Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheRaptorJesus]

I've never seen anyone suck on bottles the way he does after every pour. Does he need every last drop?

 

[Neetorino]

I've never seen anyone suck on bottles the way he does after every pour. Does he need every last drop?

It's an addict thing, he'll cope and seethe about it because it's expensive or delicious, but he's just that latched onto the alcohol.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick is leaning into the stereotype to fool himself into thinking his money issues aren't equally his fault. Nick's spent how much now on a vanity lawsuit to defend his right to defame Monty as a pedo? Beyond property, I bet the bulk of their finances get eaten up by the lawsuit and frivolous purchases on both sides.

That gets really dark really fast too since that means she's shackled to Nick and his money too. He can do pretty much whatever the fuck he wants and she has to take it, what's she gonna do with no skills, pilled to the gills, and five kids. Can't divorce him really, no way she can keep up that lifestyle with his diminishing income and relevance. Nicks parents are rich that has been established, hers I don't recall but assuming they're somewhat well off but not big money. They divorce, Nick gets bailed out by daddy, gets another house, maybe they'll pay for another career, she's fucked, maybe her parents have some room for her and the five kids, maybe she'll end up in a trailer or small apartment somewhat close to her parents maybe on their land. Sure sucks to be her.

I've never seen anyone suck on bottles the way he does after every pour. Does he need every last drop?

I just do that with any bottle that's not communal, like beer or soda, for me it's about not spilling on any furniture when something just foams over because I wasn't super paying attention while pouring or the bottle was agitated. As for communal bottles like liquor or something and when napkins are within reach those are option a always. All I'm saying for most people other than Nick I wouldn't put it on addiction on its own.

 

[AnOminous]

nosedived

I see what you did there.

 

[Anticipointment]

Whatever the reason, the change in Kayla from five yrs ago vs now has been dramatic. To the point where she is almost like a different person. Formerly, her style & demeanor was modest, frumpy, church lady mom. Long skirts, no make up, drab hair, no tatts or piercings. Fundie Christian in the extreme. Then she goes from that to what she is now. Was it Nick’s streaming career? The decision they made to have no more children and she felt “put out to pasture”, no longer of use or worthy of attention? Did some psych med cause a drastic personality change?

I do recall before the coomer arc chat teasing Nick about being late bc Nick had just rolled out of bed from a late nap. Chat was joking that he likely was busy w/ Kayla in bed. Nick replied like, chat, real talk they barely saw each other anymore except in passing through rooms & the sexiest time had was watching a movie where they both fell asleep in 20 mins.

If the “bad day” was related to cheating as speculated I’d think it would be more that Kayla was having an “emotional affair” seeking friendship and a companion rather than a hook up. I believe @Lidl Drip post is correct. If the marriage was broken as it likely was, Nick went about trying to fix it in all the wrong ways & Kayla went along bc at least it was better than being taken for granted and ignored.
Edit bc phone fag, hit sent too soon

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Sorry I've been catching up with the thread from 20 pages ago. Just read that Rackets missed Labor day weekend with his family to seethe and remembered he did the same thing on the 4th of July. What a nice bookend to the summer. Guy has probably had an average of 10 minutes of quality time with each of his kids in the past 4 months.

 

[Swole McPole]

He's told two differing stories about whether she was a virgin. In the early days of his show, he hedged the question and mentioned she had a serious boyfriend prior to him. In the last year, however, he's said that they were both virgins.

Reading between the lines, I've always assumed that this meant she only did anal and oral with the previous boyfriend.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

ormerly, her style & demeanor was modest, frumpy, church lady mom. Long skirts, no make up, drab hair, no tatts or piercings. Fundie Christian in the extreme.

I'm going to push back on this one a little because one of the first Rekieta shows I ever watched Kayla was showing off her giant chest tattoo by pulling down her shirt to show it.

I'm fairly certain both of them had had tattoos since before they even met in college. Frankly that very first show let me know that both of them were giant phonies.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick DESPERATELY needs to heed this advice (spoiler alert, he won’t):

“What’s important is you make a conscious decision on what is important in your life. If you don’t decide, the decision will be made for you.”

The difference between successful people and really successful people is that really successful people say no to almost everything.

He’d feel a lot better if he wasn’t constantly disappointing everyone in his life. Because you can be sure he makes these same statements to his children, saying he’s going to do something and never following through. When they cry about it he probably tells them, too, “I never promised! It was just an idea!” But kids’ brains literally are not developed enough to grasp nuances like this and it’s shitty for a father to put his kids through constant letdowns because he’s got untreated ADHD and can’t manage his children’s expectations.

I mean maybe Nick follows through on all the promises he makes to his kids and it’s just everyone else in his life who he lets down repeatedly. Possible but not probable.

 

[Harm]

He's advocating for young adults to embrace sex work now? What the fuck. You'd expect this rhetoric from Xanderhal, not Rekieta. He's describing the moral degeneration and degradation of our society with a "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" attitude.

 

[Thugnificent]

He's advocating for young adults to embrace sex work now? What the fuck. You'd expect this rhetoric from Xanderhal, not Rekieta. He's describing the moral degeneration and degradation of our society with a "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" attitude.

