More post-jail sightings megathread

I have so many questions to ask her.

Anyway, if she knows about Chris and his history already, then I think the biggest problem they'll run into will be his incessant need to be all over her all the time. He's been waiting decades for a girlfriend and the pictures clearly show he wants to be touchy with her in public. The Redditfag said she seemed uncomfortable and I mean, yeah - she's either on the spectrum or uncomfortable with PDA or both. Chris won't keep his hands off a girl who permits him to touch her, which can be off-putting or annoying even if they're into him. He's probably suffocating.

Although, maybe she doesn't care. Who knows. She's (possibly) dating a trooned out, post-jail for mom-fucking Chris-chan. If she's legitimately into him then maybe nothing can turn her off. The perfect girl for Chris.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
your wrong if you think its not within female nature to want to "take care" of something and prove it 'really had good in it's heart all along', or believe theyre so special that they and they alone are the key to fixing a man who no one else could fix
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I just don't think it's right to say a certain characteristic comes naturally, since it would be similar to saying men are naturally destructive and violent and are born that way.

Either way, not here to argue, though I will say there might be a stronger maternal/paternal drive in some people that makes them want to go out of their way to change someone, similar to how guys like TheOtakuKing kept boasting about wanting to shape Chris up and be his male role model or whatever. It's the desire to be "the special one" which I think is present in both sexes, similar to how Chris thinks of himself as the One True CPU Goddess Messiah or whatever.

It's just more apparent in women since they have this tendency to try way too hard, or be way louder about it to be noticed for whatever deed they think they're doing, while men are more easily noticed for doing less. Same reason why male cows are more of a spectacle than female ones, and it's also why we get tryhard titty Twitch streamers, compared to guys who just stream. Just observation.

Back on topic, if the Reddit sightings are correct, then Chris just found himself a nerdy MTG-playing woman who may or may not know or care about his notoriety. I think Chris having a girlfriend isn't too surprising since troons often end up with handmaiden girlfriends. He also goes out a lot, so he's likely to meet more people, and the slim chance of him finding a girlfriend is still a chance in itself. Maybe he finally landed on that tiny percentage where he gets one.
 
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InvertedGrey said:
is there a place we can put bets down? I'd put money on chris becoming a parent in the next two years
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we keep asking if chris is capable of even shooting any virile meatseed
but we should be asking if he can TAKE CARE of a baby

i genuinely wanna know what will happen if chris does find a sweetheart and she ends up pregnant
will he be happy? nervous? he doesnt seem like someone who would consider abortion, i just cant see it, and hed probably be too stricken with anxiety to even get it accomplished within the appropriate timeframe
before you know it he has a baby on his hands... whatll become of that kid?

weve seen the kinda tough things kids go through being the children of celebrities or politicians
whatd be like to be the child of a LOLCOW?
actually, now that i think about it, how many lolcows have had kids who are now old enough to comprehend who their parent is? only one i know of is Cooking with Jack's son or Kay's son, but i'd argue their parents are very mild and mainstream funnypeople in comparison to someone like Chris
 
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That Thai E-Boy said:
The only two questions I have to this boyfriend free girl is the first question is why? Like for real? Girl your being retarted

While the second question is that is your bar this damn low? Or is the IQ? Because at this point just *sigh*
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The answer is simply this: As a woman, your life has to be a nonstop string of failures for you to finally land on Christian Weston Chandler.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
whatd be like to be the child of a LOLCOW?
actually, now that i think about it, how many lolcows have had kids who are now old enough to comprehend who their parent is? only one i know of is Cooking with Jack's son or Kay's son, but i'd argue their parents are very mild and mainstream funnypeople in comparison to someone like Chris
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One example I can think of is that the kids of Bryleigh (big forehead HER dating app admin troon) are preteens/teenagers now and word is that they're super ashamed of their dad and he's out of their lives completely. Someone claiming to be his daughter (who's way too young to be on the Farms, and there's no way to really know if it was legit) did find the thread and post about what an embarrassment he is.
 
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Do people really think they are kissing in this picture? You can see she is looking down at what appears to be her phone in her right hand; her left hand is on her face. Yeah he is probably intentionally getting overly close to her, but she's not reciprocating.

Chris hasnt found a gf. This is his tard wrangler and she'll probably request a transfer after awhile of this behavior. Sorry 🌈🌈🌈 posters.
 
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Average Pepsi Enjoyer said:
I just don't think it's right to say a certain characteristic comes naturally, since it would be similar to saying men are naturally destructive and violent and are born that way.
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some characteristics do come naturally
saying men are naturally destructive and violent IS wrong, not morally, but simply objectively
you could argue men are rougher or more physically competitive tho which is very much accurate

there is absolutely such a thing as personality based sex characteristics
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
This looks like the last seen images of a criminal in a news report.
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Yeah, I'm more interested in the photographer than the subject. Was this a setup? A legitimate stakeout? The reddit testimonies of seeing Chris in public but not having photos seem authentically vague, but I'm not quite sure what to make of the poor camera resolution or shitty photos/lack of quantity shown here.

The Alogs have a history of short cons so if this was a prank or a plant I think we'd see the aftermath already. Seems like an authentic galpal so far!
 
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