Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

She should just get two of these.

"Property of RR".

 

[Geared Chris]

I don't think she ever lived in the cities. I think she originally comes from the area where they live now. She went to college in Marshall MN which is actually a smaller town than where she comes from. I think they went to Spicer after marriage. I'm not sure they ever lived in the Minneapolis-St. Paul Metro area.

They did. Or he's said they did, anyway.

There are a couple of missing years in which I contend that they got Section 8 in Marshall and used the voucher later in Minneapolis-St. Paul. (I know you disagree but I've got a pretty good case that they were Section 8 approved. HUD issued a special memo in 2005 - 2-3 years after they would have gotten it - re students abusing the program. I didn't post bc I didn't want to shit up the thread when everyone was discussing Drex. Nick was def income-eligible if he was working as a teller after graduating, and it seems he was. We know she never worked.)

I'm not even certain she graduated. Even last night he said that she'd just turned 20 yo when they married and I'd bet on shotgun with one of the miscarriages. Anyway, he's said many times that he worked in the Cities. That would likely have been shortly after he graduated. (I'm prepared to be proven wrong and need to find the date of purchase on the first home which is on this thread. Rushing atm.)
Edit: Clarity

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick: I am sad I’ve only had sex with one woman and I’m a god damned lawyer

Also Nick: I’m ok with being a cuckold as long as I can ogle my chat winemoms

 

[Maude Snew]

Ouch. He's going bald in the worst way too. He might as well shave it to a tonsure and call it intentional because it's going to get there anyway. I'm just imagining him taking an international flight and nail to Josh's door the 95 reasons he's definitely not mad.

Can you imagine Nick doing any physical labor at all with how limp wristed he is. He'd somehow manage to nail himself to the wall/door before he properly hangs a list or painting or whatever.

 

[LiquidKid]

Ouch. He's going bald in the worst way too. He might as well shave it to a tonsure and call it intentional because it's going to get there anyway. I'm just imagining him taking an international flight and nail to Josh's door the 95 reasons he's definitely not mad.

Off topic, but have you noticed that almost 100% of guys who go bald in the top first the day to grow their hair out really long, but then never comb it over? Always seemed like a weird look to me.

Nick’s problem is jr he shaves his head now, his beard will not serve him well

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He missed Emily Baker and Lauren Chen

Does this mean that both attended his event in the audience but he didn't encounter them?

Never heard of any ties between Lauren Chen and Nick before.

She left Canada like Viva did sometime in 2022 and moved to Nashville with her husband and had a baby.

She larps as a tradwife. Interesting she'd associate herself with Nick's degeneracy.

Although everyone in the right-leaning grifter sphere seems fake as fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

Also Nick: I’m ok with being a cuckold as long as I can ogle my chat winemoms

Reminds me of Ron Soye saying he'd rather be a cuck with Monica (which he is) than alone.

 

[200MB]

tf when you can't just payoff your school bullies with moms OnlyFans earnings
Nick has gone full on retard mode.

Made me think of this Shane Gillis sketch.

 

[Chibitzen]

Uncivil Law 's Nashville review is brief and uncomfy: the show was 'raunchy and migtowy' and he hated it. Kurt tries to gloss over the fact but is unable to produce totally convincing facial expressions to support his platitudes to Nick's friendship and success.

He does come off as socially awkward because if we remember he wants to *be* these people. In the very least, he's still on the new streamer koolaid if he's willing to tolerate Nick's current company.

The tell actually is his fixation on their "success". More than anything, he wants the "success" they're enjoying. Even if that means attending terrible venues and courting bad company. He's being such a good teamplayer everyone, and he wants us to know that.

He can always use his less socially adaptable tendencies to his advantage should things go south: "Well I didn't really know Nick was actually a ****... I thought he was just playing one on TV".

 

[Not Who You Think]

Are we really gonna pretend that Nick is actually paying any attention to our wife whatsoever? He already admitted they don't have sex and that he is a porn addict which bothers her. He might talk a big game about how much he "simps" for his wife but I bet you he ignores her completely and just spends his time off on twitter. She's desperate for attention because she's not getting any from Nick.

We don't have to pretend, but Nick sure is and it makes him look like an idiot.

Nick wants to have it so that he can appear so blindly devoted to his wife that he, and his marriage, are beyond reproach while also agreeing with the premise that women don't respect that behavior and thus find sexual fulfillment beyond the husband. Even if one doesn't accept that premise things don't look good. If lugging around a suitcase filled with sex toys (aka "the field kit"), sex vacations, and attending gay bars with her didn't tip Nick off to his own inadequacy/neglect regarding Kayla then nothing short of divorce will make a dent.

Nick's solutions of more sex toys, trips to Hedo II, and going to gay bars rather than redirecting his wife back to himself (her husband) for her sexual needs demonstrate a fundamental lack of understanding of what a heathy "monogamous relationship" (Nick's go-to term) is. The only way these act as actual solutions is if Nick is losing (or has lost) interest in Kayla and wants to create space where he can do his own thing (porn, strippers, etc) by pushing her toward other sexual supplements.

Nick has probably put the same amount of thought into his relationship with Kayla as he has with God, meaning he has the most shallow and self-serving understanding possible. The Bible teaches that looking at someone else with lust is the same as adultery. In this way, one could argue that Nick is as much a Christian as he is monogamous.

 

[not william stenchever]

The kids are still involved with what seems like a rather fanatically evangelical homeschool experience through the homeschool collective and they do things like that bible camp on labor day. But no church.

Nick has probably put the same amount of thought into his relationship with Kayla as he has with God,

I would crack my ribs from laughter if one of Nick's younger kids asks him "Daddy, is there visitation in hell? I'd like to see you again some day"

 

[Strix454]

I'm not even certain she graduated.

