Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hepativore]

You understand my point entirely! When the Crash about social injustice came out, I did a lot of eavesdropping, perking up and then sad realization.

If someone sat David Cronenberg down and showed him this Pooner thread, he'd start nodding and taking notes. (He doesn't need to see the SRS Disasters thread; he's basically covered that already.)

In a way, the 1996 movie, Crash, was oddly prescient in its warning of what happens when psychologically-damaged people get bored and look for an outlet for their self-destructive impulses.

The various medical transitioning and troon/pooner threads that we have on Kiwi Farms are a real-life example of the former, only they are seeking thrills through dangerous elective surgery instead of personally reenacting infamous automobile accidents. To drive the point home even further, one of the automobile accident reenactors in Crash (1996) is an AGP troon.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't believe that's accurate; it's one of those A Bug's Life/Antz coincidences. Repo Men is based off of a book.

The important thing is that neither of them are at all related to Repo Man (1984), and I hadn't been as disappointed since Hollywood made another Crash.

Lol, was going to clarify: Repo Men not to be confused with Repo Man and especially not the soundtrack, which was a ragged revolution in 1984.

And lol @ 2004 Crash vs 1996 Crash. I think once some years ago I started the 2004 version for background while doing something else, thinking it was the 1996 (“Sandra Bullock was in this? Huh! Don’t remember that”), and it took me 30 minutes to stop saying “wtf is James spader”? “Where are the amputations”? “What’s happening”?

That said, Jude Law, you say? Dilemma.

 

[Lokenstien]

Crash as in the 2004 Sandra Bullock movie, or the 1996 movie by David Cronenberg? I refuse to see the former, but I thought the latter was quite interesting even if I never read the book. Unfortunately, everybody seems to think of the former when they hear the title of the latter movie even if they have nothing to do with each other.

I read the book and the movie did literally everything better. The book is highly awkward due to Ballard using a self insert character that describes every and all sexual scenes in purely anatomical/clinical terminology despite his character being car commercial director or something. Ballard unironically uses "mucous membrane" in multiple sex scenes. The casting and music in the movie also help actually show how fucking creepy every character is while the book does nothing to even acknowledge a perspective outside of the car crash perverts; for all the reader knows everything that happens in the book is just a normal day for the average British person.

The book also ends completely differently with Ballard and Catherine visiting Vaughn's wrecked car so Ballard can walk around with a handful of his semen and wipe it on Vaughns driver seat and then they just walk into the sunset more or less

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

If someone sat David Cronenberg down and showed him this Pooner thread, he'd start nodding and taking notes. (He doesn't need to see the SRS Disasters thread; he's basically covered that already.)

He had a film out last year called Crimes of the Future that looked to be about weird elective surgery. I haven't seen it yet but I want to, the trailers reminded me of the whole troon cult.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He had a film out last year called Crimes of the Future that looked to be about weird elective surgery. I haven't seen it yet but I want to, the trailers reminded me of the whole troon cult.

It's neat but it's not explicitly troony. There's a DIY ethos, personal responsibility, and much more genuine interpersonal connection in this dystopian arthouse body horror than in the troon subculture.

 

[Poonocchio]

This Reddit thread is fucking gross: -

That's a phrase I never thought I'd see/hear. Absolutely haram content in that thread, Pooners are some of the weirdest little creatures aren't they. A lot of talking about "jacking off" in the shower to get it clean. Fucking freaks.

 

[Strangolapreti]

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That's a phrase I never thought I'd see/hear. Absolutely haram content in that thread, Pooners are some of the weirdest little creatures aren't they. A lot of talking about "jacking off" in the shower to get it clean. Fucking freaks.

The term always sounded disgusting to me.
People that likes smegma deserve to be gassed.

 

[vomitusdeux]

People that likes smegma deserve to be gassed.

Wouldn't that just fuel their fart fetishes?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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Fat ass - check
Flat frontal area - check
Pants belted high around waist - check
There is nothing at all about her that would make anyone think she's anything other than a young woman.

You left out the best part! The hip sway when she was led to her table.
(I suspect her walk up to the restaurant was edited out because of this.)

 

[Mad_Dog]

"jacking off" in the shower to get it clean. Fucking freaks.

TMI: I tried that once and got soap up my urethra, it burned like mad when I peed and I never did it again. If that was a preview of what pooners actually experience with all their infections and complications, then those little girls are absolute troopers.

 

[Hepativore]

Do pooners have to constantly worry about accidentally fissuring their crotch trunks every time they use their implanted dick pumps in a mockery of a real erection?

 

[Poonocchio]

Do pooners have to constantly worry about accidentally fissuring their crotch trunks every time they use their implanted dick pumps in a mockery of a real erection?

A few had the mechanism of the rods break through the skin and need them replaced, quite often it happens in fact.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A few had the mechanism of the rods break through the skin and need them replaced, quite often it happens in fact.

The implant erodes through the skin just like the underwire pops out of a well-worn bra. It's poetry.

 

[Hepativore]

The implant erodes through the skin just like the underwire pops out of a well-worn bra. It's poetry.

With absolutely no chance of infection, I am sure...

 

[The Feline Solution]

Lovely hon/pooner couple from Czechia.

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Dude on the left looks like that one AGDQ speed runner tranny. You know, that "Fred Flintstone in drag" one. I swear these hideous troons somehow managed to create a new phenotype.

Painting of a pooner by Zdzislaw Beksinski

Fucking spot-on

He had a film out last year called Crimes of the Future that looked to be about weird elective surgery. I haven't seen it yet but I want to, the trailers reminded me of the whole troon cult.

It was 5/5 breddy gud, i recommended it in the "Movie and TV show recommendations" thread. One of his better new films.

 

[cybertoaster]

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That's a phrase I never thought I'd see/hear. Absolutely haram content in that thread, Pooners are some of the weirdest little creatures aren't they. A lot of talking about "jacking off" in the shower to get it clean. Fucking freaks.

Pooners really are hentai-brained, they think all dudes are fat filthy hikkis with smegma and so to be like the boys they have to start racking in the cheese.

Fucking gross...

 

[goat sneed]

I can't imagine being friends with this kind of person. They seem exhausting as fuck to be around.

 

[Hepativore]

Pooners really are hentai-brained, they think all dudes are fat filthy hikkis with smegma and so to be like the boys they have to start racking in the cheese.

Fucking gross...

Keep in mind this is all what they THINK being male is like when it just becomes more clear that they did not pay much attention to male human anatomy in sex ed class, nor did they seem to have much interaction with how actual men actually think like male relatives and friends.

 

[Piss Bear]

I can't imagine being friends with this kind of person. They seem exhausting as fuck to be around.
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I don't think anyone should have shame about their scars, but in this case? She chose to have her perfectly healthy breasts removed in the pursuit of vanity and attention. The scars do tell a story, but not one of surviving breast cancer (as an example) but a story of attention-seeking. Imagine a woman with breast cancer who needs to have a double mastectomy seeing this video. Do you think she would feel good about this? No, she'd probably be enraged.

Also what is this bitch even trying to look like? Is she some flavor of nonbinary? She is obnoxious and very ugly (and I would not have sex with her.)

 

[Procrastinhater]

With absolutely no chance of infection, I am sure...

ParasiteDick/Nuigi got flies in her rotdog, possibly when her hardon device eroded out and she went swimming.
Well maybe not flies, but some kind of Parasitic infestation that ate most of her 'dog until if concertina'd down to a fraction of its old size.