I still remember when he was begging people to never share nudes on the internet and how it degrades who you are as a person, especially women who try to sell their dignity for money...and now we have this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick going on camera with filthy hair is giving dysfunctional alcoholic vibes.



Assuming he didn’t fill that bottle with vodka, Nick should be careful drinking Propel. It’s full of artificial sweetener that wrecks stomachs depending on how much you drink.

Maybe he should switch up his look.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

tf when you can't just payoff your school bullies with moms OnlyFans earnings
Nick has gone full on retard mode.

On the linked clip:

His nasal voice is the worst.

Nice shitting on Vietnam vets.

And his defense of normalizing doing OF/his streaming, analogizing streaming to being a movie star or a “NASA scientist,” and his vaunting of money as a moral rationale for doing anything (though “my family would not accept x”) is so incredibly thin and callow I can’t stand it.

As for Lady Rackets, it’s a little off to call her degree an “education degree.” Technically correct, but early childhood education requirements are different than el-hi education requirements.

One school describes it: https://www.saintleo.edu/about/stories/blog/teaching-early-childhood-education-vs-elementary-education#:~:text=Minimum%20Educational%20Requirements&text=The%20BLS%20shares%20that%20the,to%20have%20a%20bachelor's%20degree.

Reading between the lines, I've always assumed that this meant she only did anal and oral with the previous boyfriend.

Ugh, the whole “anal isn’t technically “sex”” mental jujitsu is so pathetic and gross.

 

[Telemeter]

Nick is completely retarded about the "I don't care if my mom is a nasty prostitute because I'm a millonaire" take the supposed kids of these women would say to people asking them, even the biggest milllonaire son of a hooker would feel shame and be bullied, imagine the son of a prostitute in the same school as children of executives and bussiness men, they would probably say their mother sucks off their dad under the desk.

Elon fucking Musk's son, the son of the richest man on Earth, trooned out cause he hates his father, who hasn't even posted nudes and was a SJW super start till a few months ago.

There is nothing children care more about than their relationships with their parents and how they impact their relationships with their peers.

Children have no clue what money is worth, fuck, these days 23 year olds out of college have no clue what money is worth until they graduate and try to get their first job.

Complete smooth brain take.

And his defense of normalizing doing OF/his streaming, analogizing streaming to being a movie star or a “NASA scientist,” and his vaunting of money as a moral rationale for doing anything (though “my family would not accept x”) is so incredibly thin and callow I can’t stand it.

I just realized what this is.

This is a regurgitated Dick Masterson take. Dick is whispering his life ruining "advice" into Rekieta's ears, just as he did with Mint Salad, Ethan Ralph, that crazy kiwi, Aesterios, and now Rekieta.

I'm saying this because it's not something Rekieta would have said a year or so ago, but he's been getting real chumpy with Dax lately.

Exactly the same pattern as Ralph and the "Ralphamale", early on the KS days he was really just a more animated and charismatic Matt Jarbo.

 

[not william stenchever]

That last one is optimal for the balldo shaped helmet.

Speaking of which:

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I shouldn’t be shocked anymore, but yet I am. There is nothing so horrible to a child than being exposed to their parents’ sexual escapades. Even more skin-crawling would be finding out one or both engaged in any form of prostitution. Only an abused/molested child wouldn’t flinch at being exposed to, ahem, familial sex. This is utter coom-brained madness. No kid wants to be reminded of their parents doing it, their existence is sheer proof enough.

This is the cherry on top of Nick’s previous sundae of his kids finding out he bonks their mom and wants them to explicitly know about it (”GOOD!”).

All that Randazza, Mustang, Balldo, and tattoo cash SHOULD be going to therapy funds for the children.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Whatever the reason, the change in Kayla from five yrs ago vs now has been dramatic. To the point where she is almost like a different person. Formerly, her style & demeanor was modest, frumpy, church lady mom. Long skirts, no make up, drab hair, no tatts or piercings. Fundie Christian in the extreme. Then she goes from that to what she is now. Was it Nick’s streaming career? The decision they made to have no more children and she felt “put out to pasture”, no longer of use or worthy of attention? Did some psych med cause a drastic personality change?

she got penetrated by her husband's balls, not dick, but the balls themselves. and then the humilliation got exposed to the entire world for a few dollars. she will be forever the woman that openly got fucked by a balldo

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

tf when you can't just payoff your school bullies with moms OnlyFans earnings
Nick has gone full on retard mode.

Made me think of this Shane Gillis sketch.

I used to think Rekieta was speedrunning getting corrupted by internet fame and money. Now I think he was always a degenerate coomer and was just pretending to be a decent person to attract an audience. That's the only thing that would explain how shockingly quick he has lost any sense of decency.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean maybe Nick follows through on all the promises he makes to his kids and it’s just everyone else in his life who he lets down repeatedly. Possible but not probable.

His kids are going to grow up resentful and angry that their dad was a narcissistic drunken faggot.

That's the only thing that would explain how shockingly quick he has lost any sense of decency.

He never had one, he was just faking it.

 

[200MB]

Quick reminder for my fellow nose posters.

This was Rekieta less than 2 years ago. (They are discussing Jack Murphy.)

That last one is optimal for the balldo shaped helmet.

Speaking of which:
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"You dare refuse my balldochall?!"