Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[PetiteFeet]

I still don't get why troons like Wolf Nanaki have any time at all for non-binaries. It's LARPing as troonism. You'd think they'd find it offensive.

over in the Trannies L thread we've found a couple of troons who genuinely hate nonbinaries and, ironically enough, take a lost of stances that we farmers hold on the topic of trannies in general. Calling them fakers, LARPers and similar. They're not truscum territory but they do hate the tucutes.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kinda weird to admit to look up Snoot Game by knowing who Lucy is.

And they turned Naomi from a shallow manipulative ladder climber into a lickalottapus

 

[The handsome tard]

I love how Fang's parents are clearly trying to connect with her and show that they're interested in things that she likes, and she's as bitchy as humanly (pterosaurly?) to them in response. Like, girl, the world is literally fucking ending- you and your parents will be dead soon. You're going to spend your precious, dwindling amount of time with those who love you by acting like a callous bitch to them and snapping at every single word they say? Fang deserves the goddamn meteor.

It does seem like the most leftist woman move to do, isnt it?

IMO, it would be on par with Dingo's dinosaurs and that shitty pixar movie.

Dont insult the meme like that

Maybe GVH is doing better on the PS5, but i doubt it. Seriously seeing this shit i can't help but wonder, ¿Where's this game's audience? ¿Where are the women and minorities who consume this kind of woke media?

Leftists love to talk but rarely put their money where their mouth is (both because its all skin deep and because they have the money management of a child so they are usually broke as fuk)

I'm still disappointed we never got any screen caps from the GBVH official discord when it came out and the fallout.

Give it time

It baffles me that you can scam the Cucknadian government out of 1.2 million leaf money and THIS is the result.

Reminds me what the internet historian said about Dashcon. "Altho its likely they didnt start off with any intentions to scam anyone, there is evidence that this is what they eventually ended up doing."

leftists arent very organized and tend to be pretty morally corrupt (while also preaching said morality). Maybe they had some passion but once they saw how much money they could make, well, shit got out of hand and they pocketed a lot of it. Idk if eventually we wont get some whistleblower on the whole thing or not, I lean towards not because GBVH isnt worth the effort, you know? Who cares about this garbage game enough to leak stuff about its corrupt development? The average normie will not know what the game even is.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Look at what they did to Rosa. They made "Her" transgender.

Damn, getting a million canadabux to spite the snooters
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[Neet Tokusatsu]

Good idea to add the filter to the game, but remember why it’s not there initially, and what the message is trying to portray. Besides, the kind of people who would deadname Fang would never call them by their canon deadname. They’d call them Lucy.

To be honest, both Lucy and Fatima are completely different characters at this point, if anything, if Cavemamon ever decides to use the Snoot Game cast again, maybe they should stick with "Lucy" and drop "Fang" completely, just to separate her from her GVH counterpart, it's not like she needs that nickname after endings 3 and 4 anyway.

 

[PetiteFeet]

To be honest, both Lucy and Fatima are completely different characters at this point, if anything, if Cavemamon ever decides to use the Snoot Game cast again, maybe they should stick with "Lucy" and drop "Fang" completely, just to separate her from her GVH counterpart, it's not like she needs that nickname after endings 3 and 4 anyway.

Imagine if Cavemanon retconned Lucy into Fatima, a proud trad muslim wife who wears a veil and obeys the Quran.

 

[ShitLurker]

Imagine if Cavemanon retconned Lucy into Fatima, a proud trad muslim wife who wears a veil and obeys the Quran.

Please god no, Lucy is fine as she is. He can add Fangtima was a separate character that is Lucy but BROOOOWN and take it from there if he's keen on it.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

Please god no, Lucy is fine as she is. He can add Fangtima was a separate character that is Lucy but BROOOOWN and take it from there if he's keen on it.

it would make nanaki seethe im sure thats the point

 

[The handsome tard]

Imagine if Cavemanon retconned Lucy into Fatima, a proud trad muslim wife who wears a veil and obeys the Quran.

I can still imagine the sheer passive aggressiveness of GBVH devs on twitter when being met with these. That "DSP" type passive aggressiveness.

