"Shadow of the Dead", my zombie apocalypse story

[HG 400]

It turns out I wrote it after all so finally we can move past these false allegations of plagiarism.

 

[Aquinas]

 

[CatParty]

@Rio's Husbando this is a good story!

 

[Rupin]

@CatParty too bad he didn't write it...

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Are you nerdlingers for real or just yanking this guy's chain?

 

[Tranhuviya]

world war z is trash

 

[HG 400]

@CatParty too bad he didn't write it...

yes i wrote it

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize...
Only be sure always to call it please, "research".

 

[WW 635]

First chapter is clearly plagiarized, chances of this thread reopening are slim.

Why'd you block out the name in the link on the top of the page but not in the pm?

 

[HG 400]

Why'd you block out the name in the link on the top of the page but not in the pm?

you have such a good eye for dox lmao

 

[WW 635]

you have such a good eye for dox lmao

Always, doll lol

 

[CatParty]

@Dynastia this is a good story!

 

[HG 400]

Thanks @CatParty I worked really hard on it.

 

[OtterParty]

tvtropes says to write what you know so in the next chapter you should write about the time you took a selfie with the dead rat you sniped on your front lawn with a ricochet from your shotgun with the sawnoff clip cartridge and then you should take shelter at the mall you were fired from after you threatened to kill yourself unless all the quickie parlor girls skype you

 

[AnOminous]

I've written worse.

 

[RI 360]

lol

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Dyn's the only person that could have written something this good, let me know when you publish it. I'll buy a copy for myself and a few friends.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

lol this shit is fuckin gay

 

[WW 635]

lol this shit is fuckin gay

So are dicks

So it looks like @The Hunter was the one who really doxed @The Dude long ago...

 

[HG 400]

So it looks like @The Hunter was the one who really doxed @The Dude long ago...

I doxed him long before that because he used to post pictures from his unsecured photobucket before we had an image proxy. All of the oldfags used to have basically zero opsec and shared their photobuckets and facebooks so I compiled detailed files on each and every one of them years ago, waiting for the Day of the Oldfag Rope to usher in the Summer Without End.

When the dox starts dropping and the forums run slick with the salty tears of the autistic and innocent alike, I want you on my side. We'll gorge ourselves sick on the feeble, decrepit ghosts of Kiwi past and build ourselves a throne atop the pile of their abandoned user accounts, a throne from which to cow all of Kiwi Farms into whimpering, terrified subservience.