Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
Uncivil Law 's Nashville review is brief and uncomfy: the show was 'raunchy and migtowy' and he hated it. Kurt tries to gloss over the fact but is unable to produce totally convincing facial expressions to support his platitudes to Nick's friendship and success.

Legal News Roundup - Sep 19, 2023 [timestamped]
 
Uncivil Law 's Nashville review is brief and uncomfy: the show was 'raunchy and migtowy' and he hated it. Kurt tries to gloss over the fact but is unable to produce totally convincing facial expressions to support his platitudes to Nick's friendship and success.
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does he have some sort of loyalty bond to Rekieta like that goodlawgic jew guy? everytime anything related to Rekieta comes up to stream he sighs and looks so annoyed, he has thrown a couple of jabs about Nicks both personal and professional life, yet he still appears to the event with Nick, and ends up hating it after,
 
Nate argues disingenously to provoke a response and pull a 'Y U mad, bro?' He is looking to score points and clicks--which he does becuase he is more liberal and black than his cohort of streaming lawyers. He was a prosecutor and a copper, so I tend to think he picked the tactics up there.

He posted about the Brand allegations and called them 'verified'. When called out, his line was something like' Well I assume the media verified them, so when I said "verified", you should have known I meant "If it was ACTUALLY verified"

He is intelligent, but he is playing the same grift as LegalMindset and the rest by choice.
If he's that bad, Branca should have called him a niggerfaggot.

He's definitely drinking, partying, and burning bridges like a man who knows when his day is.
Like Nero fiddling?

I feel like we're about ripe for his empire to decline even further. It seems like more of more of Nick's apparent allies seem to struggle to put up with him. Sean has opined that Rekieta's appeal has almost no chance of success. Andrew has all but said that Nick talks out his ass when it comes to legal matters. Kurt is visibly exasperated with Nick on the Monty thing, and many of the other people he hangs with. Even his Locals isn't sucking him off as much as they used to. Something else may give way soon. Between the degeneracy, corruption, massive overspending (on Randazza and other things), and Germanic tribes outside critics, I feel like I read about this somewhere.

does he have some sort of loyalty bond to Rekieta like that goodlawgic jew guy? everytime anything related to Rekieta comes up to stream he sighs and looks so annoyed, he has thrown a couple of jabs about Nicks both personal and professional life, yet he still appears to the event with Nick, and ends up hating it after,
I think Kurt realizes if he goes against Rekieta, he's gonna catch a massive quantity of shit, and he just doesn't want to go there. Look at everybody else that has. and the shit they caught for it. Many of Rekieta's remaining loyalists are all cray-cray.
 
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Friend is a strong word here for what these folk have with one another. They're at best Youtube stream buddies.

When was the last time Nate was on Nick's channel?

Branca and Nate wouldn't have had much crossover during Depp because Nate was more affiliated with the Legal Bytes gang.

Branca also isn't part of the new Lawtube Eric Hunley Friday legal hangout where Nick's former Rittenhouse panelists gather together.

Something to consider in regards to their Chicago detour, if Kayla really is on meds, then the appointment may not have been for physical health reasons.

Not American, but it would be strange to me for someone to seek psychiatric consultation out-of-state.

Psychiatric care requires longitudinal relationships.

It's much easier to seek surgical consultations out-of-state. You can often get away with 3 visits - one to talk, one to cut, one to follow-up.

does he have some sort of loyalty bond to Rekieta like that goodlawgic jew guy?

I would suggest that Kurt values parasocial online relationships more than other Lawtubers as surrogates for IRL ones.

When the OG Legal Bytes drama was going down, Kurt was very vocal that people on both sides were his friends and he didn't want to have to pick a side in the divorce.
 
Uncivil Law 's Nashville review is brief and uncomfy: the show was 'raunchy and migtowy' and he hated it. Kurt tries to gloss over the fact but is unable to produce totally convincing facial expressions to support his platitudes to Nick's friendship and success.
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Hopefully Nick's continued decline will convince Kurt to cut all ties and go his own way. This is what I love about Kurt, he's incapable of being blinded by the money and "fame" to compromise who he is as a person, even if that person is a bit abrasive and depressed.

