More post-jail sightings megathread

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

TheOtakuKing is a black guy who doesn't seem to care about proper English all that much, so when he says "some friend" it could be loose language that also means girlfriend or friend-with-benefits.

Chris now has some extra badboy cred with women due to his time in the slammer. Women who are 'friends' with such individuals are more likely to be getting wet around them. It may be hard to believe that someone is getting wet for Chris, but when you consider the world you live it stops being so hard.

edit: I mean seriously, take a look at how Otaku Kang types:

"base on my info"
"She some friend"
"That all the info I can do"

I am not sure what he means by 'worker' , maybe that she's not some NEET on welfare? As opposed to someone explicitly working a social services tard wrangler job? When he says 'not at the home' does that mean she's not a disabled autist who is under the care of people at such a home, or that she's not a worker at the home? Written communication with African Americans is arguably more difficult than spoken communication.

 

[Lithuophile]

Otaku king is a nigger and I would never take his word at face value

 

[AnOminous]

TheOtakuKing is a black guy who doesn't seem to care about proper English all that much, so when he says "some friend" it could be loose language that also means girlfriend or friend-with-benefits.

When he says anything it basically means BIX NOOD.

 

[Oxyjen]

I am not sure what he means by 'worker' , maybe that she's not some NEET on welfare? As opposed to someone explicitly working a social services tard wrangler job? When he says 'not at the home' does that mean she's not a disabled autist who is under the care of people at such a home, or that she's not a worker at the home? Written communication with African Americans is arguably more difficult than spoken communication.

Taken at face value it means she’s a social worker who is not based at “the home” - so he’s also kind of confirming that Chris is still at a group home.
I’m sure we’re going to to find out if that’s accurate or not, it does seem like the least outlandish explanation though.

Why is she taking Chris shopping? Well either he’s become a permanent resident given an outing per week and all he ever wants to do is go to Walmart or whatever.
OR. They’re planning to turn him loose and her job is to check he can manage and help him get set up in his own place, probably some other kind of sheltered accommodation but more independent.

 

[Kermit the Hog]

I've thought it over and there really is only one response to this situation. Vodka.

 

[420BlazeMy3601337Vagick]

So what happened to the girl who was madly in love with Chris before the incest arc?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Taken at face value it means she’s a social worker who is not based at “the home” - so he’s also kind of confirming that Chris is still at a group home.
I’m sure we’re going to to find out if that’s accurate or not, it does seem like the least outlandish explanation though.

Why is she taking Chris shopping? Well either he’s become a permanent resident given an outing per week and all he ever wants to do is go to Walmart or whatever.
OR. They’re planning to turn him loose and her job is to check he can manage and help him get set up in his own place, probably some other kind of sheltered accommodation but more independent.

That is what an ICMS worker would be someone not connected to home who does community support.

 

[Mion Sonozaki]

So what happened to the girl who was madly in love with Chris before the incest arc?

She realized she'd been an idiot and dropped Chris, I'm pretty sure she also stopped going online (or at least started being more careful about it).

I'm mildly curious if something happened recently, since I noticed the CWCki's stopped referring to her as the Suitress. Her article has her name and even her picture now, but still refers to her by that pseudonym all over the place. Feel free to rate me late if I missed anything about that, the weird Food Lion lady incident has kind of overshadowed everything lately. I guess time will tell if this is a Fiona 2.0

 

[Kermit the Hog]

Next we'll hear he made porn with her.

No sir. I have to draw the line at a Chris Chan OnlyFans site. Not enough vodka in the world.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

So what happened to the girl who was madly in love with Chris before the incest arc?

Ethan Ralph and GiBi cornered her to milk her dry for content yet she escaped to africa to live with all the other niggers.

 

[Rusty Shekelford]

Thank you for reminding me of this. I can't wait for SheCameForCWC2.jpg

Call it the second coming

 

[AnOminous]

Ethan Ralph and GiBi cornered her to milk her dry for content yet she escaped to africa to live with all the other niggers.

I hope Fiona regained any sanity she had at some point and escaped this realm of the universe, un-dicked by Chris.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Honestly if I could cast a magic spell right now to prevent this woman's identity from ever being found, I would. Chris needs a Happily Ever After. If she is willing to spend the rest of her life with him because of her love of who he is as a person and her appreciation of everything that he is, why ruin such a beautiful thing?

I hope none of you ever find out who she is and if she does get found out, I hope that this inspirational ending to the Love Quest never gets ruined. Honestly I was hoping that she's really into him and not some employee or ween who'll send him to jail again, because it would sully the awe inspiring idea that if Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian Weston Chandler, formerly Christopher Weston Chandler) can achieve such a feat, then

ANY
HUMAN
BEING
ALSO
CAN
ATTAIN
LOVE

I really hope she doesn't get doxed, she seems to be innocent but I believe Chris will fuck it all up, especially if he becomes active online again.

And as much as I want a happily ever after, his previous behavior is hard to forgive. He wanted barb dead to take over the house. He hasn't apologized about raping barb, but it could be he regrets it and we haven't heard of it. The Jesus complex is still going strong, and of course he thinks he's morally superior then all.

The only thing, for me at least, that would be a happy ending is he apologizes for raping barb (privately, announcing it will attract more weens), gets his ego in check, and gets a job. Having a job will be the ultimate change as he will be truly independent and have responsibilities that he has to keep up to.


Here's to hopeful wishing

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Thank you for reminding me of this. I can't wait for SheCameForCWC2.jpg

Call it the second coming

Quite possible that right this very moment, Chris is LITERALLY having sekks with a real life woman, while millions upon millions of men more normal and well-adjusted than he is are spending that same time not getting laid.

Such is the way of the world. Such is the reality of this existence.

 

[Working]

DOCTORS HATE HIM!!

brb
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bro WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT !!

 

[Seroquel]

Quite possible that right this very moment, Chris is LITERALLY having sekks with a real life woman, while millions upon millions of men more normal and well-adjusted than he is are spending that same time not getting laid.

Such is the way of the world. Such is the reality of this existence.

Chris's first non prostitute and first non family member.

 

[themarchivist2]

Chris recently liked an AI art tweet:

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

honestly the sekks is probably a lot more boring than you describe. "Pulsating mass of coal" makes no sense given that Chris just has a normal sized bent caucasian cock, as far as I know. She's probably a millennial who has already consumed her fair share of pornographic content, probably nowhere near as 'innocent' as she looks. 'Hulking golden mastiff' is not how you'd describe a fat tranny's bent cock. 'Pure white genetic womb' is uncertain because she's probably American and therefore may have Native American & Hispanic ancestry. Not sure what "generations of delicate white lily flowers" can mean, sure her eggs may be fertilized but if she does manage to have kids with Chris's seed they probably won't be having grandchildren down the line, and Chris may be more European in genetics than she is.

Of course, there probably is some screaming and pummelling and rutting and semen emission and sweating going on, so at least you're somewhat accurate. But I'm mainly picturing a fat tranny who isn't at all good at flexibly maneuvering, pinning down a willing womanlet before releasing mostly impotent seed. To his credit, maybe he can last longer than a lot of Kiwifarmers because of how indulged in cooming he's been after getting out of the bad boy den. The last time I had sekks was after over a month of no masturbation and porn, and I came in less than 8 seconds due to how aroused I was. I'm not bothered by the fact that Chris may be lasting longer before ejaculating than me, thanks to deep introspective & self-therapeutic work that has massively boosted my self-esteem and facilitated super sturdy emotional resilience.

 

[Re/pol/]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

I have never been more flacid before in my entire life.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

The Chris Chad Train cannot be stopped.