Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

On the Kayla of it all, I've tried to break it down for my own clarity.

TL;DR: There is indeed a lot of smoke but I could still go either way. Nick has an evil genius for bringing people down with him. Personally, I do not believe she led the way. High possibility that they're dysfunctional co-conspirators in their mutual downfall.

Verified:
Glam pic, bottle butt pic, naked at Hedonism beach, bad tats, former cheerleader, StarTrek fangirl, packs the family calendar with activities, disorganized house, 3 miscarriages (it's hard to imagine 3 tats for them if it wasn't true), 5 births, recent weight loss, enjoyed LOCALS fans sending her sex-wear, once pedaled CBD lotion via an MLM (often forgotten - it's from her first or second appearance on his show), has gone dark on SM in recent months.

"Verified" Via Nick [a proven unreliable narrator]:
They fostered kids before having live babies, she completed an early education certification to home school, she's an introvert and either ADD or ADHD, teaches younger kids at the co-op, insists on weekly Friday family trips to the chiropractor, leaked DM from Faran that says Kayla wants to swing (told to Faran by Nick when they were both drunk), partook in the Balldo, enjoyed sex toy shopping, organized the topless Gay90s night for his bday, goes to sleep early (hence kids interrupting his streams), over-shops, very religious + annual bible camp, she's been upset at how Nick characterizes their relationship and family.

Noise & Gossip:
Pharmaceutical abuse, sex with Drex, groping Warski, sex with the Jamaican bulls, upset about Nick's cooming over Mandy, significant plastic surgery.

Disclaimer: I came up with this in 15 min and from memory. I can't guarantee completeness or 100% accuracy.
Edit: Words & punctuation.

You forgot both of them having AIDS.

 

[Geared Chris]

You forgot both of them having AIDS.

That's obviously a shitpost comment, but, actually...

I read closely @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 's analysis of Nick's "worst day". She has plenty of deserved cred on this thread but I strongly disagree that it was financial and related to Bob and Celeste's money.

Why? Nick has limitless arrogance regarding his own ability to pull in big money. Bob & Celeste seem to have taken a 'do you' attitude. They all still vacation together.

I believe one of them strayed - likely Kayla - and she may have come clean due to an STD or simply bc she was over him after Depp/Heard. The woman needs attention. That's fairly clear.

His devolution from that day seems highly personal and related to sex (see Mandy). Nick's over-drinking was next level for months after. I wouldn't rule out a medical issue.

 

[Thugnificent]

That's obviously a shitpost comment, but, actually...

I read closely @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 's analysis of Nick's "worst day". She has plenty of deserved cred on this thread but I strongly disagree that it was financial and related to Bob and Celeste's money.

Why? Nick has limitless arrogance regarding his own ability to pull in big money. Bob & Celeste seem to have taken a 'do you' attitude. They all still vacation together.

I believe one of them strayed - likely Kayla - and she may have come clean due to an STD or simply bc she was over him after Depp/Heard. The woman needs attention. That's fairly clear.

His devolution from that day seems highly personal and related to sex (see Mandy). Nick's over-drinking was next level for months after. I wouldn't rule out a medical issue.

He's definitely drinking, partying, and burning bridges like a man who knows when his day is.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He brags about a seven figure Rumble deal but he has to play personal chauffeur to everyone in his family? Nigga, book a cab, get an UBER, do ANYTHING. TRY. How can you have so many resources and so little capability to solve these problems??? I'm beyond myself with how often "I suddenly have to drive to and fro and thus I cannot make my professional obligation as scheduled" happens. In the workforce, this is called a "deadbeat slacker making excuses."

Alchohol induced brain damage. Or out of control drinking problem where he gets too drunk to stream. Take your pick.

Personally, I do not believe she led the way. High possibility that they're dysfunctional co-conspirators in their mutual downfall.

Nice summary good sir.

The father seems to be clearly proven to be gone from the house by the time Mr. Drexel was 14. But he could have been gone earlier. The residential information on people tends to get more incomplete going backward in time.

Maybe menthol cigaretts are banned in Minnesota and he had to drive to Las Vegas to get them.

On another note: There are so many potential (innocuous) appointments a woman could have in Chicago that I think jumping straight to “Kayla’s having more plastic surgery” is a bit silly. It could even have been a lunch with an old friend or something. Assuming it’s something horrifying is a safe bet, but presenting it as basically confirmed is fanfic territory.

