More post-jail sightings megathread

[Are-A-Ham-A-Key]

At this point I'm not even surprised anymore. Truly we live in the weirdest of timelines.

 

[StMaryPiper]

is there a place we can put bets down? I'd put money on chris becoming a parent in the next two years

Chris is Sterile from the trooning out. Honestly the Tomgirl saga may have finally paid off. This other woman could either br a troon or a tranny chaser

 

[Major Pain]

As a woman I have only one response to this.

 

[Oxyjen]

There’s no fucking way this 5’ tall chick is a troon, I don’t know why people keep saying that.
She might be a robot though.

 

[kyskeff]

How has she not been doxxed yet? Surely somebody has to know her. I can't wrap my head around it being a complete random because, well, Chris is Chris.

 

[Kayfabe]

How has she not been doxxed yet? Surely somebody has to know her. I can't wrap my head around it being a complete random because, well, Chris is Chris.

If she is seriously retarded on a considerably high scale, then she might not even have any internet presence whatsoever, which makes it difficult to identify her.

 

[Tiresome]

Chris gets "affectionate" with every female who comes close enough to smell his body odor. This is not anything unless we see some actual and clear proof that she's reciprocating anything.

 

[KingPenguin120]

Now The Otaku King received the consequences to be in the Christory. After their encounter in Walmart and to be the Whiteknight of Chris, now face the attack of Weens.

The TRUE and HONEST consequences of white knighting.

Dealing with bargain bin A-logs online

 

[Devil Buster Busters]

Fuck this I'm going to go talk to the girl I'm into.

 

[Saint Agustin]

No more barbussy?? Who is this mystery women?

Is a woman or a troon??

 

[Bearmumrik]

OH FUCK

 

[Saint Agustin]

OH FUCK
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Sounds like GayOps in the making.

 

[KingLiberty76]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

Chris chan is able to get a GF before most farmers and channers.
Chris fucking won

 

[Jasper2K]

Total Jesus Chris Chan Sonichu victory? Owned the trolls? Time to worship Chris as the deity he is? Deep cover troll op? I don't know what to think anymore.

 

[Top Skink]

society can't keep a nigga down
the law can't keep a nigga down
fake niggas can't keep a nigga down
kiwi farms can't keep a nigga down
bitches can't keep a nigga down
because God will help a nigga up

 

[Neil]

This isn't 2009 retard autist kind of endearing in an extremely weird way Chris- this is 2023 trooned out schizophrenic fucked-his-own-elderly-mother-while-claiming-to-be-Jesus Chris. Despite that, she's riding his shriveled Tic-Tac. The fact that it took this long and didn't occur 15 years ago is both an indictment on current society, as well as a testament to Chris's enhanced infamy over time. The Internet's corrupting influence on society is solely to blame, and I shudder to consider what we might see 15 years down the line from now.

This clout-chasing skank is every last bit as disgusting and fucked up as he is. I hope the fifteen seconds of Internet fame gained from fucking this disgusting inhuman transsexual tub of lard are worth it for permanently ruining your prospects in life, sweetie. Reminds me a bit of the serial killer fangirls.

Back in the day, none of the female trolls had even the slightest intention of fucking Chris because such things as self-respect and standards existed. Now, you have all sorts delusional terminally-online women foaming at the mouth for a chance to ride his rainbow Sonichu Balls and make their way into Christory as teh ultimate trolls.

 

[Duke Nukem]

There really is someone for everyone. It’s quite heartwarming, in a way.
Life finds a way!

On one hand, I think we should wait until we get confirmation from him or some other source, on the other hand I'm laughing my ass off at the prospect of Ass Log finding out about this and completely losing his shit.

lmao Rape Croat on suicide watch

Is he going to stand in front of the city hall in Zagreb banging on a drum naked in protest again? His words not mine, I swear to GodJesus.

Hybristophilia

There's a reason that women started becoming interested in Elliot Rodger, Nicholas Cruz, that Korean who shot up Virginia Tech whose name I forgot, Eric Klebold and Dylan Harris (did I get those names wrong?), the list goes on ... AFTER they did the dirty deeds

Anyway I wonder if anyone has already posted "INCELS HAVE LITERALLY NO EXCUSE ANYMORE" in this thread

We passed that village a while ago. We've gone far past Clown World and straight into Clown Galaxy.

'Chris seen being affectionate in public' is something I really, really wasn't expecting to read this morning.

I honestly am not sure what to expect with this if true...other than it ending very, very, very badly. Because it's Chris and he will always make poor decisions that prioritize himself regardless (or maybe even at the cost) of others.

This is literally me right now

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

OH FUCK
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So this negro is involved somehow? I wonder if that was his plan to "fix" Chris by setting him up with some woman?

 

[Journoscum]

Chris could not stop himself from bragging about the Barbussy so I'm stunned he hasn't hopped online somewhere to talk about this. Maybe there's some obscure trans forum somewhere that he posts on?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

This has got to make the incels rage: Chris Chan is getting some action and they’re still all alone.