More post-jail sightings megathread

[AGPinochet]

This incident is the yin and yang of blackpills and whitepills, lifefuel and suifuel.

Chris has a girlfriend but you don't. You're NGMI It's over
Anyone, even Chris can get a girlfriend, YGMI, It has only begun

 

[888Flux]

Lolcalves if you will.

And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see

 

[NoosJunki]

Is this going to be a Harley Quinn and Joker situation, but instead of it being a doctor and patient it's a tard and wrangler getting together.

Harley Qween

 

[Coffee Druid]

I'm not ready to call it yet. Chris is enough of a weird and inappropriate motherfucker to think it's okay to kiss his tardwrangler on the cheek or even just get real close up to her face. I admit that I might just be coping right now.

Oh Lord he towers over her.
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Her age is so confusing. In the initial picture of her in profile view she looks almost 40 imo. Yet in this pic she looks barely 20. It might be the clothing and height.

I don't know what option is worse tbh. Her being a carer, or maybe even a fellow person with mental disabilities and having to put up with Chris. Or, someone who's young and aware of his issues and is here for it for whatever ulterior motive. If it's the former, I'd feel bad if she gets identified and harassed over this but this is how it goes in Christory. People on here are probably already sleuthing it out so we'll just have to see.

Either way, this picture feels like a "moments before disaster" image.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

None of you have an excuse anymore.

It's easier to catch fish in an barrel than in the ocean. She's probably beyond fucked up mentally too.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Motherfucker if CWC gets a boyfriend free girl after all that’s happened then it’s truly the sign of the apocalypse.

Edit: don’t drink and shitpost kids!

 

[Kulee Baba]

The ALOGS have been BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! CHRIS was framed by a malicious evil gang of trolls. I mean am I wrong isn't Bella's Dad a Glowie? This whole horrific scandal stunk it's called a false flag.

Praise God and the Bear for reversing the fortunes of Christian Jesus Christ Sonichu CPU Chandler. I apologize Chris I and everyone was blinded by the criminal conspiracy that was made against you.

I hope Null will officiate the wedding.

Spoiler: Have you lost your mind? RU Serious?

Juuuuuuuuuullllllaaaaaayyyy

 

[BootlegPopeye]

• He's gonna be homeless tho!
• Back at love shack with a new car

I don't think he's back at 14 Branchland Court. Other than one day where his car was seen there, he hasn't been seen there since that we know of, and all the subsequent sightings have been a good ways away from the house. Seems to me he was picking possessions up or just paying a visit.

 

[kyskeff]

What the fuck? Am I imagining things?

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:

Lmao your name is ANAL. You deliberately picked that name. ANAL. You're into ANAL.

Congrats, ANAL guy.

 

[JULAY]

I just hope he doesn't impregnate her with that bent duck of his. The last thing the world needs is for Chris to sire CWC Jr.

 

[kyskeff]

I just hope he doesn't impregnate her with that bent duck of his. The last thing the world needs is for Chris to sire CWC Jr.

Jesus weeps at the very thought. Are we 110% sure that she isn’t a he? I wouldn’t suspect it but considering every other twist to this…

 

[AGPinochet]

I just hope he doesn't impregnate her with that bent duck of his. The last thing the world needs is for Chris to sire CWC Jr.

Don't tell me Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History: Bloodlines doesn't sound appealing.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Good God there's no stop to his winning from the merge.

 

[Fennec 'Tard]

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[Distant Ranger]

She is going to Longhouse him back to reality.

 

[TheTourist]

I just hope he doesn't impregnate her with that bent duck of his. The last thing the world needs is for Chris to sire CWC Jr.

bullshit, as @Focken Kiwi said; bring on the lolcalves! I want a litter of the lil screwups!

 

[NoosJunki]

Don't tell me Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History: Bloodlines doesn't sound appealing.

House of the Sonichu

 

[Focken Kiwi]

What the fuck? Am I imagining things?

You're not. Apparently, the Teflon Tardette rides.

 

[FunPosting101]

And now, you pitiful fools and doubters of our Creator Goddess, you shall know the wrath of the heir to Vidya Game Powah, Crystal, Tard Baby Harbinger of the Apocalypse.

Honestly, the photos are too blurry for me to tell what's going on in them, but I sincerely hope this is real. The Tard Baby Saga will be motherfucking (lol) hilarious and horrifying in equal measure.