..hopefully I don't regret those words.
 
I think Kurt realizes if he goes against Rekieta, he's gonna catch a massive quantity of shit, and he just doesn't want to go there. Look at everybody else that has. and the shit they caught for it. Many of Rekieta's remaining loyalists are all cray-cray.
Oh I think not. The Rekieta detractor market is a growth industry. I think someone could make some serious money EFAPPING his shitty legal takes.
 
Like Nero fiddling?
Its worth remembering how Nero finally met his end. Everyone just kind of ignored him and gradually walked away. The story is that he eventually woke up in a nearly empty palace where his guards and staff had all just walked off. At the very end, he left Rome with four followers and either killed himself or was killed on the road.
 
Something to consider in regards to their Chicago detour, if Kayla really is on meds, then the appointment may not have been for physical health reasons.
Not American, but it would be strange to me for someone to seek psychiatric consultation out-of-state.

Psychiatric care requires longitudinal relationships.
I had initially thought she could be looking for some new headpills or something like that but I agree that it would be really strange to go to a different state for it. Especially with their frequent trips to the Twin Cities. I imagine it has to be something that would be either easier or only possible to get there in any convenient fashion. Personally I like the idea it was some weird event but I don't think it's likely. I could see a tattoo if they found an artist there they really liked, someone good at inking spades I'm sure. I don't think it would be more surgery personally but it is as likely as anything else really.
 
does he have some sort of loyalty bond to Rekieta like that goodlawgic jew guy?
Kurt seems to be the most "anti-drama" of the bunch, at least as far as other YouTube creatives go. He is the truer version of Nick's "I like everybody involved" bullshit because he actually seems to go out of his way to avoid talking about shit, whereas Nick just proclaims that drama is The Big Gay and then starts digging down on some stance in whatever drama is going on, see Vito the Pedo v Eric July. "I don't like drama, I like everyone, but fuck all these people going after my favorite Cow's pet pedophile!"
 
I would suggest that Kurt values parasocial online relationships more than other Lawtubers as surrogates for IRL ones.

When the OG Legal Bytes drama was going down, Kurt was very vocal that people on both sides were his friends and he didn't want to have to pick a side in the divorce.
Kurt just needs to get out more, and he'll be fine. Preferably not just at venues hosted by, or attended by, Rekieta.

Like Kurt, I used to believe in "Internet friends" too. Then I realized that's gay, and it's made all the difference. Kurt needs to do the same.

Oh I think not. The Rekieta detractor market is a growth industry. I think someone could make some serious money EFAPPING his shitty legal takes.
Oh, I don't dispute there's a audience for Kurt, or any number of people, shitting all over Rekieta's retarded legal takes.

What I'm saying is he'll catch shit from people still mindlessly loyal to Rekieta, and Kurt seems like the guy that goes out of his way to avoid shit and he seems to get his feelings hurt rather easily. Like @Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown just said, he values his online interactions probably more than he should.

Though now that I think about it, the amount of people that would give him shit seems to be diminishing all the time.
 
I had initially thought she could be looking for some new headpills or something like that but I agree that it would be really strange to go to a different state for it.

Maybe it's some novel therapy that isn't available in Minnesota (I know nothing about state-by-state availability) - ketamine, psychedelics, etc.
 
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It's a tattoo. Nick said she got another one. He did not.
This motherfucker bailed on his paypigs to get his wife her (totally not) Ace of Spades or Africa tattoo. I cannot imagine this being the kind of thing he would have let come between him and his source of income a few years ago, I know he made big bank during the Depp trial but I cannot imagine it being enough to cut his hours and still be living comfortably.
 
Its worth remembering how Nero finally met his end. Everyone just kind of ignored him and gradually walked away. The story is that he eventually woke up in a nearly empty palace where his guards and staff had all just walked off. At the very end, he left Rome with four followers and either killed himself or was killed on the road.
The fate of the Balldo man.
Though now that I think about it, the amount of people that would give him shit seems to be diminishing all the time.
Exactly. Look how many people have walked away. And the way Uncivil runs his chat is much different than how Nick does.
 
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Kayla's new tattoo probably.
 
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