🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

Happy birthday, Ethan! At least Twitter remembered your birthday! Look at these festive balloons on your page!


Ghostarchive with balloons!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Happy birthday, Ralph! Thanks for all the laughs and kino content. Get yourself a spicy latinx and drink up big guy. You really earned it this year!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Happy birthday Ralph! Have some drinks and Xanax. Let loose big guy it’s your birthday!

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph has been sober for all of spring, and most of summer. He deserves a little reward for his hard work and busy life style.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Party on like there's no tomorrow, Ralpherino.

Because you really don't.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ETHAN!

Don't worry God loves us all so your living another year despite your feeble suicide baiting. 365 days of your personal hell and our personal enjoyment. I'll drink to that!

 

[Telemeter]

A lot can happen in a year, but some things stay the same.

This day last year you didn't have a wife, and today you don't have one either.

Happy birthday!

 

[Raven-621]

No wife, no kid, no truck, no escape. Happy birthday, Ralph—only FAHVE STAWR DAYZ BAYBEH!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I can't find a image of a torta with a candle sticking out surrounded by empty modelo bottles, but if I could I would post it.

 

[Fornicario]

Happy berfday Kang. Maybe your new bestie has a special torta for you.

 

[Polska krowa]

Happy Birthday, Ethan! You called Jim an old man for being 38! Hope you enjoy your twighlight years!

 

[Near]

Stuck in a shithole, no wife, no kids, only booze. You really showed us, Ralph. Congratulations! Have a drink.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hang on. Ralph’s smirking with his Smexy attorney. Have they figured out a way to sue Mantsu for alimony?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Not anchored down by bitch wife and femoid infant
Marooned in a foreign country hiding from debt and court matters
Ralphatruck nowhere to be seen
Making small talk with your based Mexican attorney and torta guy

This is what 5 star days are made of, my friend

Happy birthday

 

[Look--an Alien!]

It's Ralph's birthday.
DO YOU UNNERSTAND?
DO YOU?
YOU WONT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT
ITS HIS BERFDAY AND YOU WONT
TALK
TO
HIM
LIKE
THAT

 

[Rage Pig]

I can't find a image of a torta with a candle sticking out surrounded by empty modelo bottles, but if I could I would post it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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Like Ralph can afford that fancy of a cake

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

Like Ralph can afford that fancy of a cake

But he has thousands in the bank.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Like Ralph can afford that fancy of a cake

It's not his real passion anyway

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Stuck in a shithole, no wife, no kids, only booze. You really showed us, Ralph. Congratulations! Have a drink.

He has what really matters to him: his twitter account, his trophy, and our unending attention. Happy birthday, Ethan.