Given past behavior, we are well beyond viewing their actions in the most favorable light.

Can I get a TL;DR on that? I must have glossed it over in this thread. Been seeing it repeated for several pages and I don't recall reading about it.

Kayla Rekieta. She rattled off a very long list of medications she is on on one of Nick's streams. Most for mental issues.

 

[Not Who You Think]

upset about Nick's cooming over Mandy

This should go under your "verified by Nick" column. From the PerceptionChek leaks (round II):


Also, she flirted a number of times with Branca during the 2022 November livestream (to say nothing of the Locals chat):

Kayla also showed off her legs while in her "black girl" outfit and discreetly(?) gave out her measurements to someone one locals after spending hours looking at women in lingerie with Nick with repeated/emphatic use of the word "Daayummm!"

Kayla has poor impulse control, especially in a context where she feels comfortable, is intoxicated, or both. This is worth considering when she is around Nick's "friends" and alcohol (or the like) is involved.

EDIT: I swear, I am so close to being motivated to do another Kayla megapost one of these days...

 

[BathTubShine]

Very happy to see more and more familiar names of Locals starting to call out balldo cucks neglect of paying followers.
Even few of the most devoted balldo-guards starting to turn on him openly.
Crash and burn limp dick drunk clown but keep providing laughter please.
Kind regards; basement-dwelling-incel-virgin-loser who "never was a fan" and also a fellow Father of few little ones
Ps. Hopefully Randazza still keeps on milking your bank account dry for months.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

If infidelity was the cause maybe our wife finally found out what actually happened when Balldoman got “roofied” in Dallas. It would be hilarious if he actually played hide the fish heads with Venti. I don’t lean towards the infidelity theory myself I like the mommy daddy money theory and possibly our wife accidentally or on purpose took the white girl suicide cocktail

 

[Bepis]

The woman needs attention. That's fairly clear.

Leaning towards infidelity too for this reason specifically. I don't remember what stream it was but when the "our wife" bit was relatively new he made a big show of talking about how hard her attention is to keep and that "you aren't interesting enough" "I barely am" and such. With the benefit of hindsight it sounds a lot like something happened during a trial that was taking up all his time.

 

[Maude Snew]

It would be hilarious if he actually played hide the fish heads with Venti.

With Venti? With that nose? He can probably smell her from one time zone away. Which is coincidentally also where one of her eyes is.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nate is such a good house nigger always defending the white women. If there's no police report it didn't happen.

Maybe, but none of that matters here since Branca ran away like a little bitch.

"Imma gonna block you and than gripe about how perfect the world would be if women couldn't vote."

Very homosexual. Many such cases amidst the declining Balldo Empire.

I'm really hoping Sean doesn't let us down, and this show with Null on Thursday is entertaining.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Looking more and more like it's too late to pull up. All that's left now is the stellar super nova and the kiwifarms front page feature.

Sad.

Many such stories.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Leaning towards infidelity too for this reason specifically. I don't remember what stream it was but when the "our wife" bit was relatively new he made a big show of talking about how hard her attention is to keep and that "you aren't interesting enough" "I barely am" and such. With the benefit of hindsight it sounds a lot like something happened during a trial that was taking up all his time.

Here's the clip:

Related: Nick has described himself as a simp for Kayla and even said to Mandy_K on stream (while drunk) that he would "do whatever on earth to praise [her]". Nick is exactly the kind of man that Drexel says women (married women included/especially) don't respect, "shit-test", and cheat on. Drexel goes on and on about women not respecting men beta cucks who worship women and Nick just nods along with whatever Drexel says without a shred of self-awareness.

Drexel isn't an expert on women overall, but he has had a lot of experience with trashy married (and supposedly professing Christian) white women who need more than just their husband for sexual gratification. Whether something actually happened or not, it doesn't look good for Kayla and neither Drexel or Nick are helping.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did we know anything about this appointment?

My first thought was tattoo, because it's a dumb thing, and they have bad tattoos.

Seriously, what could you do for an appointment in Chicago that you couldn't do in the Twin Cities? Even getting shot is as likely in both. And if it's medical, you'd got to Rochester before Chicago. And what appointment would take "a lot longer" than expected? To the point you can't stream for an hour of a 3-5 hour window?

Unless they were buying more bad art, the only thing I can think of would be some dumb tattoo.

