More post-jail sightings megathread

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

Even Chris Chan has Girlfriend. This is sad for many People here Who never have a Girlfriend.

 

[Yummy Gummy]

From Tard-wranger to irl fire-crotch gf?!
I think I have whiplash.

& imagine those Yoga mats ewwwee.

Chris, it's one thing to rape dementia ridden Barbussy buuuuttt...
NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

dem hamster cheeks~

The next step in his evolution towards Christine perhaps?

 

[Niggerphobe]

If Chris actually manages to become a father, the news that his girlfriend is pregnant with the CWCspawn would be the thing that would psychologically fucking kill the farms.

Not social media grifts.

Not lawsuits.

Not corporate smear campaigns.

Not even politicians and big tech figures.

The only thing that can defeat the quintessence of autism, is a form of supernatural and apocalyptic autism.

How would it kill the farms

 

[Duke Nukem]

Just wait. Chris is going to accomplish his goal and create his daughter Crystal: the fortold future sweetheart.

Is that why he filled a bunch of Tupperware containers with his own sperm and stuck them in the freezer?

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I'm with you on that... honestly I don't buy it without something a little more solid, I need receipts so to speak.

If Chris actually manages to become a father, the news that his girlfriend is pregnant with the CWCspawn would be the thing that would psychologically fucking kill the farms.

Not social media grifts.

Not lawsuits.

Not corporate smear campaigns.

Not even politicians and big tech figures.

The only thing that can defeat the quintessence of autism, is a form of supernatural and apocalyptic autism.

The Dimensional Merge is real, then?

All that other stuff is par for the course around here, indeed. If motherfucking Chris Chan of all people can indeed get into a consensual sexual relationship with a decent looking (all things considered) woman and get her pregnant, and bring forth an heir to the lolcow throne...

Oh it's going to do more than just kill the farms.

It's going to shred open a warp gate between C-1218 and C-197 so wide that it'll destroy the multiverse with its arrival.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

It's too late, there most certainly is, a HELL.

And we're all gonna go there, when we die.

Poor foolish Duke. If there's one thing I've learned over the past few years it's that.....

 

[Toasted Boat]

Just wait. Chris is going to accomplish his goal and create his daughter Crystal: the fortold future sweetheart.

Oh god please no

 

[Capsule Creatures]

No matter what her actual motives are, I do feel bad for her. Even if she's secretly trying to pull some evil shit on Chris for clout or whatever, we've seen time and time again what associating with Chris does to a mf

 

[Tetragrammaton]

this has to be some form of troll attempt. i refuse to believe chris has a girlfriend after what he did. if this was before the soul bonding then sure i could see it. in fact there was that one fiona chick who i think actually did like chris.

i dont know who this new girl is but they are either a troll desperate for attention or just as if not more retarded than chris. any sane woman with any form of common sense would not involve herself with a trash fire like chris even if by some luck they had no connection to the internet or anything and spent most of their life in a coma just being around chris for about an hour is more than enough to realize the grave mistake you made.

all that being said i guess its true that women are more attracted to someone when they know they have had sex at least once even if that sex in question is with their own mother.

 

[Seeking a cute anime girl]

Just wait. Chris is going to accomplish his goal and create his daughter Crystal: the fortold future sweetheart.

i got 10 bucks on chris continuing the incest shit if he gets a kid

 

[Duke Nukem]

Even Chris Chan has Girlfriend. This is sad for many People here Who never have a Girlfriend.

This will inevitably lead to people trying to become lolcows in a desperate bid for some aspie girl love.

This is proof God exists. Nothing less than an omnibenevolent deity could possibly begin to explain a timeline this insane and hilarious

Yeah, an evil God that hates us and wants us to suffer in eternal torment for not believing in him.

From Tard-wranger to irl fire-crotch gf?!
I think I have whiplash.

& imagine those Yoga mats ewwwee.

Chris, it's one thing to rape dementia ridden Barbussy buuuuttt...
NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

dem hamster cheeks~

The next step in his evolution towards Christine perhaps?

There really isn't much to bite off but I can't imagine any woman wanting the bent duck anywhere near her mouth. Sorry dude I'm skeptical right now.

How would it kill the farms

By driving all of us incels that post here insane to the point we all are worse than any lolcow that ever existed?

Poor foolish Duke. If there's one thing I've learned over the past few years it's that.....
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I've already been there, it's called American public schools.

Until we get some more evidence I'm withholding my belief.

