I keep reading it but I still don't get it. What's that new phrase libtards love...make it make sense?
He paid $5,000 to get his Twitter account back after he got banned for being fat. A monthly fee to keep oinking at stalker-childs is peanuts by comparison. An addict needs their fix.
Elon Musk has been a U.S. citizen for decades, Jon.
Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today.
He’s referring to the jet that crashed in SC. Someone on twitter blamed wokeness for the fact the military couldn’t find the debris. So any of his followers who aren’t terminally online probably have no idea what he’s blathering in about.
He is stanning for.... Biden?
In what universe has Biden been ‘the most successful and consequential president of our lifetimes’? I wouldn’t even call him the most successful and consequential Dem president of the past 30 years.
"This one 93 year old has retained his cognitive function and isn't showing mental decline. Therefore this completely unrelated 82 year old is the same as well!"
It's all the rage these days among "BookTok" and what not to package "collectibles" alongside new book releases. I bet Pat would sell a lot more books if he included dildos and buttplugs shaped like his spaceships. Like I know some YA books now have perfumes and shit to give the readers a feel for the characters and author's intent, so a spaceship-dildo would be perfect and would help the reader understand Patrick's intent as the writer. Maybe he could even include some "space pepperoni" so the reader would be even further enlightened.
Successful? Of course not but I could see the argument for most consequential. Just not in the way fatty means, Biden's fuck ups are going to be felt for generations.
Oh right. That certainly gives context but still doesn't help the joke.
Imagine saying this unironically. The dude is a bumbling empty shell in obvious neurological decline and then some. Much like Pat, neither can go too long before doing something completely retarded. I stay out of politics for the most part, but to say Biden is anything less than an embarrassment is taking the absolute piss. He's barely coherent. Pat is attracted to failure like flies to shit.
he really thinks if he can just get a tweet like this really going viral he'll be the next Comms director for the DNC or something.
He looks like he's made of corned beef.
Best he can do is corned rows.
Pat's colon has joined his toilet and his liver in openly mocking him. How many more of his organs have Xitter accounts?
there are some decent theories in this thread but i think the true answer is because he thinks it's more macho. it's the same reason he flintstone-shuffles his clapped-out rustang around town, because he thinks it conveys "serious" masculinity. to fatrick, who has no inner self except a roaring void of insecurity, these kinds of beliefs and belongings prove his (hilariously fey attempts at) manhood.