Pure unfounded speculation but I did a quick search of "Popular Medical Procedures In Chicago" and aside from a pediatric hospital the top results for me were:

University Of Chicago: Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery
and
Chicago Cosmetic Surgery And Dermatology

I like the tattoo theory. I like it more especially because Kayla has already had some obvious work done.

It is not work on her bits, becuase if you recall Nick's incel rage rant about not being able to coom in her for 4 weeks following a procedure, I think k that is when it happened.

thr only thing disposition would be evidence that she had to have some other medically necessary surgery. As I recall, that (or tubal ligation) was the theory when Nick was more respected.

Even back when I was a Nick fan, when most of us still were, I always found it odd how appointments with his kids or his wife would dictate a late stream or a out-right cancellation of a stream. He streams at 11pm central time. What the fuck kind of appointments do your wife/kids have that would delay a stream that occurs at 11pm? I live in a small rural town, one that is larger than Nick's and everything shuts down at 8pm. The only thing opened later than that is a couple of fast food places. Maybe, in his defense, it's because they have to take the kids to other towns, because theirs is so small. But still, it seems like "appointments" commonly take place late at night. It's weird to me. During day streams when covering a trial, okay, makes more sense, but so late... again, weird.

it is incredulous. He has a driver that cannot drive when he needs to do a show. It wouls be one thing if it were occasional, but it is semi-regular.

Either Nick is lying about the reason, his driver is shite (because Nick keeps incompetents on instead of sacking them [see Soter and RyanTheEditorWhoDoesNotEditShit), or he is bragging about having a driver when he does not.

I lean toward #1 bexuase he hates having to do any show preparation.

Remember when he used to read and highlight legal documents in advance of a show?

I haven't been following the Russel Brand situation, and maybe it's just me, but I've found that when people trot out the "repeal the nineteenth" talking point, that usually indicates they have no fucking argument.

Point Nate, I guess.

Nate argues disingenously to provoke a response and pull a 'Y U mad, bro?' He is looking to score points and clicks--which he does becuase he is more liberal and black than his cohort of streaming lawyers. He was a prosecutor and a copper, so I tend to think he picked the tactics up there.

He posted about the Brand allegations and called them 'verified'. When called out, his line was something like' Well I assume the media verified them, so when I said "verified", you should have known I meant "If it was ACTUALLY verified"

He is intelligent, but he is playing the same grift as LegalMindset and the rest by choice.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

I’d be more inclined to believe the simping for Kayla thing is an act that he puts on for her so that he can excuse when he loses his fish heads at her in drunken rages or a coping mechanism he’s developed over the years so that she doesn’t fly into a BPD rage at him when he says the wrong thing there’s no way two midwits with obvious personality disorders aren’t having passive aggressive fights constantly and screaming at each other the rest of the time

 

[AnOminous]

God I hate when he does that. It seems like such an alcoholic cope.

You've really hit ultimate alcoholic degeneracy when you're literally sucking on the bottle like a baby at its mother's tit.

 

[Tackleberry]

Any idea what led to this?

Literally any disagreement with Branca can prompt him to punch the block button. He's such a thin-skinned faggot.

 

[TexOffender]

God I hate when he does that. It seems like such an alcoholic cope.
"Gotta get all the drips this is expensive so I don't want to waste it!"
Realistically how much money is a single drop of liquor worth. Probably not that much unless he always has super high shelf shit. Seems like an excuse to get just a little bit more of that sweet addiction nectar. Also if you didn't want to waste it dont slosh it into your cup when you pour.
Also its just gross I don't care if his hands are clean who knows what shit is on that bottle. I've seen where he puts those things.

There's a couple clips out there of him sucking up a little whiskey that he spilled on his desk. Pretty funny clips but guess now they don't seem to funny.

 

[Potatoherder]

I swear Nate was a huge Amber Herd simp as well and Megyn Kelly gave him head pats for defending Amber's honor. Megyn and him only changing sides when it was clear Herd was a BPD monster and it made them look bad in simping for her.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

I swear Nate was a huge Amber Herd simp as well and Megyn Kelly gave him head pats for defending Amber's honor. Megyn and him only changing sides when it was clear Herd was a BPD monster and it made them look bad in simping for her.

He did and he's simping for them ladies too even though the texts are edited quite obviously too, he's from NYC though so not a shocker. Believe all the womans.

 

[Spaded Dave]

We need an AI generated David Attenborough nature documentary clip about this phenomenon. And another one about Drexel's mating strategies.

Had some time so I decided to make a script.