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Biden had another major dementia moment, repeating himself practically word for word

This kind of reminds me of when Reagan repeated a toast to Margaret Thatcher (with identical words and gestures) at his 82nd birthday in 1993. Joe's liable to repeat that Charlottesville anecdote verbatim again- it's just a question of where he'll be and when.

Also, 98-year old Jimmy Carter (who's currently receiving hospice care at home) has requested that Biden delivers his eulogy once he dies. While such a scene would be horrifyingly amusing to watch, I think we can all agree that that's NOT fucking happening. It'll be entertaining to watch his handlers publicly refuse the request, then struggle to find an excuse for why he can't honor it without drawing attention to the dementia factor. They will fail miserably, not just because everyone already knows that he's cognitively annihilated, but also due to there not being a remotely believable excuse to justify his bad-taste absence at a critical ceremony for his friend, colleague, and former president.
 
Also, 98-year old Jimmy Carter (who's currently receiving hospice care at home) has requested that Biden delivers his eulogy once he dies. While such a scene would be horrifyingly amusing to watch, I think we can all agree that that's NOT fucking happening.
I don't know what would be better, watching Biden fumble his way through saying Beau died in Afghanistan while cornpop burned his Corvette so he totally gets Carter, or if they shuffle Joe off and have Kamala do it for visibility and she chuckles her way through the eulogy.
Either one of those would be about the most fitting sendoff for Carter I could think of. The only reason that stupid fuck isn't considered as bad as Biden is because his was actually a case of raw stupidity rather than a mixture of cognitive decline and unabated evil.
 
Also, 98-year old Jimmy Carter (who's currently receiving hospice care at home) has requested that Biden delivers his eulogy once he dies. While such a scene would be horrifyingly amusing to watch, I think we can all agree that that's NOT fucking happening. It'll be entertaining to watch his handlers publicly refuse the request, then struggle to find an excuse for why he can't honor it without drawing attention to the dementia factor.

Peanut Farmer Jimmy going out, finds way to apologize to the US by doing a last big act of trolling on his own party.
 
Biden says the quiet part outloud.

Ofc they're hiding which cities they are, so they're all cities in red states
Spoiler: they're probably all blue states.

Alpha Male: send all the refuges to your enemies
Sigma: send all the refugees to your allies and then refuse to give them funding when they beg for it
 
Fatso. Want another White Castle cheeseburger for that polo shirt, Bob? You're wasting away to a fucking warehouse.
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Someone tell his wife that she's too old and too white for those jeans.

And since NJ is the family photo-ruining, profoundly autistic sibling of NY/CA/IL, you can bet your ass they'll vote him back in.

Well, yeah, better a corrupt grifter who works for the mob than LITERAL NAZIS WHO TRIED TO OVERTHROW DEMOCRACY ON JAN 6.
 
This kind of reminds me of when Reagan repeated a toast to Margaret Thatcher (with identical words and gestures) at his 82nd birthday in 1993. Joe's liable to repeat that Charlottesville anecdote verbatim again- it's just a question of where he'll be and when.

Also, 98-year old Jimmy Carter (who's currently receiving hospice care at home) has requested that Biden delivers his eulogy once he dies. While such a scene would be horrifyingly amusing to watch, I think we can all agree that that's NOT fucking happening. It'll be entertaining to watch his handlers publicly refuse the request, then struggle to find an excuse for why he can't honor it without drawing attention to the dementia factor. They will fail miserably, not just because everyone already knows that he's cognitively annihilated, but also due to there not being a remotely believable excuse to justify his bad-taste absence at a critical ceremony for his friend, colleague, and former president.
Jimmy Carter is on hospice care? Damn, his peanuts going sour really did a number on him.
 
RE: Biden giving Carter's eulogy.
Biden will probably pre-record a eulogy and just have it play at the funeral. His team can just edit all the usable bits together so he sounds good.

Jimmy Carter is on hospice care? Damn, his peanuts going sour really did a number on him.
He's been in hospice for a few months now.
 
Fatso. Want another White Castle cheeseburger for that polo shirt, Bob? You're wasting away to a fucking warehouse.
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And since NJ is the family photo-ruining, profoundly autistic sibling of NY/CA/IL, you can bet your ass they'll vote him back in.
Why not? They put him back in after he got caught fucking underage prostitutes...Oh right that was just a conspiracy theory.
 
They aren't planning at all are they?
Probably not as well as they should be, that's for sure. Victory disease though is one hell of a drug. Funnily enough, I just found out today that some military audit occurred at work a few weeks ago. They're "unsatisfied" with our production rate and apparently demanded we start prioritizing military contracts over the more profitable civilian stuff. I'm just waiting for the day the CEO blames us, the workers, personally for "enabling the Russians to enter Kyyyyyieffev" or whatever "disaster" they'll mention when we miss our targets again. I don't know what the military expects though, apparently the plan was to be at triple production rate for military goods by 2030, and that was without planning for the ongoing trade troubles with China, Russia, et al.

I'm honestly waiting for the "stabbed in the back" shit to start flying at this point.
 
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