Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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I've been in a similar situation. Not dilating or laying on the floor, but desperately looking for a clean enough toilet in a crowded airport.
I cannot imagine taking a selfie in such a situation, but I'm not a selfie taker so what do I know. :lit:

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That's the whole thing. I'll check back later to see if there's more.

Ever notice?
People who talk about unconditional love tend to be whiny narcissists who do atrocious things.
OK no direct evidence for that here, but just sayin' :christine::medallion::pickle:
 
Lmao, leave it to a farmer to make me feel better. I found out today that I have to be in the office this saturday so there goes my weekend. I'm fucking annoyed, scrolling around and there he is, in all his glory. A large, balding, horse faced male, his soulless eyes boring into the ceiling as he lays on a dirty bathroom floor agitating a crotch wound. Everything's good on this photo. The fact that he's so far gone that he's not only doing this but posting it online, the "look at me, I'm a victim" thousand yard stare, the cute top as if he's some adorable woman and not someone's history teacher named fucking Richard or something. Bro wants to be a girl frolicking through the grass, but he's someone's dad in cargo shorts cutting that grass. Beautiful.
 
Holy shit how deranged. You just know that this feller couldn’t wait to lay down in the ladies room in the hope that some poor woman would engage him in conversation and check to make sure he’s not dead or some shit while he’s shoving a plastic dick into himself. The juxtaposition of his dainty five o clock shadow and the man paw draped across his chest, combined with the “relatable” caption, and the realization that you’re watching a grown man pull a damsel in distress and his best attempt was to lay on an airport bathroom and pose :story:
 

Before my transition, I was a WWE star, weighed 280 pounds, and had 6% body fat. It took a lot of trial and error to get the feminine body I always wanted.​

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I looked him up I had too and this pic is so damn filtered it's practically CGI the dude actually looks like Herman Munster in drag. With that said even this make believe photo can't hide his man hands, jawline, bolted on "tits", and lack of hips no matter how much he tries to push them out and if he pony tailed his hair you'd see his broad shoulders.
 
You can't tell me this troon doesn't have just a tiny bit of irony in their HRT'd out skull. That's a fucking funny picture, facial expression and all. I want to frame that pic.
That means that the dialtor was in his hand luggage. In an airport. That means that some poor fucker is just about to have to touch it going through security as it will look a suspect shape in the scanner. Probably a woman cos you know he will zoom in on one if ones available.
I'm sure the poor airport security people have handled more horrifying luggage. Like a furry's suitcase filled with XL Bad Dragons.

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FTM Over 30 has become my favourite new sub. Local pooner looks like danish z-list celeb/influencer Emil Thorup
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Oh no, how dares someone avoid pronouns!

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You should always disclose you're a female because you could need woman-specific procedures, you loonie.

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Yes, pooner, you're dying.

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An actual retard.
 
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Here's a video of Shrek:
Hey, I recognise her - I actually watch some of her things when they pop up on my feed. Of course she's a walking hulk with tits the distance of a light year, and her older videos look showcase her exceptionally awful wig installs, but if I'm being honest it was a really refreshing thing to see because this was one of the first trannies (if any) that I would reflexively refer by female pronouns - and surprisingly not necessarily because I "respect" her.

I will never call any troon "one of the good ones", but I'd definitely watch a bit of the particular video I'm quoting. This is the first time I watched this and I expected it to be the weird asking-asspats and self-loathing Blaire White type of video, but it was a genuine address to those considering transitioning. Very down-to-earth, gives genuine advice/reality check, and straightforwardly says that she's not a man, she'll never be a woman and acknowledges such, and she is content with being a "weird third thing" without being Buck Angel about it. It's very different to the faggotrons we laugh at here.
 
Hey, I recognise her - I actually watch some of her things when they pop up on my feed. Of course she's a walking hulk with tits the distance of a light year, and her older videos look showcase her exceptionally awful wig installs, but if I'm being honest it was a really refreshing thing to see because this was one of the first trannies (if any) that I would reflexively refer by female pronouns - and surprisingly not necessarily because I "respect" her.

I will never call any troon "one of the good ones", but I'd definitely watch a bit of the particular video I'm quoting. This is the first time I watched this and I expected it to be the weird asking-asspats and self-loathing Blaire White type of video, but it was a genuine address to those considering transitioning. Very down-to-earth, gives genuine advice/reality check, and straightforwardly says that she's not a man, she'll never be a woman and acknowledges such, and she is content with being a "weird third thing" without being Buck Angel about it. It's very different to the faggotrons we laugh at here.
What a fucking tranny ass kissing cuck you are. This IS a fucking man and he will never be anything else because biological sex can never ever ever be changed. If you don't understand this, you are a braindead retard.
 
Hey, I recognise her - I actually watch some of her things when they pop up on my feed. Of course she's a walking hulk with tits the distance of a light year, and her older videos look showcase her exceptionally awful wig installs, but if I'm being honest it was a really refreshing thing to see because this was one of the first trannies (if any) that I would reflexively refer by female pronouns - and surprisingly not necessarily because I "respect" her.

I will never call any troon "one of the good ones", but I'd definitely watch a bit of the particular video I'm quoting. This is the first time I watched this and I expected it to be the weird asking-asspats and self-loathing Blaire White type of video, but it was a genuine address to those considering transitioning. Very down-to-earth, gives genuine advice/reality check, and straightforwardly says that she's not a man, she'll never be a woman and acknowledges such, and she is content with being a "weird third thing" without being Buck Angel about it. It's very different to the faggotrons we laugh at here.
He's closer to being sane and self-aware than most. I wonder if he would have transitioned if it weren't for all the asspats he got for being "brave."

If you remember the paralegal Mormon troon, even he had a very brief moment of introspection:
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I've been asking myself that same question (and many others) for a very, very long time.

-Do I really want to be a woman, or do I just hate the fact that I'm overweight and not "manly" enough?

-Do I really want to be a woman, or do I just feel like I can never live up to the "ideals" I'm expected to?

-Do I really want to be a woman, or were all my relationships with other males extremely dysfunctional, and I'm just projecting that on myself as self-loathing?

I don't have an answer. I really wish that I did. It would sure make things much easier.

Of course the troons got to him, because he talked to trannies instead of men who would point out that many men feel that way, and it's a part of life, so grow a pair.
 
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