More post-jail sightings megathread

given the age of the new girl, can we expect a chris-chan parenting saga soon?
The zenith of Chris "trolling" is probably going to be some deranged redditor like that Fiona chick and this new one getting fucked by Chris unprotected and giving birth to his child. For the mercy of this world, hopefully it turns out as a miscarriage. The Chandler dynasty's genes are too corrupt to persist on this planet.
ANOTHER troll? Jeez, on his deathbed this guy will have some ween nurse try to troll him.
Considering how desperate some people are for fame, the ween nurse is gonna preserve Chris's fanta-flavored semen and inseminate herself with it to continue on the Chandler dynasty long after he's gone.
 
This isn't 2009 retard autist kind of endearing in an extremely weird way Chris- this is 2023 trooned out schizophrenic fucked-his-own-elderly-mother-while-claiming-to-be-Jesus Chris. Despite that, she's riding his shriveled Tic-Tac. The fact that it took this long and didn't occur 15 years ago is both an indictment on current society, as well as a testament to Chris's enhanced infamy over time. The Internet's corrupting influence on society is solely to blame, and I shudder to consider what we might see 15 years down the line from now.

This clout-chasing skank is every last bit as disgusting and fucked up as he is. I hope the fifteen seconds of Internet fame gained from fucking this disgusting inhuman transsexual tub of lard are worth it for permanently ruining your prospects in life, sweetie. Reminds me a bit of the serial killer fangirls.
 
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