Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Jaracainofthewind said:
You know what, I would totally give that kid an extra credit point. Two if he could tell me at all how he thinks the song relates to the story in anyway.

Because he is technically correct "Tom Sawyer" is by Rush, The Adventures ofTom Sawyer on the other hand was Mark Twain. So not only is Positron incorrect as usual. The student was correct. And totally how an educator uses extra correct. So doubly wrong. And curiously seems to think Pink Floyd's teacher had the right idea about education and pedagogy
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You don't get ANY credit for irrelevant extraneous bullshit. Or is this what teaching is like now in your schools?
 
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A kid who answered Rush was being a smart alec, and while I might chuckle at it and approve of his taste in music, I don't think I can expect teacher to appreciate it. Though given modern teachers, the kid should be thanking Almighty God that his teacher is teaching him something as good as Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer and not some of the things modern teachers seem to favor.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
I always thought it was like anime from when I was a kid, like Digimon or Monster Ranchers, were a kid from the real world falls through a portal and ends up in a fantasy land where they, as the outsider, are able to ease the audience into this new place. Was not aware they all fucking died. That's a bit macabre.
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I mean you can really get into some autistic level debates about this. Some will argue that Alice in Wonderland and Wonderful Wizard of Oz were some of the first isekai. There is some amusement that back in early anime, the most common protagonist of them were women in things like InuYasha and Escaflowne.

it's really of late that isekai has gone from an interesting genre to now a meme. And IMO the whole truck-kun thing was mostly just to have the hero completely cut ties with their home so as to not have the story bogged down with trips back to school or catching up with the folks.

So yes, some of the division is whether the isekai is 1 way or 2 way. Though now it has reach the point where someone's even done a story where the hero comes back from his adventures, and uses all his new OP powers to take over the world as Hitler 2.0.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He will never let it go. In one of his Marthabox abominations he stated that the coof can be blamed for every bad thing that's coming for the next decade. It's the perfect scape goat for him because he can use it for anything and use it to segue into blaming people he doesn't like.
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Well he's always believed that reality is malleable. I assume he'll also blame the strikes for the MCU crashing over the next couple of years, insisting that it'd still be going strong if they studios had just caved into the writers and actors demands right away without any push back.

Meanwhile, Joker 2 will make another billion dollars and he'll insist that it doesn't count because it's clearly just incels perpetuating a meme.
 
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I'm surprised Blob didn't jump on the Netflix One Piece dick sucking with his amazing wikipedia cribbing skills to pretend like he was always a fan of Laffy and Zolo and Nancy. I bet he's just not going to watch it or like it because too many chudbros who also never read the manga are singing its praises. As someone who doesn't like Netflix Piece just because I read the manga, I do hear from a lot of normies they do like it because it takes itself rather seriously while being upbeat without bad MCU humor.
 
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BubbleButt said:
Bob is a Millennial regardless of whatever he oinks about.

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Semi-OT but this is the only place I could think of that would laugh along with me. Was talking about this generation thing with a friend and he started ranting about his own family.
So you have the parents.
They have 5 children.
Those kids get married, have their own kids. That group of grandchildren just happen to spread out enough that they are technically split with 2/3rd being one generation and 1/3rd being another.
If that wasn't weird enough, one of the oldest had the first great-grandchild in the 90s. And his youngest brother is the youngest grandchild.

Which means my friend has a cousin who is technically a different generation from his own brother, but the same generation as his nephew. (and we're not talking about late or multiple marriages here either)

I don't know if I'll ever understand you meatbags.
 
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Flexo said:
Semi-OT but this is the only place I could think of that would laugh along with me. Was talking about this generation thing with a friend and he started ranting about his own family.
So you have the parents.
They have 5 children.
Those kids get married, have their own kids. That group of grandchildren just happen to spread out enough that they are technically split with 2/3rd being one generation and 1/3rd being another.
If that wasn't weird enough, one of the oldest had the first great-grandchild in the 90s. And his youngest brother is the youngest grandchild.

Which means my friend has a cousin who is technically a different generation from his own brother, but the same generation as his nephew. (and we're not talking about late or multiple marriages here either)

I don't know if I'll ever understand you meatbags.
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Families be like that sometimes, depending on how fast or slow people have kids. My dad's siblings had kids years or even decades before I was born, so they're all Gen X while I'm a Millennial. Funnily enough, the oldest of those kids also had kids before I was born, so I have first cousins once removed that are older than I am! It always threw me when they called my grandma "great-grandma."

The only thing funnier than that is the fact that Bob will never have to worry about that because he'll never have sex.
 
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blablabla said:
innocent until proven guilty doesnt exist eh?

bob chipman is a rapist, pedophile dog fucker
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Bob Chipman raped and killed a girl in 1990.
King Dead said:
Families be like that sometimes, depending on how fast or slow people have kids. My dad's siblings had kids years or even decades before I was born, so they're all Gen X while I'm a Millennial. Funnily enough, the oldest of those kids also had kids before I was born, so I have first cousins once removed that are older than I am! It always threw me when they called my grandma "great-grandma."

The only thing funnier than that is the fact that Bob will never have to worry about that because he'll never have sex.
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My parents are only two years apart, but one is a boomer and the other is Gen X. I'm a millennial but all my cousins are Gen Z. Bob's sister is eight years younger than him, but they're both millennials no matter what he says. It can be a weird thing.

