Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Angry Shoes]

Why does she think looking like a dyke will appeal to gay men?

That’s part of the comedy of pooners: seeing what their idea of masculinity is. And usually it’s dressing like a 12 year old boy in 2010.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Here are some pooner grindr experiences from reddit

Grinder is hell by u/gammatoria

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I had a date with a guy who said he was trans on the app but wasn't, and made a list about everything about me that made me a "girl". He talked about everything that's already making me feel dysphoric about myself. He called it a "feedback". I've just started T and i'm pre-op. I'm getiing tired of this shit. Like really. I feel like I'm unlovable and will spend the rest of my life alone.

Don't worry, dood! You're a real man



Had sex with a cis gay man and I left fuming by u/hazeyscales

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I have an awful habit of going on grindr when I'm feeling bad about myself and I met up with this guy that was just a building away from me. It started out fine, he seemed totally into me and I even asked if he's aware I'm trans and if he's into that. He said yeah!!
Cue the most confusing, disappointing sex ever. He would not stop asking really weird questions like "So you were born that way? How does it work? Do other people know you have [afab parts]?". Mind you, he was doing it while I was riding this guy the entire time (he also felt the need to point out I'm heavy and need to lose weight. And that my chest doesn't really do much for him).
I was so excited and pumped to feel desired as a trans guy, instead I got really turned off and just prayed he will be done soon.
He also seemed really clueless about my kind of anatomy? I heard rumors cis men know jack about vaginas, but he startled when I got wet and other stuff I won't get into. It was just really bad. In middle of my last ditch effort to get him off quickly with a head he started complaining about his UTI and asked ME what he should do about it (????).
Summarized that sex with a trans man was so a d so for him ("there are some things that are a turn on but also some turn offs") Then he shook my hand, thanked me for sex, and sent me off.
I feel... confused. And I feel really bad about myself now too. I never had this happen with other guys I was the first trans guy to bang for. Apparently he was already texting some other trans guy before but couldn't meet due to conflicting schedules and god heavens I pray for that poor sod.
No clue why I'm even putting it out here, but this whole encounter felt like a fever dream. I ended up blocking him and moving on.

> goes on app for gay men
> surprised gay guy is clueless about vagina

Is this really what I should expect from hookups? by u/throwawaycot7137

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I (27ftm) hooked up with someone for the first time from grindr yesterday. it...wasn't great to start with, but I was commited to making it happen cause sex is something I've been stuck on for a long time, being 27 and having no experience. I met him in his work parking lot to hook up in his car and we agreed to just do oral because neither of us had condoms. not an ideal scenario, but whatever. but I kind of thought we agreed oral would go both ways
what ended up happening is I gave him a bj, which was fun, but then he wanted to see "my pussy". and I thought about saying he could just fuck me a little bit, but then he started fucking me without saying anything and I just kind of went with it. he pulled out and came and then I asked if he was going to do anything for me and he said he had to get back to work so he just dropped me back off.
he literally didn't even touch me the whole time except to fuck me. am I wrong to think maybe this is because he didn't see me as a guy? but like I've been on t for almost 8 years and I have a full ass beard. I'm a fairly masculine person. is this really what I should expect as a trans guy? this just confirmed all of my concerns. cis guys will just want a pussy, they won't see me at all, and will have zero interest in my dick. it's a real shame, cause I think I have a very nice dick, but he didn't even try to get me hard or anything. he missed out on everything I like about my body. is that just how cis guys are? my dick isn't as big as theirs, so they just ignore it? is this a normal experience for a trans masc person? or did I just happen to find a shitty outlier?

"he literally didn't even touch me the whole time except to fuck me"
"I have a very nice dick, but he didn't even try to get me hard or anything" (meaning her enlarged clit lmao)


A stranger came inside me without my consent. I'm terrified. by u/ThrowawayForHelp3999

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Throwaway here. Sorry for the quite long post.
I identify as a trans man and I've been on T for 3 months.
Last Thursday (July 2 guy from grindr came inside me without my consent while I was drunk. He then dipped. I went to the bathroom and, well, let it all out. I took Plan B within 24 hours but according to cycle it was after I ovulated (post ovulation stage, possible to conceive -- chances between 0% and 11%), so it doesn't really have an ovulation to postpone. I'm going to leave to another country to stay at a friend's house for two weeks so I won't be able to take a pregnancy test until August 21st. I live in a state where abortion is legal.
I should expect to get my period within two weeks, but I'm at that moment in T in which my period might stop anytime. What if it doesn't come while I'm abroad? How should I proceed? Any tips?
I'm really scared, sad, and anxious. Thanks in advance.

