More post-jail sightings megathread

[Ass to Ass]

State mandated gfs are finally real

He probably just managed to find a girl that isn't absolutely repulsed by the sperg grindset

 

[vomitusdeux]

Chris is fucking Barb and the Wrangler right now! A wholesome threesome.

That's why he was actually there that day!

 

[King Metalia]

Chris had game with woman this whole time we just couldn't see it. How long until he draws an image of him fingering her is anyone's guess.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I don't think he's back at 14 Branchland Court. Other than one day where his car was seen there, he hasn't been seen there since that we know of, and all the subsequent sightings have been a good ways away from the house. Seems to me he was picking possessions up or just paying a visit.

Fair enough, still retards thought he would be homeless and sucking dick in a park or 7-11 bathroom to get food money while ranting about sonichu.

 

[Chucklenuts]

 

[Lyster]

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Girlfriend saga is completed finally, the prophecy has come true

 

[Pedophobe]

Chris had game with woman this whole time we just couldn't see it. How long until he draws an image of him fingering her is anyone's guess.

No need for drawings now, he can just take a photo.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

My nigga finally got himself a boyfriend-free girl.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Chris seriously just keeps taking fucking W after W post-jail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luc8yT1g--U&ab_channel=XxtheMegagodgamerxX

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

lol You can all be jealous that Chris is getting gash and you're not, but I for one am happy things are turning around for him. Nice pull Chris.

I'm hoping she is for real and not some convoluted trolling attempt.

 

[potatoman]

Might be a prostitute. It'll be funny if he's a sugar daddy

 

[LadiosSopp]

The optimist in me thinks that maybe this girl is just his caretaker and these photos are showing Chris being a little too "friendly" with a woman yet again.

The pessimist in me thinks this girl is actually interested in Chris despite his outright horrifying nature and this will end with her fully doxed and run off the internet.

Either way, I'm gonna need popcorn.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

TOTAL
LOVEQUEST
COMPLETION

 

[Dave.]

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Incels have no excuse now. The problem is clearly you, not them.

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

she looks assburger as well. like cleaves to like, they say. ach well, i hope this gives the good old fine old young old barbussy a well needed rest.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

What shall we name this sweetheart until the farms inevitably doxxes her? Any ideas?

Crystal

 

[Working]

Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.

THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE ANYMORE
if this guy, a man who FUCKED HIS OWN MOTHER can get a boyfriendless girlfriend then you have no excuse

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

Incels have no excuse now. The problem is clearly you, not them.

he's a spastic but he's also the most famous spastic on earth. lot of birds would cram their holes with dogshit if said turd had a public profile.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

A real women with such dedication for him?

 

[desudesu]

Holy shit even someone who’s balding, does not have personal hygiene, shits his pants regularly and fucked his own mother is still able to get some lady’s pussy wet for him. Incredible.

Edit: oh yes and a bent, deformed dick. Total incel death.