It's a good thing Bob has no ability to save money. He will never buy a ticket to a state with legal prostitution, have sex with a whore, and possibly impregnate her. But, considering the right to refuse service, I doubt the hookers would be willing to go with him, if only for the creepy serial killer vibes he gives them.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
Bob Chipman raped and killed a girl in 1990.
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... behind an Arby's. He followed up his depravity with a small quantity of Arby's for an average person.
More Star Wars stuff from Bob...
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Bob, you hate Star Wars and you also hate anyone who likes it. This is your pathetic attempt to stick the needle in anyone who enjoyed the Extended Universe back when that was the main media related to Star Wars that was available. Also, how can you say you like Ahsoka when you hate the main plot point (and couldn't even be bothered to spell the name right in the hashtag). I can't take your criticism of the books seriously because I know you haven't read them, because I know you don't read.

At this point he isn't even caping for the rat. Putting Thrawn in Ahsoka is supposed to be a Hail Mary play for Disney, a desperation move to save a flagging brand by raiding the best of the EU to do it. So you aren't mocking fans of Thrawn, who aren't going to be happy he's in Ahsoka unless they actually like the rest of Ahsoka. You are mocking Disney, who were hoping putting Thrawn in Ahsoka would generate buzz for the series.

Since we're accusing Bob of things in this thread, I accuse him of being a shaved chimpanzee who somehow learned to speak a semblance of English.
 
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Mr Processor said:
... behind an Arby's. He followed up his depravity with a small quantity of Arby's for an average person.
More Star Wars stuff from Bob...
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Bob, you hate Star Wars and you also hate anyone who likes it. This is your pathetic attempt to stick the needle in anyone who enjoyed the Extended Universe back when that was the main media related to Star Wars that was available. Also, how can you say you like Ahsoka when you hate the main plot point (and couldn't even be bothered to spell the name right in the hashtag). I can't take your criticism of the books seriously because I know you haven't read them, because I know you don't read.

At this point he isn't even caping for the rat. Putting Thrawn in Ahsoka is supposed to be a Hail Mary play for Disney, a desperation move to save a flagging brand by raiding the best of the EU to do it. So you aren't mocking fans of Thrawn, who aren't going to be happy he's in Ahsoka unless they actually like the rest of Ahsoka. You are mocking Disney, who were hoping putting Thrawn in Ahsoka would generate buzz for the series.

Since we're accusing Bob of things in this thread, I accuse him of being a shaved chimpanzee who somehow learned to speak a semblance of English.
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And of course he jumps to the same lazy "EU bad" argument that people were using back when Disney threw it all in the dumpster (before blatantly going dumpster diving to steal ideas for their shitty canon). Basically everyone who bitches about the EU being bad has never read a Star Wars book and just uses the same old tired examples without context (Luuke! Skippy the Jedi Droid! Chewbacca getting crushed by a planet!).

There were certainly bad EU books, but to write off the entirety of the original (and true, in my humble opinion) Star Wars canon as garbage is a shit take. There's a lot of good stuff there, with the Thrawn trilogy being only the tip of the iceberg. It was helped in no small part by skilled writers that actually cared about the universe they were writing for, working together to create a fairly unified story that didn't require too much wrangling to keep in check, but most importantly it wasn't required in order to understand the main event movies. It was an added layer that fans could dive into at their leisure, exploring the vastness of the SW universe and the continuing adventures of their favorite characters.

Contrast that with Disney's "canon," where nothing gets explained in the movies because they didn't actually have anything mapped out. So they delegated those duties to hack "writers" that work for peanuts, shoehorning whatever bullshit they feel like (fart weddings! lengthy discussions about periods! a vessel named Vessel piloted by a rock!) without any care for consistency. Plot events are retconned regularly because nobody's actually communicating with each other, and further shows are written under the assumption that people actually are keeping up with the whole mess, which requires more writing to explain everything. The only silver lining is that the EU remains clean, untouched by the Disney frauds, still able to be enjoyed without the stench of the Rat.

Also, frankly, I doubt Bob has read any book since leaving high school.
 
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King Dead said:
There were certainly bad EU books, but to write off the entirety of the original (and true, in my humble opinion) Star Wars canon as garbage is a shit take. There's a lot of good stuff there, with the Thrawn trilogy being only the tip of the iceberg. It was helped in no small part by skilled writers that actually cared about the universe they were writing for, working together to create a fairly unified story that didn't require too much wrangling to keep in check, but most importantly it wasn't required in order to understand the main event movies. It was an added layer that fans could dive into at their leisure, exploring the vastness of the SW universe and the continuing adventures of their favorite characters.
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My opinion of MovieBob's attitude here is that he's taking this opportunity to "dunk on the nerds." Being a smelly, out of shape, hate-filled potato monster, this is probably the only way he can get enjoyment in life. He knows a lot of people really did love Star Wars, so he's taking glee in imagining how mad they are getting at it getting the Rat treatment.

This pretty much explains his approach to anything really:
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He's such a scumbag.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
It's a good thing Bob has no ability to save money. He will never buy a ticket to a state with legal prostitution, have sex with a whore, and possibly impregnate her. But, considering the right to refuse service, I doubt the hookers would be willing to go with him, if only for the creepy serial killer vibes he gives them.
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If Bob impregnated anybody I'm pretty sure the fetus will self-abort as soon as it learns Bob Chipman is its daddy.
 
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