Tfw you're a manly gay man engaging in homosexual male-esque risky sexual behavior and then have to worry about getting pregnant. Lets tell idiotic young women they are Real Men, what could go wrong.

cis men are so frustrating by u/overloadzero

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i literally put in my grindr bio that im an agender man and for cishets + any cis man that doesn't see me as a man to fuck off yet cis men apparently can't fucking read. just opened up grindr to see a message from a cis guy saying "hey cute girl" to me and i was so pissed that instead of going off i just blocked.
i really hate being trans. i do. i wish i were cis so i don't have to deal with bullshit like that. it's not that fucking hard to read my damn bio. i don't care if you only want to fuck, just fucking respect my identity.
i just wish i could be fucking stealth but im pre everything and even being stealth would cause problems since i only want partial bottom surgery anyways.
dating as a trans person fucking sucks. if you don't be upfront about being trans, you put yourself at risk if someone ends up being transphobic. if you be upfront about being trans, you have to deal with fucking chasers and dumb fucks that can't read. it's a lose-lose situation and i hate it.
edit: since a lot of people are confused, here's an explanation on the agender man part
i say agender man since im transmasc and while im agender, i want to transition like a trans man would + i'd rather be perceived as a man rather than woman. also, i like to use masculine terms for myself like guy, man, handsome, etc along with gender neutral ones
then there's also the fact that i identified as a trans man first so im just used to calling myself a man + sometimes it just easier to say man rather than explain my gender since every agender person is different. in my case i like to be mostly masculine and/or androgynous but sometimes i like being feminine (i mean feminine in the way a cis gay guy is feminine if that makes sense lmao). also, since i identified as a trans man first, im just used to calling myself a man and shit which is why i still use the word man for myself (and sometimes its just easier to call myself a man than explain my gender to everyone i meet irl. i only explain my gender to my irl friends).
tldr: i say agender man because im a transmasc agender person. i'd rather be perceived as a cis man than a cis woman. also, i call myself a man since i identified as one first + i want to transition like a trans man would (expect i want to keep my vagina but i still want meta or phallo). in simpler words im a non binary masculine presenting person.

Ugh these horny males aren't respecting my tumblr words
the pooner:


Urge to go hypermasculine after SA? u/1jame2james

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TW for sexual assault/sexual harm. Won't go into detail because I want to hold this space appropriately but would love some support.
I'm nonbinary transmasculine, and while my sense of gender is very masculine aligned, I've been slowly getting more comfortable with feminine elements in myself as I pass better on T. I've got piercings, longish undercut coloured hair, dress a little andro - often go for a very "queer" look as I interpret it. This has expanded to my sex life - I've been more comfortable with being fucked by men, and settling into a more feminine-coded expression of sexuality.
Unfortunately, after a few months of my slut era, I experienced a minor sexual assault. A guy I met on Grindr came over for a consensual occasion but did something I didn't consent to during that. I'm still processing my experience and how I feel about it (I want to clarify that I choose to use the term minor because of the nature of the act, and I don't want to minimise anyone's experience).
I'm noticing a weird change where I suddenly have the urge to go hypermasculine - dress exclusively masculine, cut my hair down to a basic masculine style in a neutral colour, work on training my voice, take out my ear piercings, etc. I've even had passing thoughts of whether I identify more as a trans man now, start going by my full (more masculine) name. This is super strange to me considering for a while I've felt pretty statically and happily masc-leaning enby, and enjoyed more of a fuckery of gender presentation.
Has anyone else experienced something like this? On paper it looks like a pretty normal/logical trauma response but it just feels so strange, it's like a switch has flipped.
TLDR: androgynous/fruity masc nonbinary, experienced sexual assault, now have the urge to go full binary masc in presentation and feels.
Note - to keep this space safe please don't share huge amounts of detail of sexual harm. This is the internet after all

I'm pretty sure this is another one where the guy came in her without asking based on this comment

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pregnancy tests worth my while? by u/africkingloafofbread

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I have an IUD and have been on Testosterone for 6.5months. I no longer have a menstrual cycle (and didn’t before T. An ed killed that) but I do experience cramping sometimes.
I also bb on Grindr, and let them cum in me if they want. Would it be worth my while to invest in those bulk test strips and take one once a month? Or if I don’t have periods, am I unable to get pregnant?

The "gay trans guy" who is going around barebacking with grindr hookups


Grinder is horrible by u/dumpstacrumbz

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Nothing at all but creeps and chasers. I've had the app for a long while and I haven't felt safe meeting up with a single person on there. How do yall do it? I just wanna find a fwb but everyone who hits me up is either a chaser or old and creepy and 9 times out of 10 they're not anyone I could see myself being friends with

looking for friends on grindr:

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Two pages in and already I am pining for some kind of site appropriate laugh react. Oh my sides.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Holly fucking shit, pregnancy should be the least of her concerns if she's letting dudes bareback cum in her; she needs to get an STD panel done as soon as possible.