"Oh yeah, Snoot game and those idiots. Yep, they are really pissing me off, or so they think. What a bunch of idiots. Those arent even our characters, the real ones are the ones we made. Fucking morons. They think they are smart but they arent really."

 

[Miller]

I would've never seen this if Broteam didn't bring it up on his stream, KO_OP got 1.2 million from the Canadian government to make this trash.
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Just saw the video that Brote uploaded on YT.
They also got money from Sony for the exclusivity.

 

[Your Spiritual Liege]

The Sony exclusivity deal info was floating around the chans for some time, i think someone mentioned it in this very thread before Snoot game dropped.

The Canadian money grant is actually a more shocking news, not because they did got it, but because of the amount, 1,2 MILLION leafbucks for GVH is downright bizzare, it looks to me like some kind of money laundry/embezzlement scheme.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

It's also interesting that nowhere in the pitch does it mention that it's an "LGBT" dinosaur game, which is what it became. I thought they might have added the troon shit in order to more successfully scam the government... but nope.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Imagine if Cavemanon retconned Lucy into Fatima, a proud trad muslim wife who wears a veil and obeys the Quran.

I could tolerate that as long the don't retcon Rosa...

The Canadian money grant is actually a more shocking news, not because they did got it, but because of the amount, 1,2 MILLION leafbucks for GVH is downright bizzare, it looks to me like some kind of money laundry/embezzlement scheme.

Considering the quality of the final product, it's kind of hard to think otherwise, it's like there wasn't any passion at all, and KO_OP will most likely let the game die, did KO-OP at the very least made a patch to fix the game's issues?

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

did KO-OP at the very least made a patch to fix the game's issues?

Surprisingly yes, there's been five:
* 1.03
* 1.036
* 1.04
* 1.05
* 1.055

They don't understand how version numbering works.

One of their major bugs was that .NET was using the user's locale to parse numbers, so it wasn't recognizing decimal points if it was expecting a comma. That seems a very stupid thing to get wrong, and makes me think their programmers didn't know what they were doing (shocker).

 

[Miller]

It's also interesting that nowhere in the pitch does it mention that it's an "LGBT" dinosaur game, which is what it became. I thought they might have added the troon shit in order to more successfully scam the government... but nope.

It's an indieshit "game", of course it's about LGTV+ characters.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

Wolf Nanaki, GVH's biggest fan, thinks the game should have come with a filter censoring out Fang's birth name: https://wolfnanaki.tumblr.com/post/728990744932728832/ive-been-thinking-for-a-while-now-about-the, https://archive.ph/pkfLk

Feeling distress over hearing the birth name of a fictional dinosaur... how are these people even real?

love how the superior tolerant leftist is casually being racist to all the snoot latin comunnity for daring to like how cares if they respect the lgbt pronoums? worship the ground troons walk or be labeled hpobes

 

[MarineN*4235431]

sorry for the double post but this is so damn funny

https://twitter.com/wolfnanaki/status/1703815979967414701

https://twitter.com/wolfnanaki/status/1703815987848454316

while the snoot community is chill and accepting this loser does nothing but to whine and trow tantrums and block ppl hahahha

 

[ShitLurker]

sorry for the double post but this is so damn funny

https://twitter.com/wolfnanaki/status/1703815979967414701

https://twitter.com/wolfnanaki/status/1703815987848454316

while the snoot community is chill and accepting this loser does nothing but to whine and trow tantrums and block ppl hahahha

Very nice piece of art.

Also, snoot game but everyone is a tranny and this faggot would be cooming like mad about it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

sorry for the double post but this is so damn funny

https://twitter.com/wolfnanaki/status/1703815979967414701

https://twitter.com/wolfnanaki/status/1703815987848454316

while the snoot community is chill and accepting this loser does nothing but to whine and trow tantrums and block ppl hahahha

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I'd love it if Wolf Nanaki showed proof on any of these claims, but of course there is none to be found.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

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ETA:
I'd love it if Wolf Nanaki showed proof on any of these claims, but of course there is none to be found.

meanwhile the lgbt latam snoot game players relate more to lucy than to fatima lol, is no joke that american troons are so pampered, thanks for the archiving, still thinking this will become nanaki thread, freak deserves it