Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

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does she assume that her haters are hardcore wizard of oz fans like her?

Oz fans and gay people.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

I was thinking last night about how much our girk here reminds me of old-school Transformers cow Raksha Much like Cynthia, Raksha was the only one who understood the characters, namely the Decepticons, and more specifically, Megatron. She write autistic ramblings back in the usenet days about this. Only she GOT Megatron, who did nothing wrong, by the way.

At least Raksha got out if the house though.

Raksha doesn't seem nearly as far gone as Cynthia. At least her detractors' messages don't make me feel weirdly depressed, like how DWT's testimony did.

Oz fans and gay people.

She's basically like Kessielou/Sony Mae - "oldschool" cow of ED fame - when it comes to slashing her husbando.

 

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She's basically like Kessielou/Sony Mae - "oldschool" cow of ED fame - when it comes to slashing her husbando.

That's a great thing about her. Following Cherie feels like a time travel to simpler, more innocent times - the worst thing that can happen is Cherie recording a video without her dentures and bra, not some terrible predatory stuff.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

That's a great thing about her. Following Cherie feels like a time travel to simpler, more innocent times - the worst thing that can happen is Cherie recording a video without her dentures and bra, not some terrible predatory stuff.

nah, I think she's super stunted into celibacy. She seems like the type of lolcow who is so prudish, she refuses sex of any kind. I mean, fuck, her last boyfriend and her split up so fast - though he was creepy honestly. Basement dweller vibe.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

She's basically like Kessielou/Sony Mae - "oldschool" cow of ED fame - when it comes to slashing her husbando.

THE FUCKING ROAD RUNNER FROM LOONEY TOONS?

 

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THE FUCKING ROAD RUNNER FROM LOONEY TOONS?

Why is he more shocking than Wogglebug, Reg the Roach or Spyro bosses?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Why is he more shocking than Wogglebug, Reg the Roach or Spyro bosses?

I have no fucking idea, I guess being in love with looney toons characters is a different level of autism I'm still not used to.
Yeah, there's people simping for guys from video games and animes, shows, I kinda get that nowadays. But it's just fucking surreal to think there are people out there simping for bugs bunny and shit.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

THE FUCKING ROAD RUNNER FROM LOONEY TOONS?

yes, road runner, but the edgy anime-styled version from a really, really bad version. there was also onceler (typical), oswald the bunny, and now the gangreen gang from the powerpuff girls (who are 15-17 in canon, and that lady is 33).

but to be fair, there's many cows of that type. I don't think she's near Cynthia levels but maybe it's just me. The underage shit is worse than Cynthia's stuff though. At most, her questionable taste in """shipping""" is that Wogglebug's OC waifu is of a lolita complex.

 

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But it's just fucking surreal to think there are people out there simping for bugs bunny and shit.

I meant that Alex simps for bugs-not-bunny:


This one, in my opinion, takes the cake because a single look at him tells you this guy is a grumpy asshole.

but to be fair, there's many cows of that type. I don't think she's near Cynthia levels but maybe it's just me.

Cynthia's creative output is quite impressive, both in quantity and - when you take her retardation into account - quality.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

gangreen gang from the powerpuff girls (who are 15-17 in canon, and that lady is 33).

Oh yeah, the guy from Gorillaz (yes this happened).

yes, road runner, but the edgy anime-styled version from a really, really bad version

the what? what the fuck is that?

 

[a hapless toad]

I don't think we know a lot about her father. I assume he wasn't very active in her life.

Au contraire, mon camarade. See below...

@Ubiquitous First of all about my mother. You don't know her and my life story. The fact is that if she had only done the right thing and gave me up for foster care when I was baby, or gave me homeschooling if not from the beginning at least after seventh grade, and most of all, if she had only let me move out and into my own home when I turned 18 just as I specifically told her I wanted to do then I would not only not be on these forums, but I might actually even be living in Hollywood or at least have a production company working for me and at least be far more advanced in my career of being on my way to making a major movie about the Wogglebug without Oz like he wasn't there to begin with. But because she was so selfish and evil she kept me locked in as her prisoner for ten years straight and just wanted me to become a complete nobody just like her. The things that separate me from her the most are the facts I am an atheist and she is a born-again Christian and I have plenty of artistic talent in writing, screenwriting, and filmmaking, and she has none. And since she has no ability to even learn anything about a computer let alone use one the internet has been my sanctuary from her for ten years in her prison. It was actually her attempting to force her religion on me that led to both my atheism and my being held her prisoner so long.

And it actually is all thanks to my younger and very bright cousin and his mother who is my favorite aunt as to why I live on my own and in my own home and not on the streets. Because after my equally evil father died (if he were alive today he would actually be 91) my mother attempted to sell our old home and business for a few years but lacked the competency to do so on her own and so hired my bright cousin to do so who had much experience in these things. And I seized my chance and talked to him in private about my desire to live somewhere I wanted to live. He replied first, "I'm taking this all that you mean to say you're not going to be living with Aunt Lainie because she's been having me look for basement apartment in South Carolina. But I guess that's not what you want." It seems that even though me and her made a deal that when we sold our old home I would live on my own for the first time she willfully tried to go back on her word to me and wanted to just tote me away with her like I was just another piece of luggage for ho take at my age of 28. Thankfully my cousin was so smart that he made sure I was living on my own in my own home before we'd sold our old home and business. And I'll be forever grateful to him for his intervention because even though my mother fully expected to have enough money leftover from our sell of our old home what we had left instead was essentially nothing whatsoever left. My mother now is living with her older sister in a place set away from my neighborhood and I never have talked to her or seen her again since and wouldn't have it any other way.