I'm not certain that she graduated from the first school either. She eventually went to community college in Willmar MN from 2009-2011 where she got a degree in teaching (early childhood education).
So the "missing years" are roughly 2006 - 2009.

Its probably worth looking into property sale records and former addresses on the two of them.

I see your point on them getting section 8 housing at the specific time given the information you provided. Maybe it was more possible than I would have thought it was.

 

[Maude Snew]

Man what a good husband telling people they couldn't afford his wife that's a very good husband thing good husband say about their wives all the time.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

tf when you can't just payoff your school bullies with moms OnlyFans earnings
Nick has gone full on retard mode.

Made me think of this Shane Gillis sketch.

God he’s coping so hard. @Null another great Rekieta video for the Rekieta segment (formerly the Ethan Ralph power hour) of the podcast.

He’s balls deep in on coping about materialism making up for poor morals and life choices. I don’t know how someone spirals this quickly. I’m not sure if it’s the AIDS, alcoholism, or dopamine hit from Rittenhouse and Depp finally petering off, but he’s nosedived so hard he’s in the mantle.

 

[Lidl Drip]

We don't have to pretend, but Nick sure is and it makes him look like an idiot.

Nick wants to have it so that he can appear so blindly devoted to his wife that he, and his marriage, are beyond reproach while also agreeing with the premise that women don't respect that behavior and thus find sexual fulfillment beyond the husband. Even if one doesn't accept that premise things don't look good. If lugging around a suitcase filled with sex toys (aka "the field kit"), sex vacations, and attending gay bars with her didn't tip Nick off to his own inadequacy/neglect regarding Kayla then nothing short of divorce will make a dent.

Nick's solutions of more sex toys, trips to Hedo II, and going to gay bars rather than redirecting his wife back to himself (her husband) for her sexual needs demonstrate a fundamental lack of understanding of what a heathy "monogamous relationship" (Nick's go-to term) is. The only way these act as actual solutions is if Nick is losing (or has lost) interest in Kayla and wants to create space where he can do his own thing (porn, strippers, etc) by pushing her toward other sexual supplements.

Nick has probably put the same amount of thought into his relationship with Kayla as he has with God, meaning he has the most shallow and self-serving understanding possible. The Bible teaches that looking at someone else with lust is the same as adultery. In this way, one could argue that Nick is as much a Christian as he is monogamous.

He probably has a limp useless whiskey dick so he couldn't even fuck her if he tried and he's clearly not gonna stop drinking so instead he is buying balldos and paying black men to do it. Kayla probably goes along with it cause she hasn't felt attractive and desired since before she first got pregnant. I bet she'd be a lot happier if Nick just shaped the fuck up and fixed their sex life by not watching porn anymore and not drinking. He's not tho and I hope she is saving all of Nicks antics for divorce court.

 

[Sewer Rat]

tf when you can't just payoff your school bullies with moms OnlyFans earnings
Nick has gone full on retard mode.

Made me think of this Shane Gillis sketch.

Nick is completely retarded about the "I don't care if my mom is a nasty prostitute because I'm a millonaire" take the supposed kids of these women would say to people asking them, even the biggest milllonaire son of a hooker would feel shame and be bullied, imagine the son of a prostitute in the same school as children of executives and bussiness men, they would probably say their mother sucks off their dad under the desk.

Also Nick went again on his "porn ruins society and kids" rant he used to say back in the day, but he also said that long ago he cut off porn because of the damaging effect. If not consuming porn makes you end up like Nick then fuck, everyone should be a coomer.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Also Nick went again on his "porn ruins society and kids" rant he used to say back in the day, but he also said that long ago he cut off porn because of the damaging effect. If not consuming porn makes you end up like Nick then fuck, everyone should be a coomer.

Do you really think he actually followed through and quit watching porn? He knows how bad it is because it's ruining his own life.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Believe all the womans

Unironically

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Man what a good husband telling people they couldn't afford his wife that's a very good husband thing good husband say about their wives all the time.

Nick is leaning into the stereotype to fool himself into thinking his money issues aren't equally his fault. Nick's spent how much now on a vanity lawsuit to defend his right to defame Monty as a pedo? Beyond property, I bet the bulk of their finances get eaten up by the lawsuit and frivolous purchases on both sides.

Do you really think he actually followed through and quit watching porn? He knows how bad it is because it's ruining his own life.

I have very little doubt that Nick still believes that porn isn't "that big a deal" and doesn't understand why a woman would feel betrayed by their spouse watching it. Kayla probably asked him to cut back and Nick put up a token effort before relapsing right back into it.

Nick's "technically not a lie" bullshit deceit strikes again.

 

[AnOminous]

I would crack my ribs from laughter if one of Nick's younger kids asks him "Daddy, is there visitation in hell? I'd like to see you again some day"

If it hasn't happened already, some day, one of Nick's kids will be bullied by someone asking "Got any naked pictures of your mom?" And when he says "no," they say "want some?"

I have very little doubt that Nick still believes that porn isn't "that big a deal" and doesn't understand why a woman would feel betrayed by their spouse watching it.

I think most wives know their husband sometimes looks at porn. If it's an actual issue, it's because Nick is some degenerate gooner who incessantly jacks off to fucked-up porn to the point normal sex is not even remotely appealing. Hence having to use the Balldo, the "second dick that never goes limp," because the first Mr. Happy isn't so happy any more.

I wonder what it is. Rape porn? He sure liked that Redo of Healer thing that from all accounts is just straight-up rape porn. Furry? Sissification? That troonstream makes more sense if that's the case.

Whatever it is, I'm sure the dude is into some weird shit that would disturb his wife, not just some softcare straight shit where he monogamously faps to another woman.