Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

- People suggested he hire people to help him personally ans professionally. He is too paranoid to give people access to his LOCALS. His wife is too busy. He hired a driver, but it still is not enough. He is STILL too busy.

Somehow he has hours every day to bitch and complain about trivial nonsense while getting drunk though.

 

[Strix454]

I find the way that anime is currently ravaging the lower and working classes both terrifying and fascinating. The fact that everything has to have a sex component in anime seems to give it an in with any demographic that has a lot of coomers

Alot of Japanese culture is designed to compensate for the horrible lives most Japanese lead. Kids raising themselves in isolation locked up and not going outside. Parents not spending any time with them. No real social life. No healthy relationships with women. And always an easy path to being a coomer because behind closed doors Japan is an utterly porn obsessed society.
Anime isn't necessarily the root of the problem in the US. Its more of a symptom. Alot of the same social disfunction that has plagued Japanese society are now characteristics of American society.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick has something to do every Friday at noon to leave for. This is why he is not with Eric Hunley. He apparently still gets weekly invitations.

10:1 it’s a lady chiropractor and Nicky goes just to perv.

The Friday chiropractor visits are whole family events with all 7 of them going for "preventative" care.

Nick made it sound like its our wife pushing the BS.

He is also constantly bragging about how much money he makes which makes me wonder if he grew up dirt poor.

He tells stories of working as a mechanic in Brooklyn for the mob before going into law school.

So presumably he was at least working class if he is to be believed.

 

[Captain Manning]

Anime is an insidious force of corruption and deserves to be purged in nuclear hellfire.

My dude, nukes were the problem. Can we please not make it worse?

Feel free to edit the last frame and insert Nick's infamous picture of him in his daughter's short-shorts. Same difference.

 

[Swole McPole]

- Nick's barber always tells him about his rap albums that deal with faith, God, and being a man of integrity. He also asks Nick to sell his French bulldogs on his show. They run 8k USD.

The only way that Nick's barber would know that Nick is a YouTuber is because Nick told him.

Why the fuck would anyone do that? I'd tell the barber that I swept the fucking streets before I'd admit to making a living as a YouTuber. And that'd be true even if I had a respectable channel like say, Steve Lehto. If all I did was discuss cooming, and how pedos need love too, I'd be too fucking ashamed to admit to it.

So why would Nick do it? It can only be because he's boasting. He thinks his barber is going to be impressed because he earns the big bucks begging from leathery old wine moms who flick the bean while hoping for a flirtatious DM from the Nose.

Nick: given that we know you're reading this, here's a tip: It isn't the boast you think it is. Anyone who has an IQ higher than a refugee from sub-Saharan Africa, or Drexel would be embarrassed to admit that they were you. I know you think money is everything, and that it can buy you happiness. But anyone watching your channel can see that it doesn't appear to be buying any happiness for you. Your associates are all grifters and shysters. Your audience are smooth brained morons. Your content is dogshit and you've got to drink like a fucking fish to get yourself through the day.

Go to Amazon and buy yourself some kind of retarded self help book -- I hear Jordan Peterson does a pretty good one aimed at incel/coomers like you -- and immerse yourself in it ASAP.

Alternatively, you can just keep delivering the milk while the world keeps on laughing at you. You're a fucking joke.

 

[Geared Chris]

Stream Highlights Sept. 21 Shadiversity - the Cancelled Sword, Ray Epps - Finally, Police Violence, Candace Owens on Tribalism Rumble here.​

Grade B+ Reminders of Old Nick. He was positive and mostly funny. Delved into the idiotic drama in the YT "sword community". It reminded me of why Null and Nick were once friends. His take on the hypocrisy of the right (Candace Owens' retardation for believing Brand's accusers because 'he did it when he was a liberal') was on point. Solo and shorter shows (3.5 hrs) serve him better. Drinking was moderate and he was prepared with content.

He read this chat comment: "[Are you] gay? You seem to talk about it a lot.'"

