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The horrors continue to pile up as the ritual nears completion. Soon, the Anchuent One will be freed from its fleshed prison and unleashed upon the world to reshape it in a new image, a terrifying image, an extremely autistic image. The lucky ones will be eaten merged first. CWCville has arrived, and may God have mercy on our souls.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
The optimist in me thinks that maybe this girl is just his caretaker and these photos are showing Chris being a little too "friendly" with a woman yet again.

The pessimist in me thinks this girl is actually interested in Chris despite his outright horrifying nature and this will end with her fully doxed and run off the internet.

Either way, I'm gonna need popcorn.
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It's gotta be a wrangler because Chris would be posting and shouting from the mountain tops if he was getting consensual female attention. He couldn't hide it from anyone when he was fucking Barb. He'd make sure to break any "no social media" order the court gave him in order to inform everyone.

And he'd be a lot more flagrant with his public displays of affection. He has no boundaries and the state is paying this woman to "care" for him. He's got a sort of low cunning so he'll test boundaries gradually.
 
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desudesu said:
Holy shit even someone who’s balding, does not have personal hygiene, shits his pants regularly and fucked his own mother is still able to get some lady’s pussy wet for him. Incredible.
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You forgot that his penis is also crooked and small. Yet he is still laying some bent pipe. Any one bitching about women no longer has the fucking right! If this man with his weird dick can slay puss puss, you can too!
 
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The Man With No Name said:
It's gotta be a wrangler because Chris would be posting and shouting from the mountain tops if he was getting consensual female attention. He couldn't hide it from anyone when he was fucking Barb. He'd make sure to break any "no social media" order the court gave him in order to inform everyone.

And he'd be a lot more flagrant with his public displays of affection. He has no boundaries and the state is paying this woman to "care" for him. He's got a sort of low cunning so he'll test boundaries gradually.
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There is no "no social media" court order in place. Chris is on social media liking posts, he just hasn't posted yet deliberately.
 
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Chris and mystery girl have a moment; chris bends down to get a peck on the lips...

*mystery girl notices chris's breath smells like moth balls, and 100 year old vag*

Mystery girl - "i cant believe everyone lied about you on the internet..."

Make it make sense. At least geno will potentially have some different shit to look forward to, if we are to assume nobody is being taken advantage of.... I'm hesistant to use the word "wholesome" because i havent quite ruled out "psycho chick who likes infamous people in jail" or if shes too mentally unfit to say no to chris. Time will tell.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
There is no "no social media" court order in place. Chris is on social media liking posts, he just hasn't posted yet deliberately.
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Have you ever known this particular fat retard to stay tight lipped?

If Chris were fully in control here he'd be commenting on Tara Strong tweets going "Hm, yes quite moreover I have found a new heartsweet in my life recently making me feel new ways about my Goddess CPU potential *twenty emojis*"
 
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The Man With No Name said:
Have you ever known this particular fat retard to stay tight lipped?

If Chris were fully in control here he'd be commenting on Tara Strong tweets going "Hm, yes quite moreover I have found a new heartsweet in my life recently making me feel new ways about my Goddess CPU potential *twenty emojis*"
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Chris has had periods of internet silence before. Besides, he's likely somewhat scared of potential backlash and questions about Barb/jail when he makes his first proper post. We know he's returning eventually from Helena's DM's though.
 
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If chris chan got a girl, INCELS HAVE NO EXCUSE!
(damn it already 15 niggers posted the same shit!)

But its funny, people thousand of dollars on Hustler University and here we a fat retard who fucked his mom get a gf......Null I apologize for saying that you were wrong for saying women have lowered their standards.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
Have you ever known this particular fat retard to stay tight lipped?

If Chris were fully in control here he'd be commenting on Tara Strong tweets going "Hm, yes quite moreover I have found a new heartsweet in my life recently making me feel new ways about my Goddess CPU potential *twenty emojis*"
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Even for someone as retarded as chris, you greatly underestimate the determination of man to maintain their freedom, after it was taken away for some time.

Chris is dumb as fuck, but hes never had a gun pointed to his head like he does right now. Everyone in his home state knows who he is now, if they didnt already before. The MOMENT he breaks the law, hes going to jail. Period.

I also suspect that this mystery girl might be playing a part in convincing him to stay off the internet. No need to entertain the masses when some chick is touching your penis. Thats pretty much been my experience anyways. Either im single and bored enough to be on the internet with you assholes, or im in a relationship and shes bitching about me being on the internet lol. Chris having some normal problems for once is peak 2023.
 
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