More post-jail sightings megathread

[themarchivist2]

Truly, a doppelganger.

 

[Swiss46]

Chris fucked his mom then cucked his mom.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Crystal Weston Chandler is nigh

It´s the end of times
All it´s gonna rot and burn
Because his lovequest is finally over

I just hope he doesn't impregnate her with that bent duck of his. The last thing the world needs is for Chris to sire CWC Jr.

He can´t produce any child now, right? .......... RIGHT?????!!!!!!!

 

[Linako 2.0]

I'm not ready to call it yet. Chris is enough of a weird and inappropriate motherfucker to think it's okay to kiss his tardwrangler on the cheek or even just get real close up to her face. I admit that I might just be coping right now.

Oh Lord he towers over her.
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Hello newfrens in the thread. @LeDarkMemer was kind enough to provide us this still of Chris's new galpal and I'm reposting it in hopes of preventing 26 pages of "is this a person? Is she 10 million years old etc" posts.

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They can't be the same person, I refuse to believe it... Kali Yuga upon us.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

I can't wait for SheCameForCWC2.jpg

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Truly, a doppelganger.
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I was just thinking that. Megan would be 37 now. If only we could see this mystery woman's eyebrows and Megan's ear profile to match up.

 

[TheTourist]

He can´t produce any child now, right? .......... RIGHT?????!!!!!!!

and why not? Robert was 54 when he fathered chris. Our boy has at least another decade of virile navy in him.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Jesus so many questions.. such little time...
First off... BWHAAHAHAHA, genially think there gonna be some incel aylogs looking at a noose seeing Chris keeps getting WAP on tap.

Second, the girl..

I hope, she is just a low functioning autist who just says yes to Chris because Chris' form of autism + lovequest has some how not made her run away... Does she know about Chris? Is she so autistic that she cant even use the internet? IS SHE THE REAL SEX OFFENDER AND CANT USE THE INTERNET?! Can't wait to find out! Please VA stellarize em before they reproduce for the love of god.


If she know exactly who Chris is and... well I don't know... What the fuck...

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Even Chris Chan can get a girlfriend. What's your excuse incels?

 

[Makhnovshchina]

What shall we name this sweetheart until the farms inevitably doxxes her? Any ideas?

 

[Evan-Wynn-D]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

Wow, that's great for Chris, I hope he and this girl really hit things off! Wish I was there too, maybe I would make it all the way to the end! Everyone sure has some pretty great qualities!

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

You need to be Tardmaxxing.
Stop showering, Subsist off of nothing but fast-food and corn based junk food. Violate personal space. Violate boundaries. Wear Velcro sneakers. Create Webcomic OCs with Crayons. Live in a fantasy world of your own delusional creation. Be manipulated by other slightly more intelligent retards on the internet. Be a creep in general. Bask in your glory days at community college. Burn down your house. E-beg to pay your mortgage.
Do all of these and you WILL Get pussy, so much pussy, you will be drowning in pussy. There will be SO much pussy you will be able to grasp it by the handful. Total Pussy Saturation.

This but unironically.

The reason why many people, not all because extremely retarded but misogynistic incels exist, don't get gfs is because they think way too much ie. aren't retarded enough. Their autism is too high-functioning. They'll analyse things like body language, first impressions, whatever the fuck else down to the microscopic level because they're autistic and can't just be a regular human being, and end up being shocked that all of the girls just go out with men who seem to be more at ease, who just seem more FUN.

Nobody would date a girl who just stares at you from a distance and mumbles some boring, rehearsed shit, she might even be a lunatic for all they know. The reverse is very true.

Retards like Chris don't care. Ralph is a dying obese man with a personality disorder, and thus he doesn't care either. Stop caring, get bitches.

Truly, a doppelganger.
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Notice the hair colour

THE MERGE IS REAL

 

[Linako 2.0]

And now, you pitiful fools and doubters of our Creator Goddess, you shall know the wrath of the heir to Vidya Game Powah, Crystal, Tard Baby Harbinger of the Apocalypse.

Honestly, the photos are too blurry for me to tell what's going on in them, but I sincerely hope this is real. The Tard Baby Saga will be motherfucking (lol) hilarious and horrifying in equal measure.

We are reaching the darkest of nights, from the fallopian entropy will be born the child that remolds the Earth into paradise of the electric hedgehogs
Deus meus, serva nos

 

[TheTourist]

Stop caring, get bitches.

you can't just tell kiwifarmers to stop being retarded.

 

[Bearmumrik]

What shall we name this sweetheart until the farms inevitably doxxes her? Any ideas?

The Walmartflower

 

[Pedophobe]

It's easier to catch fish in an barrel than in the ocean. She's probably beyond fucked up mentally too.

Well you know what to do now. Get tardmaxxing!

What shall we name this sweetheart until the farms inevitably doxxes her? Any ideas?

I like "The Unknown Woman" or "Tuw" as a placeholder.

 

[BullfrogBill]

lol You can all be jealous that Chris is getting gash and you're not, but I for one am happy things are turning around for him. Nice pull Chris.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Perhaps when we're talking about Chris quit talking about coming!

The way he's holding her, pretty sure he's nutted in her a few times today bro.

Someone needs to turn this into some kind of Andrew Tate style grift.

Like just be a giant tard, stop giving a fuck, go insane and you'll start slaying puss. Admittedly the puss might be immediate relatives or prostitutes, but the "go insane" part kinda covers that, maybe.

I mean, is this not every trailer park in the world? Chris just has a camera on him AND autism.

He can´t produce any child now, right? .......... RIGHT?????!!!!!!!

Buddy, if Ethan Ralph can sire two kids, I think Chris can manage

 

[verymuchawful]

Chris is fucking Barb and the Wrangler right now! A wholesome threesome.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I was scared it was going to be Barb opening that link