🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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I can tell my depression is manifesting when I start to feel sympathy for Ethan Ralph.
Anyway, happy birthday to Ethan. It's what, his 37th?
I'd like to reassure him things will get better, maybe they will. It would take a miracle, but God provides miracles to schlubs. This would however require that Ethan develops the discernment to see past the end of his own nose. Otherwise Jesus could slap Ralph upside the head with the Holy Spirit; and all's would happen is Ralph would post on Twitter that some sand n****r hit him with a live chicken.
 
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Happy 38th, Ethan.
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germboy said:
Might actually be mildly entertaining. That Thomas777 guy is an actual true and honest schizophreniac, with the seeing deep meaning in random numbers and everything.
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Yeah he takes selfies wearing confederate flags and Nazi memorabilia at the methadone clinic but can be an entertaining guy. He usually has some entertaining tweets IMG_3838.png
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AncientPhosphur said:
Yeah he takes selfies wearing confederate flags and Nazi memorabilia at the methadone clinic but can be an entertaining guy. He usually has some entertaining tweets View attachment 5355490
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So..... he's a nutcase Hitler fangirl Gen-Xer that occasionally says something based during his drug-fueled skitzo rants. Sure, why not Ralph. Let's stress test the TOS on whatever platform you're streaming on these days.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
So..... he's a nutcase Hitler fangirl Gen-Xer that occasionally says something based during his drug-fueled skitzo rants. Sure, why not Ralph. Let's stress test the TOS on whatever platform you're streaming on these days.
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I wouldn’t put it past him he’s hoping Thomas777 is also a jumping off point. Thomas is a fan favorite of Bronze Age Pervert and Anna Khachiyan who have larger audiences with their podcasts and are also not fans of Ralphs former partners and now enemies in AF. The tendrils of the gunt are reaching out hoping to find its next paypig movement audience.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
I wouldn’t put it past him he’s hoping Thomas777 is also a jumping off point. Thomas is a fan favorite of Bronze Age Pervert and Anna Khachiyan who have larger audiences with their podcasts and are also not fans of Ralphs former partners and now enemies in AF. The tendrils of the gunt are reaching out hoping to find its next paypig movement audience.
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Too bad general gunt revulsion has spread from his occasional brushes with the normiesphere
 
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A 38 year old who lives alone in an Airbnb he destroyed with piss bottles and empty cans and has abandoned or avoided every single responsibility in his life to the point he’s fled to Mexico to avoid the consequences of his actions has “tasks”. He sounds like me trying to get out of going out to the bar with coworkers after I half heartedly agreed to go.
 
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One of his “tasks” is apparently renewing his temporary residence card. He said yesterday he was taking Monday off to “take care of mah residency.” It has to be renewed every year for up to 3 more years and involves a lot of paperwork and an in-person visit to the immigration office. It’s been about a year since he got his original card so the timing checks out.

I wonder if that’s what is “taking longer than ah expected.”
 
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Such is the life of a successful self made man, entrepreneur, talk show host, gourmet, father of two and high iq intellectual living the five star days in paradise. You wouldn't understand, peasants.
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“Would you like that tonight?”

Gross. Sounds sleazy.
 
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