DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

Starting to notice a pattern where another whale will come in at a $21 tip to take the leader board spot from OMM.

If $21 is ''whaling'' these days then streamers wont be able to afford to feed their families soon

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

https://youtu.be/ZuVGeSRD9R4?t=3820

"I had strategy guides for almost every RPG I did back then"
RAW gameplay footage.
he goes in "cold turkey".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

$7 for the night shift hehe

MK1 on thin ice.

What are the odds that Phil will use xQc’s recent ragequit as proof that the game “sucks”?

 

[Kane lives in death]

He ragequited the mk1 beta fucking day 1, absolutely despised it, but then he memoryholed his own hatred of the game and bought the most expensive edition to play the release the earliest.
I dont know what he expected, truly imposible for any human to comprehend what goes in his head.

 

[Balr0g]

Is $7 his lowest ever stream?

His last Mass Effect Legendary edition stream had 3$ in tips. And if we count streams where donations came before but not during the stream we had a 0$ stream this year

 

[Lord_Point]

"They said I used a video walkthough? WRONG!! I used a gamefaqs walkthough and a prima walkthough! "

Trolls punching air.... this is so embarrassing for us. Sure, DSP admitted to doing the thing, and yes, this was something he denied doing in the past so he caught himself in an unforced lie. HOWEVER, someone got a small and inconsequential detail wrong that changed nothing... so now we look like the morons! Damn you semantic syde phil, you win again!

Also peak irony when DSP forwarded the parody video because "nothing was happening." Gee phil, I wonder why a parody video of you included bloat.

 

[Balr0g]

Is this a Gintweet? Also the guy who butchers every game regardless if new or classic should shut the fuck up about gaming

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Why can't this cunt just answer a hypothetical question? His answer during the react stream was one of the most retarded things I've ever witnessed.

It's because he's fucking stupid.

 

[Soylent Dora]

It's because he's fucking stupid.

I forget where I saw it, but someone sent him money a day or two ago asking what type of RPG does he prefer. His answer? Well he's a variety streamer who has been successful for 15-years because he can play a variety of RPG games and its because YOU have all supported the variety content for 15-years that allows him to continue to make meaningful content.

Just like the incest thing, he's the ultimate fence-sitter and it continues to make him absolutely retarted.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

-"Phil, what if you won $5 mil?"
-Sorry, I don't answer hypotheticals
-"Phil what about incest"
-"Well, the thing is thus..."

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Is this a Gintweet? Also the guy who butchers every game regardless if new or classic should shut the fuck up about gaming

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Meanwhile:

 

[DeeTracktor]

He ragequited the mk1 beta fucking day 1, absolutely despised it, but then he memoryholed his own hatred of the game and bought the most expensive edition to play the release the earliest.

Then has an impromptu stream on his dehy hawf work because his MomWife and Catson hate him and played SF6 instead of the game he paid extra for early ackackackcess on the release day of MK1


Buisness degree

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Another ridiculous thing about his MK1 streams is that he insists on playing that boring ass Invasion mode to "unlock the Kameos" (we all know that it has nothing to do with Kameos but his fear of online play outside of his SF hugbox/comfort zone).
During the weekend streams someone told him that you get Kameos much faster if you just play online instead of Invasion and he still beat aound the bush saying something like "I'm a content creator and want to explore every mode".
How many hours is he into the Invasion mode now? 4? 5?
He unlocked 3 Kameo fighter so far.
For reference, I played around 20 online matches and already had more Kameo unlocks than him grinding that boring ass mode for hours.
Now he went and played online yesterday in a pathetic attempt at fishing for last minute tips and today he still will continue to play that Invasion mode instead of online.

On another note: On the late stream he tried to justify buying the Mortal Kombat Deluxe edition because Lies of P releases on Tuesday an thus he didn't want to juggle two new releases on the same day.
One problem with that logic tho: Lies of P releases today (3 hours from now) on Gamepass.
So he could easily play Lies of P both streams on Monday and then start MK1 on Tuesday without paying 40 extra bucks for the deluxe edition.
Mr. Business degree Burnelli strikes again.

 

[freund]

Is this a Gintweet? Also the guy who butchers every game regardless if new or classic should shut the fuck up about gaming

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Grug sure loves using "big" words at any possible chance just to appear smart. To noones surprise he has absolutely no idea about OS or internals. He is still on win7 and too scared to reboot let alone upgrade because it could brick his system. But simply by association with Arturo he is suddenly an expert on the topic... sound good dood?

Not to take away credibility from Arts project but neither does he or his team to the extent that is required. Without the assistance of other teams and their projects fgcOS would simply not exist.
Won't even sttempt to call DSP out on his BS or trying to explain why he is dented af because it will be just Lavinia 2.0
but he needs to stfu already and take meds for his delusions of grandeur.

 

[Very Honest Content]

the video is over 6 years old

which makes the parody and phils reACKtion even funnier

Salt will not spoil, with age.

Someone's mad.

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Pretending he doesn't obsess over little coom monkey's thread here where literally half the shoutouts are for incest content.

I like how his narc ego has to be so protected he'll fuck up his own e-beg by not playing a fighter online in a versus mode, in a franchise that is literally only made to entertain friends playing against each other and has never prioritized balanced tournament autists needs from day one of its introduction. But remember, he's successful as a quarter million dollar bankrupt loser, and, Khet certainly doesn't insist on never fucking him even on her birthday...

 

[Balr0g]

Meanwhile:
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And that was pre PS5, pre XBox-One and pre Switch and also pre-burned out TV and brothel lights. Imagine how this nightmare looks TODAY

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Is this a Gintweet? Also the guy who butchers every game regardless if new or classic should shut the fuck up about gaming

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You'd think he'd learn after insulting that one guy's home arcade setup, but no...

 

[Jasper2K]

TIme for DSP to cut his loses and get a job. Heard mcdonalds is looking for crew members. Hope we get a massive emergency stream. You'd make more money working part time at this point dsp.

 

[Lord_Point]

I forget where I saw it, but someone sent him money a day or two ago asking what type of RPG does he prefer. His answer? Well he's a variety streamer who has been successful for 15-years because he can play a variety of RPG games and its because YOU have all supported the variety content for 15-years that allows him to continue to make meaningful content.

Just like the incest thing, he's the ultimate fence-sitter and it continues to make him absolutely retarted.

I think its a pretty simple flowchart:
If the question is hypothetical dave CAN'T answer it, because hes a sub human retard and low IQ people struggle with conditional hypotheticals.
If its a preference question he usually WON'T answer it because hes a fence sitting faggot that must protect his ego at all costs.
If its a morality question he usually WILL answer it because he imagines himself to be a big brain philosopher or because he can use his fake catholism to shield his reprehensible behavior.

Incest is a morality questions so he jumped at the chance to give his midwit take. Give the dents a little taste of the "Religion and PHIL-osophy" Phadkhast. (haha I said it first dave now you cant use it)

The incest argument he was presented with is a pretty common tactic in the debate of objective morality vs subjective morality. The objective morality side uses it to try and force the subjective morality side to agree that they can have no moral objection to incest. Now because Phil is a fat retard he didnt realize he agreed that sexual morality is 100% subjective so now hes a huge hypocrite for all the times he insulted other streamers for cheating, hooking up with fans, having open relationships, etc.

Or maybe he used to watch his cousin though the keyhole while she took a shower and this is his internal justification. IDK im just a fat autist that watches DSP for fun ironically.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Heard mcdonalds is looking for crew members.

He still probably order doordash for lunch rather than que up at the place he works at