Nick's Response Paraphrased: "Probably. I dunno. Never tried [long, awkward pause]. I think that's the big hurdle to being gay. You gotta try it out. It's a big investment, right? .... Imagine if you wonder and then you decide to try it out... ooof... that's gonna hurt... yeah... that's a lot upfront. Maybe I'll just be miserable. I think that's how it goes..." [YT 1:10:18 - 1:11:12]

Note: This did not land with the comedy that Nick intended. It came off as the opposite, to me anyway.

"I've worked so hard to take money from companies and not my audience." - Nick Rekieta

"I hate the way people throw around the addict term." - Nick Rekieta


Later he held up this. It's a gift from a fan who he met in Nashville.

Spoiler: Details are worth a read this time

Personal & Drama:

- Rushed and tired because he took his kids to "class photos" day at a local school. Begs the question: Is Kayla capable of doing anything on her own?

- He reacted to a superchat re on what grounds he's appealing the Monty lawsuit. In coded language he said the appeal is based on the CO Anti-SLAPP issue & Monty's residency but then said he was no longer talking about it publicly. (Suuuure.)

- Comedically said he might have blood cancer.

Content

1. The Sword Community Meltdown
- He laughed at Matt Easton (Mormon?) who has cut off ties with Shad M. Brooks over woke issues. Easton's break-up tweet and Brooks's response are here. https://twitter.com/shadmbrooks/status/1701614455665115490
- Quoted Masterson talking about people "lyin' and implyin'" which was about how online disputes become overly personal and rest on confirmation bias.
- Funny rant on the bad grammar & syntax errors, passive verbs, and mixed metaphors from these men. Eg "lines in the sand" cannot have "heights". It was funny.

2. Ray Epps covering this article.
- Nick rightly just went to pure sarcasm about how Epps is DEFINITELY NOT A FED. It was amusing.

3. Candace Owens supports Brand accusors reacting to this vid.
- Nick segwayed into a long rationalization re addiction when Owens called Brand a former sex addict. He admitted to having addictive traits referencing Everquest. BUT his personal definition of addiction is when it adversely affects one's job or family and that is DEF NOT HIM. He was being genuine.

Boys, you can't make up this much denial.

4. Oliver Anthony referencing this song. It got weird.
- My take: This song is actually pretty great regarding America's destruction of the working class and indictment of the elites. Instead of honoring some of that (and why it's got 70M views,) Nick somehow made it about how utterly stupid working-class conservatives are when they buy into this southern down-home bullshit.
- I was a little dumbfounded. At best, Nick didn't read the room. At worst, he hates a good part of his audience because he's an elitist trust fund kid. There was a minor chat rebellion but it was late in the show. Attention wanes.

5. Covered Philly police shooting of Eddie Irizarry. (I can't find the vid Nick showed but it's almost all here.)
- Typical rant about how police protect their own and there was no justification for the shooting.

Admin
- Plans to cover the Taylor Schabusiness sentencing next week
- EnviroClense (the air filtration system) - he claims he told them it was too expensive ($800). Apparently, they got a brief bump with his sponsorship but it quickly waned.
- He's signed with Cozy (Cosy? there're 2 cos) bedsheets. Awaiting the go-ahead on when to start doing spots for them

Edit: Formatting & words

 

[TexOffender]

Branca “hot wife”, photo approx 2019.

Thread tax: At least her nose isn’t pierced.

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Well good thing branca makes so much money so he can afford oats and apples for his wife.

 

[Spaded Dave]

My dude, nukes were the problem. Can we please not make it worse?

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Feel free to edit the last frame and insert Nick's infamous picture of him in his daughter's short-shorts. Same difference.

 

[waffle]

Comedically said he might have blood cancer.

If Nick really did have some kind of leukemia jt would make a lot of sense.

Between him and Jim I guess YouTube literally gets in your blood, if you're not careful. It also appears to be radioactive, or something...

 

[TexOffender]

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There's a space for 2021

 

[Associate Rick]

Josh said that alcoholism has destroyed Nick's grey matter and all he wants to do is be Dick Masterson.

