More post-jail sightings megathread

[A Wumpa Fruit]

A few quotes from the guy who posted it on reddit

• "She seemed low functioning or maybe autistic"
• "She seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly. I can’t say whether she was just uncomfortable or if she was low functioning."
• "She paid. If that matters at all."

Sounds like she is a fellow tard that the group home is letting Chris molest?

archive here and here in case he deletes his comments

To think that we suspected at first that she was a social worker...but...oh well, honestly we don´t know absolutely anything about her, not even the reddit tards know anything about her, we don´t even know her name

 

[Terrorist]

It's too blurry to really tell anything. My cope is that he bent down to side-hug her then craned his neck over to say something. Many eyewitnesses have said that Chris is deceptively tall.

 

[I am batman]

Fuck me Jesus

 

[Seethecoper]

Literally NO ONE has any excuse now.

 

[Organized Derailment]

go sonichu. go out and zap to the extreme!

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Interesting.

I mean it's Reddit. Nothing good stays up for long on that site.

 

[Abowaffen]

The Chandler seed must spread.

 

[Xenomorph]

Court appointed escort so Chris wont rape Barb.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Maybe he's not cheating on Snorlax. Maybe she's the third in the new and growing CWC polycule. Imagine the possibilities. The Merge is the limit.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

>Hitler is a piece of shit, still finds a loving gf who wants to be his wife before joining him in death
>Chris Chan is a motherfucking piece of shit, still finds a loving a gf
I don't know if that is incredibly blackpilling or if it's incredibily whitepilling.

 

[Polska krowa]

Seeing as Chris gets overly touchy with every woman that can put up with his stench, are we certain that this is romantic in her eyes?

I'm definitely not coping

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

As surprised as I am I should not be surprised in current year Clown World.

Back then, the universe was normal and things used to make sense. It was impossible for Chris or people like him to get a gf because that's how the natural laws of the universe are supposed to work.

Ever since Clown World happened everything that used to not make sense about reality or sane society are now part of the norm. Maybe the merge was actually the Clown Dimension merging with our own.

 

[LiquidKid]

Hello newfrens in the thread. @LeDarkMemer was kind enough to provide us this still of Chris's new galpal and I'm reposting it in hopes of preventing 26 pages of "is this a person? Is she 10 million years old etc" posts.

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To further add to this for people who don’t know,

This is from the Walmart sighting.
We’ve gotten 5 alleged sightings of her with Chris since September 9th.
Food Lion, Walmart, an alleged visit to a game store, and now this CVS once. She was also allegedly in the car when the dude chased Chris to Sheetz.

Currently no one knows anything about her

 

[Makhnovshchina]

inb4 sexual assault arrest

 

[maguyver16]

Wait a minute…

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Uh-oh.

She kinda resembles an older Megan

EDIT: ninja'd, but seriously tho

 

[PhoBingas]

the antichrist was already born
its either xander or rosy

Nah, they're gonna do battle with Crystal in the coming apocalypse a la Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia. The dimensional merge is bringing about Gunt Wars irl.

 

[Duke Nukem]

man, imagine still being an incel in 2023

you are, quite literally, below the designation of autistic motherfucking loser.

Honestly, I think we should just wait and find out what the context of this actually is. This could be another Megan type situation, as far as we know.

Which member of the female race looks at a 41 year old delusional manchild with no attempt at passing except a shitty ben franklin hair and says "yes please?"

I want off this ride

Lolcows are temporary, but Clown World is eternal.

The zenith of Chris "trolling" is probably going to be some deranged redditor like that Fiona chick and this new one getting fucked by Chris unprotected and giving birth to his child. For the mercy of this world, hopefully it turns out as a miscarriage. The Chandler dynasty's genes are too corrupt to persist on this planet.

Considering how desperate some people are for fame, the ween nurse is gonna preserve Chris's fanta-flavored semen and inseminate herself with it to continue on the Chandler dynasty long after he's gone.

My kingdom for enough horrifying ratings for this!

I've noticed that alogs have an uncanny ability to be right about 99% of cows, but this dark power comes at the cost of being wrong about Chris 100% of the time

Ass Log is on suicide watch ever since he saw the announcement, no doubt. Literally anything that goes on with Chris makes me laugh infinitely harder than that "intended to be funny" stand up comedy he did where I don't think anyone laughed.

I'm still going through this thread trying to make sense of this new development, so please bear with me.

 

[Banana Hammock]

Did we ever get a picture of the autistic girl who had a crush on Chris? The one that was used by Janke.

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

I'm not convinced this Isn't a case where Chris has a fellow retard galpal who doesnt know how to set her boundaries & Chris being Chris, getting overly handsy without being told off, so thinking it's all good.

 

[okyt]

Once she is pregnant, she'll reveal that it's just an elaborate troll and have an abortion just to make Chris cry.