 

[Mushroom Kitty]

These women realizing that random hook ups care jack shit about their feelings is hilarious. Of course he doesn’t care about your dysphoria sweetheart, you’re a warm hole to cum in and that’s it. Also promiscuous people on hookup apps are creepy? Color me surprised.

 

[Android raptor]

Here less for the pooners and more for the gross straight dudes admitting to using grindr to take advantage of them.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

That’s part of the comedy of pooners: seeing what their idea of masculinity is. And usually it’s dressing like a 12 year old boy in 2010.

That's all troons. The men act like stereotypical bimbos and the women act like stereotypical dude bros. I'm convinced one of the causes of this shit is simply not interacting enough with the opposite sex enough in real life to notice they're people not stereotypes and ending up with a perception of the opposite sex that is only stereotypes made by our gay retarded jewish media.

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Is this really what I should expect from hookups? by u/throwawaycot7137

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I (27ftm) hooked up with someone for the first time from grindr yesterday. it...wasn't great to start with, but I was commited to making it happen cause sex is something I've been stuck on for a long time, being 27 and having no experience. I met him in his work parking lot to hook up in his car and we agreed to just do oral because neither of us had condoms. not an ideal scenario, but whatever. but I kind of thought we agreed oral would go both ways
what ended up happening is I gave him a bj, which was fun, but then he wanted to see "my pussy". and I thought about saying he could just fuck me a little bit, but then he started fucking me without saying anything and I just kind of went with it. he pulled out and came and then I asked if he was going to do anything for me and he said he had to get back to work so he just dropped me back off.
he literally didn't even touch me the whole time except to fuck me. am I wrong to think maybe this is because he didn't see me as a guy? but like I've been on t for almost 8 years and I have a full ass beard. I'm a fairly masculine person. is this really what I should expect as a trans guy? this just confirmed all of my concerns. cis guys will just want a pussy, they won't see me at all, and will have zero interest in my dick. it's a real shame, cause I think I have a very nice dick, but he didn't even try to get me hard or anything. he missed out on everything I like about my body. is that just how cis guys are? my dick isn't as big as theirs, so they just ignore it? is this a normal experience for a trans masc person? or did I just happen to find a shitty outlier?

This is a great example of what I mean. They've been on T for 8 years and destroyed their body in a quest to become "male" but have only just now had their first sexual encounter and are suprised that an actual guy looking for a hookup just wants to fuck.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

Downside is a disturbing number have pregnancy fetishes…

I'm afraid to ask why, but.... I'll do it anyway. Why? If you want to be told n' treated on how much a helpless (I guess?) woman you are to where you're gonna get pregnant, why would you not act like the most... I don't know? Tradwife? Bimbo?-esque woman you can be to ensure maximum coom?

Like, really. We all know that it isn't gonna be hard for women to find a man who'll say and do stuff like that during sex. So.... why do all these extra steps and that much extra effort for ultimately so much less satisfactory results?

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

The "gay trans guy" who is going around barebacking with grindr hookups

Idk about you fellas but I would for sure invite this certified dood king bro to the cookout

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Ugh these horny males aren't respecting my tumblr words
the pooner:

pronouns: shrek/shrekself

Also lmao at any pooner who believes she's a male brain in a woman's body but is dumbfounded when some random blows a load in her with no regard to her pleasure and immediately nopes out.

 

[AMHOLIO]

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy these gals are the easiest lays ever. All you gotta do is give ‘em some DOODS and KINGS and they’ll drop their ill-fitting boxer briefs. Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

I'm trying to decide if I should be upset or not, but really, I'm only upset you might burn some women who detransition later and hate themselves after. You can say they did it to themselves, but nigga, you're the one who said yes - you could have scrolled passed. Otherwise if it satisfies the pooner at the moment and lmao some never get cured of retardation, I don't see the downside on that end. It's still your hand when you could have ignored them, instead of contributing to delusions or mistrust of men. They would have those anyway, but keep it in mind in case a few years from now a woman angrily confronts you. But again, if you're not physically hurting them during sex, are wearing a condom (see below), and it's clear consensual and showing just a hook up, you're fine.

Also if you get a gross one that has the worst traits and or a rot dog that's your fault lmao.

Downside is a disturbing number have pregnancy fetishes…

Listen you tards willing to stick your dick in crazy, you better be using protection. Crazy don't have limits, bring your own condom and make sure she don't poke holes in it. Save yourself child support and several migranes in the future.

