sally's shows. Well done.

Nick hates the show:

Spoiler: LOCALS said it, not me

DremiPrime​

I'm convinced nick doesn't want to do the show anymore

DremiPrime​	Like in general
DexDeadly​	lol
JMcConn​	I'd agree. Even sadder, montegraph has raised nearly as much money in 2 days as Nick raised in a year on gofundme.
DremiPrime​	I'd say he's burnt out but the dude hardly streams. He took how many weeks off, comes back for a few weeks and then leaves again
robertford9999​	aye

Mr--K​	Can't wait for that monday stream.
E-mag​	when was the last time there was a full week of streaming?
Mr--K​	Lawsuit, Kiwi spergery, Hydro, Twitter spergery, Locals, locals again, hes stressed, who can blame him
JMcConn​	Last spring, in the period when it was said summer was coming, the kids wouldn't be a demand and "more content than anyone could view" was on the way.
LeeTheLeaf​	Can I get a refund?
JMcConn​	The wheels sort of fell off when he got caught streaming from a swingers resort. To be fair, I'd likely feel the same. It wouldn't be fun to face that criticism.
JMcConn​	To be clear, I was a swinger from 24 to 42, 48 now. But I found the sex shit cringe as hell. I'd also never even think of setting foot at Hedonism II.