Oh god please no

He's going to feed the bent duck to his own daughter???

No matter what her actual motives are, I do feel bad for her. Even if she's secretly trying to pull some evil shit on Chris for clout or whatever, we've seen time and time again what associating with Chris does to a mf

ILJ's mommy and daddy may care for her her whole life, but at least she got booted from school over becoming wrapped up in this and her other activities.

On the off chance it turns out that Chris has a real girlfriend now, I hope this troll queen sees the announcement, just as a hilarious last laugh.

this has to be some form of troll attempt. i refuse to believe chris has a girlfriend after what he did. if this was before the soul bonding then sure i could see it. in fact there was that one fiona chick who i think actually did like chris.

i dont know who this new girl is but they are either a troll desperate for attention or just as if not more retarded than chris. any sane woman with any form of common sense would not involve herself with a trash fire like chris even if by some luck they had no connection to the internet or anything and spent most of their life in a coma just being around chris for about an hour is more than enough to realize the grave mistake you made.

all that being said i guess its true that women are more attracted to someone when they know they have had sex at least once even if that sex in question is with their own mother.

People saying CWC has a GF are just trying to get a rise out of the incels. I hope it's true, just to watch all the kiwicels lose their God damn minds.

i got 10 bucks on chris continuing the incest shit if he gets a kid

I don't even want to go there...

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

i got 10 bucks on chris continuing the incest shit if he gets a kid

Chris is in the "death range" of when autistic people die. It starts at 39 and usually through some massive medical issue like cardiac arrest. If he were to spawn a child, and given the damage he's done to his body, there's a really good chance he's going to be dead in ten years, so there's a strong likely hood that he won't be around to see Crystal grow up into a setzy teen girl he can grope and fuck.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Bro what the fuck.
What woman is like, “you fucked your mom… but you can change”

Fuckin retard

He's famous! That's all it takes.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Chris is in the "death range" of when autistic people die. It starts at 39 and usually through some massive medical issue like cardiac arrest. If he were to spawn a child, and given the damage he's done to his body, there's a really good chance he's going to be dead in ten years, so there's a strong likely hood that he won't be around to see Crystal grow up into a setzy teen girl he can grope and fuck.

On one hand, his various medical issues and trash diet are no doubt ruining him but on the other hand, this is motherfucking Chris Chan. And motherfucking Chris Chan defies all motherfucking odds.

He's famous! That's all it takes.

And unlike our dearly departed Saint Elliot, blondes be upon him, he didn't have to kill or die for it to happen.

 

[nostalgiasorrow]

The love quest ends, but the rape allegations are just over the horizon

 

[Yankee Shogun]

To be 100%, not for a moment do I believe she's sincerely his girlfriend. I imagine she's either a social worker being far too tolerant or at most a ween trying to get famous off his name.

Chris is, pretty surprisingly, a pretty big  thing now, so trying to pose yourself as the girlfriend of the "mother-raping trans woman" would be a pretty fast track to fame, or infamy, to be more accurate.

 

[Fools Idol]

Chris did 2 years of hard time, an innocent man locked up just because of societies prejudice but like Andy Dufresne Chris got his happy ending.

 

[Toasted Boat]

Despite everyone's claims of this person being Chris' boyfriend-free girl. I do believe there is a possibility that this girl is simply a group home roomie retard who was unfortunately paired up with Chris and now has to live with it. Chris could easily think she is a possible sweetheart just because they are forced to be with each other.
It wouldn't be unlike Chris at all to try and manipulate the mentally vulnerable. Chris doesn't respect boundaries, so of course he is going to try and see what he can get away with.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Imagine the offspring that someone like chirs would produce

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Horrors, horrors that escape human comprehension are coming for us all

Beware and find God before its too late

Is that poor blobfish being drowned & molested by OnionSon?!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Chris is in the "death range" of when autistic people die. It starts at 39 and usually through some massive medical issue like cardiac arrest. If he were to spawn a child, and given the damage he's done to his body, there's a really good chance he's going to be dead in ten years, so there's a strong likely hood that he won't be around to see Crystal grow up into a setzy teen girl he can grope and fuck.

You know who would be pretty close to an appropriate age to marry her by her 20s or 30s? Xander Vickers. Imagine the sheer autism of that pairing.

This feels like autistic Bene Gesserit shit, where instead of making the Kwisatz Haderach it’s making a mistake.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

i got 10 bucks on chris continuing the incest shit if he gets a kid

One fresh horror at a time please.