If not, nigga what did you expect sticking dick in a likely cluster B?

looking for friends on grindr:

The juggalo makeup offends me on every level.

I'm afraid to ask why, but.... I'll do it anyway. Why? If you want to be told n' treated on how much a helpless (I guess?) woman you are to where you're gonna get pregnant, why would you not act like the most... I don't know? Tradwife? Bimbo?-esque woman you can be to ensure maximum coom?

You're thinking of this wrong: the goal is to have people respect them in every day life. They don't want to be see as bimbos, tradwifes, sluts, submissive, etc. IRL because they'd get shit on by themselves, other women, and men. Many are already small women who look young and are tired of being condescend to or run over in conversation by people more strong willed than them (or some dumbass dude who doesn't think anyone smaller than him matters, especially women). The long term goal for most FtMs isn't sex, it's respect and protection. They want the easier path of male privilege, they want to be an equal in their relationship instead of stepped on like their mom or relatives.

All bets are off in the bedroom: a woman trust you enough to stick it in her, she's willing to share secrets like her guilty pleasures.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's kind of funny how the mainstream would openly attack lesbians who refuse to date self-mutilating men in drag, yet gays are faced with the exact same issue. I'm pretty sure gay men are just as disgusted by these weird women with rotdogs or trying to larp as a guy without any effort. It's said that 80% of men who take steroids are gay, so I guess the mainstream would only attack the generally weaker group.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

It speaks for the users of Grindr that none of these idiots have been serial killer'd yet. Really waiting for the first one to find this bonus hole in the murder market.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

> Goes on gay sex app
> Why don't the men on here want to get into my feelings or talk about enthusiastic verbal consent
> I'm a Real Man

Holy shit it's almost like Grindr is for gay men... who want to fuck. This fluttering around with "he stuck it in me without asking first!!?!" is some good content. Very masculine. Yeeeah Aiden? That's what you go on Grindr for. If you want a date with the usual social dance around sex you can go Poon it up on PoF or Hinge or Okcupid or whatever. Grindr may be nasty, but the thing it has over you pooners doing the obnoxious straight girl in the gay bar thing is it knows what it's about.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Awesome thread OP

 

[behindyourightnow]

This is a great example of what I mean. They've been on T for 8 years and destroyed their body in a quest to become "male" but have only just now had their first sexual encounter and are suprised that an actual guy looking for a hookup just wants to fuck.

This is what genuinely shocks me, to be honest. Everything I know about gay male dating has come from various gay men complaining to me about how awful gay dating is. Apart from that, I have zero particular interest in gay men or gay dating culture. And yet these girls who literally fetishize gay men and have spent years of their life devoted to imitating them apparently know less than I (or most people) do?

I'm even being generous and assuming that the "hook ups" weren't just straight men after easy pussy. You're shocked someone made a comment about you being heavy? Have you literally ever talked to a gay man before?

It speaks for the users of Grindr that none of these idiots have been serial killer'd yet. Really waiting for the first one to find this bonus hole in the murder market.

All the serial killers on Grindr are there looking for gay men.

Waiting for the first r/ftm story about how a Grindr date turned up for a hookup with a butcher knife and duct tape, but then let her go because he wanted a male victim, and how she yelled at him for making her feel so heckin' dysphoric.

"And then he told me he only slits the throats of little fag piggies, and that if he tried to masturbate in a woman's blood after performing the slaughter ritual, it just wouldn't work for him."

"I'm so sorry that happened to you, king. I hope you tried to educate him at least. Did you try reporting his account for transphobia?"

 

[Mad_Dog]

Degenerate uses degenerate dating app to meet other degenerates, is surprised by the only logical outcome.

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

Honest to Godbear, I know a bi man who met a Pooner on an app. Despite the fact that they didn’t have sex, and she rejected him after a date or two, she continued to text him crazy shit over a long period of time. Stuff like “you ruined my life!!!” “I’m going to end it for real this time!!”

 

[William Tyndale]

wont lie, i've been using grindr for years for easy pussy. as long as you're picky about it, it's pretty easy.

yeah, some of them are horribly hairy crimes against gods, but some of them are like "JUST STARTED T ONE WEEK AGO!" and are indistinguishable from regular women, but will happily jump in bed with a "gay man" to prove how masc they are.

Imagine risking getting one of these freaks pregnant. Yuck.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

And yet these girls who literally fetishize gay men and have spent years of their life devoted to imitating them apparently know less than I (or most people) do?

Well the gay boys in the fanfics have the same insecurities as these girls and express their love and feelings and treat each other gently