More post-jail sightings megathread

[Figger Nucker]

shes either retarded, or shes sexually attracted to clout like 65 percent of women are

If we're taking bets I put my money on retarded.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

My name is Chris and I'm ready to fist.

shes either retarded, or shes sexually attracted to clout like 65 percent of women are

lol, what clout does Chris have? He has less influence on the world than your average postman.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He was a retarded loser who shot himself so he wouldn't have to face the music.

 

[Evilronald]

i got 10 bucks on chris continuing the incest shit if he gets a kid

This was suggested years ago when the trolls said that the woman he was fucking in his comic was Crystal and he had to tell them it was Megan Schroeder.

 

[Holdek]

set loose to rape again.
Which, as I said, will happen.

Well, he did say he’s as wild as a serial rapist.

 

[Black Yoshi]

i got 10 bucks on chris continuing the incest shit if he gets a kid

He's been shooting blanks since HRT. There's no going back from that.

 

[Rick The Stick]

He's been shooting blanks since HRT. There's no going back from that.

I'd be surprised if he ever had any swimmers to begin with, with his dogshit health and genetics

 

[Black Yoshi]

I'd be surprised if he ever had any swimmers to begin with, with his dogshit health and genetics

I've seen people worse than him breed.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

If you have ever observed a nerd convention, local game store, or low income area then this relationship shouldn't surprise you. This is just how retards, poors, and ugly people propagate.

Instead of weens wasting his time with unfunny gayops he has social workers telling him that he's a beautiful feminine empath who deserves dykes dykes china. Repeating that sentiment to a mousy retard handmaiden at an autism support group = sex.

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Is Chris going to be able to have a (laughs) stable relationship, He wants a mommy gf that does everything for him and fucks him rally good like in the pornos, I can't see that being sustainable for long, either this gets to his head at will think he can do better or the girl is going to run away.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Maybe this lady is the drug addicted 50+ year old aspie prostitute Josh assumed Barbara was in Chris's texts.

It feels like yesterday I was sitting at my desk watching Gunt and the Horse waddle around a hotel pretending to look for Chris on live, and then finally watching the arrest.

 

[Witch_division]

>go to jail
>immediately get a girlfriend

I know how to fix the incel question.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

shes either retarded, or shes sexually attracted to clout like 65 percent of women are

She might have the same thing going on as "The Suitress" did where she is really turned on specifically by gross fat slobs.

 

[Rupin]

It looks like she is being groped. Seriously, who thought pairing a woman who is probably less than 5 feet tall up with a schizophrenic dude who raped his mom was a good idea?

 

[Here to Gawk]

I suspect this mystery woman is one or more of the following:

1) Desperate woman who decided that shacking up with Chris Chan is better than whatever circumstances she's trying to escape. Variation: Desperate woman trying to obtain US legal residency.

2) Obsessed fan who started contacting Chris in prison, and they met up in real life as soon as he was free.

 

[King George III]

Seriously, who thought pairing a woman who is probably less than 5 feet tall up with a schizophrenic dude who raped his mom was a good idea?

Retarded government bureaucrats

 

[Rupin]

I suspect this mystery woman is one or more of the following:

1) Desperate woman who decided that shacking up with Chris Chan is better than whatever circumstances she's trying to escape. Variation: Desperate woman trying to obtain US legal residency.

2) Obsessed fan who started contacting Chris in prison, and they met up in real life as soon as he was free.

there might be some credence to those theories. And I think the second one is more plausible.

But I think if Chris fucking his caretaker, the state of Virginia might be awfully interested in looking at those pictures.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I suspect this mystery woman is one or more of the following:

1) Desperate woman who decided that shacking up with Chris Chan is better than whatever circumstances she's trying to escape. Variation: Desperate woman trying to obtain US legal residency.

2) Obsessed fan who started contacting Chris in prison, and they met up in real life as soon as he was free.

If she's not a slow in the mind he met in the group home than she's almost definitely a slow in the mind who romanced him in jail via snail mail. That orbiter sarah who bought him a switch comes to mind, didn't she live/move to VA as well? All I know is whoever would willingly romance the ben franklin granny tranny who dove deep into his dusty corpse of a mother's vagina deserves a thread.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I brought my account back from the dead to just laugh at this shit. I warned you kiwis a solid two years ago that not only Chris would go unpunished, but stuff would just look better for him no matter what. And I am all for it. The ride's never gonna end kiwis.

 

[Big Nasty]

Is "Food Lion Lady" the canonical name for this person for the time being?