I am late here and have read 190 pages so far but here is some wogglemath:
(correct me if I'm wrong)

Father died at age 91:
91-23=Dad age 68 when WogglebugLady born

WogglebugLady age 34 now:
69-34=Mom age 35 when WogglebugLady born

Wogglemom fucked an old guy because he owned a hotel and she saw dollar signs?
Elderly sperm+aged eggs= WBL

My father died at age 83 (same as his own dad).

And he was 60 when I was born.

And I just turned 35 in April.

But the rest is pretty much correct.

1. It wasn't a hotel, it was a charge-by-the-hour rat trap adult motel.

2. It's even worse if you can hear her reading it in her dead toneless voice in your head...

EDIT: More Shady Lane Adult Motel info... "23 rooms, 5 acres in back and motel sits 3 acres. Apartment upstairs.Great road frontage. City Water Quite scenery. Gross income 120k, expenses 90k net 30k per year. Also Development opportunity"

Cherie, y'all only (actually) made 30k a year on that place? I know Columbus is a shithole and people don't really need "adult motels" anymore, but damn.

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Actually, never mind...

 

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Au contraire, mon camarade. See below...

So, daddy issues confirmed.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Oh yeah, the guy from Gorillaz (yes this happened).

Yeah I'm aware of that, I listen to Gorillaz sometimes.

the what? what the fuck is that?

search up "loonatics 2005"

So, daddy issues confirmed.

sucks to be right

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Here is a pdf of all the Oz Books, if you're as curious about the source material as much as I am.

loonatics 2005

this cannot be real holy shit
I was in diapers in 2005, it couldn't have been that bad back then holy shit. Guess that's why I never heard of this.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Oh yeah, the guy from Gorillaz (yes this happened).

huhn. I hadn't been keeping up with Gorillaz lore in ages, but I can't say I expected a Powerpuff Girl baddie to join them.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

huhn. I hadn't been keeping up with Gorillaz lore in ages, but I can't say I expected a Powerpuff Girl baddie to join them.

I haven't kept up with them ever since that album with the PPG guy was in it. I think my taste in music matured, because I can only tolerate a couple of their songs and the rest sounds like molten shit.


To stay on topic, I found a video by a medium-sized youtuber about one of her movies. Not sure if anyone posted this before but I don't wanna sludge through this thread backwards lol

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

huhn. I hadn't been keeping up with Gorillaz lore in ages, but I can't say I expected a Powerpuff Girl baddie to join them.

The creators are friends. That, and I guess it's a fun "crossover" that isn't pure autism.

Here is a pdf of all the Oz Books, if you're as curious about the source material as much as I am.


this cannot be real holy shit
I was in diapers in 2005, it couldn't have been that bad back then holy shit. Guess that's why I never heard of this.

well I was in high school so maybe I was too old for that- oh wait no, because the bare minimum a family-targeted cartoon can do is be tolerable for someone above target demographic. It wasn't.

Also looked at Cynthia's favorite movies list. Kinda surprised to see movies like "Labyrinth" and "Mirrormask" given they're moreso...not for people under the age of 8?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I haven't kept up with them ever since that album with the PPG guy was in it. I think my taste in music matured, because I can only tolerate a couple of their songs and the rest sounds like molten shit.

The creators are friends. That, and I guess it's a fun "crossover" that isn't pure autism.

I haven't really listened to them since... I forget if it was their second or third album, I downloaded it and it was nice enough
thinking about it a bit more I guess it's not _that_ crazy to have him show up, but still really surprising they could get Cartoon Network to play ball about it

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

I haven't really listened to them since... I forget if it was their second or third album, I downloaded it and it was nice enough
thinking about it a bit more I guess it's not _that_ crazy to have him show up, but still really surprising they could get Cartoon Network to play ball about it

the voice actor wasn't notified and they refused vocal recordings to keep copyright tight. That and apparently they're rebooting PPG sometime next year or the year after. But with the OG creator so it's not a total trainwreck with weird pedobait moments

I haven't kept up with them ever since that album with the PPG guy was in it. I think my taste in music matured, because I can only tolerate a couple of their songs and the rest sounds like molten shit.


To stay on topic, I found a video by a medium-sized youtuber about one of her movies. Not sure if anyone posted this before but I don't wanna sludge through this thread backwards lol

the guy is alright i guess, but i kinda wish he wasn't giving kurtis conner wannabe vibe

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

the voice actor wasn't notified and they refused vocal recordings to keep copyright tight. That and apparently they're rebooting PPG sometime next year or the year after. But with the OG creator so it's not a total trainwreck with weird pedobait moments

is this about the weird self-insert blossom writer?
if they mention the gang green guy in gorillaz i would actually soyjak a bit lol