Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

Ah I see you don't know about the My Little Pony cum jar.

Unfortunately I do. And the cum coconut too.
I stand by what I said.

 

[Trombonista]

If there is a man who wants to produce a jar full of fermented semen, he's automatically worse than Cherie.

So, Raisin Pie Man is going to do it?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So, Raisin Pie Man is going to do it?

I wonder what's going on with him. And if he's the reason Cherie keeps begging for money.

 

[Coelacanth]

I haven't kept up with them ever since that album with the PPG guy was in it. I think my taste in music matured, because I can only tolerate a couple of their songs and the rest sounds like molten shit.


To stay on topic, I found a video by a medium-sized youtuber about one of her movies. Not sure if anyone posted this before but I don't wanna sludge through this thread backwards lol

And once again the Farms having a thread on her automatically makes her the victim. Great. just great.

Never mind the fact that Cynthia's done the very things these idiots are accusing us of doing to her.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Never mind the fact that Cynthia's done the very things these idiots are accusing us of doing to her.

Also don't mention that she actively participates in her thread. And that we chased away some scammers. And inspired the penultimate obstacle in the first movie.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Oh boy, looks like the fancanon is really expanding.

 

[Coelacanth]

Fine. I’ll do it myself.View attachment 5353954

Ok no.

We don't need a fucking ween like you in this thread. It's bad enough you signed up with a username that you use on many other sites, but come on. This is retarded.

 

[Trombonista]

Oh boy, looks like the fancanon is really expanding.


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I now ship Wogglebug/Dead Fish Tree.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Dead Fish Tree.

How dare you? It's the Little Naked Wogglebug Tree.

 

[dollgurl]

Just discovered this person and I got to say I am shocked she hasn't been fucked with a lot. She seems like prime gullible lolcow trolling material. Seems the worst that has happened is a "terrorist" forced her to say the wogglebug is gay. Kind of nice to know she can just be autistic and make weird cartoons about a bug that was barely in the Oz series and do it peacefully without fake boyfriends, nudes leaking, coming to her house, all that jazz. It's a shame when A-logs get ahold of a cow and actually terrorize them.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's a shame when A-logs get ahold of a cow and actually terrorize them.

People messing with cows are weens, not a-logs. Alogs are ones getting mad at a cow or too emotionally invested in general.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Ok no.

We don't need a fucking ween like you in this thread. It's bad enough you signed up with a username that you use on many other sites, but come on. This is retarded.

ok

 

[WaffleSquarf]

Fine. I’ll do it myself.View attachment 5353954

Your confirmation number is showing, bud. If Cynthia's lurking she'll know which order to cancel. Well done.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Your confirmation number is showing, bud. If Cynthia's lurking she'll know which order to cancel. Well done.

I would find it even funnier if she doxxed him, since she can now link the order to the home adress. Some real cow jiu-jitsu.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I would find it even funnier if she doxxed him, since she can now link the order to the home adress. Some real cow jiu-jitsu.

She's quite ethical in this regard - some people ordered her DVDs and posted about it, she never doxed them or threatened to do so.

 

[Yaks]

She's quite ethical in this regard - some people ordered her DVDs and posted about it, she never doxed them or threatened to do so.

A proper business woman.

Didn't Chris dox a bunch of his ebay customers at one point? Cynthia is a gentlewoman and a scholar.

 

[Trombonista]

How dare you? It's the Little Naked Wogglebug Tree.

I actually couldn't see the Woggleheads at first.

 

[Starbuxxx]

That added with abuse means, well, Cynthia stood no chance.

There is no evidence of her being abused. She has claimed that her parents making her go to church is nearly equivalent to molestation.

Like Virgo Rouge, she is resentful of her parents because they didn't immediately recognize and celebrate her artistic genius by cheerfully spending unlimited sums to support her as she sat on the computer working on her magnum opus.

 

[stale bread]

I love how she uses the 3D model of Wogglebug to advertise action figures as if it’s an actual product photo. Are there no prototypes?

Also, $5 a piece? Surely she can’t be getting them for a much lower price than that, then she eats the cost of shipping on top of that?! Cynthia, you can‘t even afford to keep your website running without sympathy donations from your “fans”. Why are you constantly operating at a loss like this?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

View attachment 5357793 I love how she uses the 3D model of Wogglebug to advertise action figures as if it’s an actual product photo. Are there no prototypes?

Also, $5 a piece? Surely she can’t be getting them for a much lower price than that, then she eats the cost of shipping on top of that?! Cynthia, you can‘t even afford to keep your website running without sympathy donations from your “fans”. Why are you constantly operating at a loss like this?

Is she trying to scam her fans now? lol