Just a slight correction here, Null said Nick wanted to be a little dick masterson and that's a much funnier way of putting it.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Stream Highlights Sept. 21 Shadiversity - the Cancelled Sword, Ray Epps - Finally, Police Violence, Candace Owens on Tribalism Rumble here.

It's hilarious how much Rekieta sounds like Fuentes now. Defending pedos, being a homosexual, shitting on southerners. Will he be streaming in a trash bag next?

 

[Sewer Rat]

There's a space for 2021

man... those are his daughter's plushies aren't they? sad

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bad double post. But I realized that this was too important not to point out.

Why would he be paranoid about giving an employee (someone with an NDA presumably) access to his locals? Makes me wonder what kind of DMs are flying around between him and his leathery wino harem.

To add more context, the excuse was about why he cannot have help with his LOCALS and it is hard to do announcements and update live chat posts.

YT has an Editor role that let's people upload and do things on the channel that is traceable to the editor account. If an Editor on YT went rogue, you could make the argument that it was a rogue employee.. LOCALS does not have that. Nick trusts Ryan his editor implicitly, but he does not want to give anyone his account information where there is no traceability. The Moderator role on LOCALS does let people do the above. His wife would be another person he trusts, but she is too busy.

This was in the context of why he does not manage LOCALS well. It was a bevy of excuses with the platform and his schedule, along with getting guest links late to cope it all away.

Edit: spelling

 

[RotPockets]

What a shocker that Rekieta decided to emphasize with the much older celebrity comedian with documented sex and drug abuse issues rather than the literal child who is now an adult and says they were groomed.

Oh how the turntables. Odd considering his history of adamantly making slanderous accusations about someone, given his recent behavior and current associates. His deplatforming is now such a distant memory that he is seemingly eager to join the false-flaggothon side with Coomalot, Dick and Vito. You either die a hero or live long enough to catch a horseshoe on your Balldo.

Basically he is a massive hypocrite that stands for nothing and falls for everything. One side represents Drexel (Coomer Groomer), the other side is Dick & Vito (Pedo Cancel Crusaders), with Coomalot (Deplatformed Flaggot) somewhere in the middle.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[Harm]

Oh yeah, some old crusty creepy celebrity banging a teenager half his age, totally no creepy groomer vibes. Yes, if the genders are swapped it's same and it's gross. Only a coomer would say otherwise.

Wait. Where have I seen that before?
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Edit: James Franco was 40 at the time.
https://web.archive.org/web/2021051...r.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1391909444632465410

This one is messaging, mind you. Now, what's several significant steps above messaging?

Gross.

Daily reminder that Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi followed a Flickr account in the past 2 years that exclusively posts 3D renderings of adolescent girls for sexual fetish groups. He wants to rape children and he needs you to be okay with it.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's hilarious how much Rekieta sounds like Fuentes now. Defending pedos, being a homosexual, shitting on southerners. Will he be streaming in a trash bag next?

In at least one respect, he's behind Fuentes, if you factor in the fact that Fuentes kicked Ralph to the curb, whereas Rekieta accepted Ralph back with open arms after the pig called his wife a whore and all sorts of nasty shit. Absolutely no respect for either himself or his family. Such is the power Dick has over Nick.

But yeah, it wouldn't exactly surprise me if Vito turned out to be Nick and Dick's Ali Alexander.

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No idea who the guy in the upper-right corner is, but that's pretty based. Andrew seemed REALLY uncomfortable with this discussion.

 

[anionfarflung]

Later he held up this. It's a gift from a fan who he met in Nashville.

The following is a little awkward because of the deponent verb at the end, but at a Latin convention in HS some dude was handing out stickers (to piss off the teachers) that read -

VENI, VIDI, NVDVS BACCHATVS SVM

- which would be even more appropriate for Nick.

 

[Lidl Drip]

"My wife's body is RUINED! She is very OLD! DESTROYED! Btw I think it's okay for grown men to date teenagers if the teenager is mature enough... not like I'd date one or anything..."