More post-jail sightings megathread

[Don't Tread on Me]

HIS LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!

He finally found a boyfriend-free girl!

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

Begone foul Sonichu Demon. The seal of Solomon binds thee and thy ground is marked in holy salt. Take those mental images out of my mind lest I call the host of Astiluth down in fire and sword

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

Top C giving the Woman-Haters a black eye.

Seriously though, this is fucking weird and there is no God.

there is the devil though, he can be found in jonestown audio tape right in the end.....As for God he probably rejects us more than the autists reject the holocaust!

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:

• He's gonna get a long ass jail sentence!
• Stay 2 years with no record
• B-but he's gonna get his welfare cut
• Welfare is never rescinded and accumulated through the years
• He's gonna be homeless tho!
• Back at love shack with a new car
• He's never gonna get anyone to be with him, no one will touch him!
• Has got a girlfriend now and she isn't a 80 year old or a crazy methhead in drag

I'm starting to believe the merge is real, all fucking predictions go the opposite way, I wouldn't be surprised if a ween digs through his backyard to find Patti's corpse and hits a oilwell and he becomes the only millionaire in Virginia who actually fucked his own mother

kiwifarms is cursed by the CPU goddess,

Motherfucker if CWC gets a girlfriend free girl after all that’s happened then it’s truly the sign of the apocalypse.

at this point, India should launch the nukes and started the WW3


In all honesty, this sounds like shit you would find in a fucking hentai. This is so weird and at the same time horrifying. Well, if there are women who are willing to fuck Ralph......damn i wont be able to survive the KALI YUGA any more...

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

So Chris decided to turn down sex with a cute young 18 year old girl in exchange for being in a "relationship" with two different old ladies? Guess we don't have to worry about him molesting children like people have speculated. But then again, Chris always finds a way to sink lower.

 

[Kumquat]

If she does know who he is, then that's bad. Why the fuck would you willingly be with a man True & Honest woman with as colorful a history as Chris?

If she doesn't know who he is, then that's even worse. Why the fuck would you willingly be with a fat, autistic tranny who shits his pants and likely hasn't showered in days?

Even if she isn't aware of Chris' internet history, we also know Chris can't keep his mouth shut, and there's a not-zero chance he couldn't wait to tell her how internet famous he is and how amazing Sonichu is.

No matter how this plays out, I can't see it ending in anything good for either of them. Either there's some ulterior motive, or she's also on the autism spectrum and is just blissfully unaware of what exactly she's gotten herself into.

 

[JackoVerde]

Another Common Ween L
hit micheal snyder and evaded consequences
felt up woman at conventions and only consequence is getting banned. so evading any real consequences
Maced a guy at gamestop for no reason, evaded consequences
raped his mom and admitted it on audio, went to jail for two years, but was surprisingly away from gen pop, so he evaded consequences. a mother rapist who trooned out would get beat daily
charges were dropped so he gets to keep his tugboat
went back home to get his stuff and now he has some sweetheart he's wanted.
seriously, consequences and chris chan are like oil and water.

 

[Artaius]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

If the Kiwi Farms would ever be responsible for anyone's suicide it'd be from having to read all that just now.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Not sure if Chris is in a relationship with them. He is known to get extremely handsy with people and if he met this woman at a group home or something then she's probably a retard that doesn't fight it off.

So I guess which is worse, Chris is forcing himself on another invalid or this woman is in relationship with Chris by her own volition?

Chris has learned nothing, he deserves to have "MOTHERFUCKER" yelled at him anytime he steps into public.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oh god this wasn't on the bingo card

 

[g55c]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

I have never begged god for death until this moment.

 

[Nick Obre]

Oh no, whatever this is, there's no doubt something terrible is happening.

 

[Sithis]

If she does know who he is, then that's bad. Why the fuck would you willingly be with a man True & Honest woman with as colorful a history as Chris?

If she doesn't know who he is, then that's even worse. Why the fuck would you willingly be with a fat, autistic tranny who shits his pants and likely hasn't showered in days?

Even if she isn't aware of Chris' internet history, we also know Chris can't keep his mouth shut, and there's a not-zero chance he couldn't wait to tell her how internet famous he is and how amazing Sonichu is.

No matter how this plays out, I can't see it ending in anything good for either of them. Either there's some ulterior motive, or she's also on the autism spectrum and is just blissfully unaware of what exactly she's gotten herself into.

My best guesses are:
1. She does know who he is and is trying to grift her way into e-fame much like how Meigh shacked up with Gunt despite him being every red flag thrown together into a fat bag of red flags.
2. She at least somewhat knows who he is and was part of his group therapy or some shit and developed weird connection with him in the process of therapy which spilled into real world

 

[Ultrapenguin]

It's really no surprise that Chris has found a woman.

He's long been held back by insecurity, second guessing himself, except now he's grown into a man who realizes nobody can hold you back except by wagging their finger and screeching.

This person has driven into people with his car, been kicked out malls and establishments, pepper sprayed random workers, had the authorities called on him countless times, groped and pestered any woman who so much as looked at him, had sex with his mother (consensually mind you), and the whole time he's been hounded by trolls and a-logs. And here he is, free and unbothered.

At that point what's to stop you? The system that keeps the pale, timid masses in line has no grip on you. I don't like to admit it, but the evidence is undeniable: this is what an adonis looks like.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I am vomit

 

[Shidoen]

Well incase it happens, imagine being Chris having a kid and that kid learns about what Chris has done.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

 

[RodgerDodger]

i'm wondering where the hell they even met.

Y'know those women that write letters to and fall in love with Serial Killers in prison. This is probably like the low rent retard version of that.

 

[Feathers McGraw]

A few quotes from the guy who posted it on reddit

• "She seemed low functioning or maybe autistic"
• "She seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly. I can’t say whether she was just uncomfortable or if she was low functioning."
• "She paid. If that matters at all."

Sounds like she is a fellow tard that the group home is letting Chris molest?

archive here and here in case he deletes his comments

 

[JackoVerde]

At that point what's to stop you? The system that keeps the pale, timid masses in line has no grip on you. I don't like to admit it, but the evidence is undeniable: this is what an adonis looks like.

this kind of realization makes me angry, so angry im considering fedposting.
but i wont because i know i dont have chris chans conesquence evading luck and utter lack of shame
if i end up in jail, its gen pop for my ass.

 

[Elaine Benes]

this kind of realization makes me angry, so angry im considering fedposting.
but i wont because i know i dont have chris chans conesquence evading luck and utter lack of shame
if i end up in jail, its gen pop for my ass.

It's not worth getting angry about. It's just a part of life.