Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[LimeRikki]

Yesterday some sperg actually tried to tell me that I will not find a porn-virgin mountain man bf who eats squirrels and has never seen a woman before. He felt the need to inform me that this was "unrealistic".

And that's why this is the funniest thread on this site.

 

[Golden Face]

i love being a woman and living life on easy mode. the other day i raped five men in a row and was able to get away with it because i told the officer i have a vagina. he tipped his hat to me and gave me 500 dollars. then i falsely accused the police officer of rape and he was immediately sent to an electric chair.

 

[Heckler1]

@AmberHeardSupporter is the funniest person in this thread. Knowing that the A&H crowd are seething at every "hunt men for sport" shitpost just makes her that much funnier.

 

[Lidl Drip]

i love being a woman and living life on easy mode. the other day i raped five men in a row and was able to get away with it because i told the officer i have a vagina. he tipped his hat to me and gave me 500 dollars. then i falsely accused the police officer of rape and he was immediately sent to an electric chair.

Go off queen! I am currently on my yacht that I got in my 7th divorce. I ofc cheated on him with a whole basketball team but the judge ruled in my favor anyway because I pulled out my pussy pass. Feeling cute and might destroy western society later.

 

[Freya]

Aileen Wuornos did nothing wrong

 

[Android raptor]

I almost wish it was harder to bait A&H moids into revealing why women don't want to fuck them

 

[fishercat]

All you need to do is be a woman on the internet to send them into moid hysterics.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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I almost wish it was harder to bait A&H moids into revealing why women don't want to fuck them

That projection in particular is hilarious. As if men refuse to fuck ugly women. Sorry guys, but there is literally nothing a woman can do to make herself unfuckable, as proven by the guys posted earlier who chase even after hairy t-clit TIFs with zippertits and men who have feeder fetishes for deathfats. Men, however, are constantly angry about not getting as much sex as they would like to have. Their entire life revolves around putting their dick into a woman and if they fail at it it causes them existential dread that we can not even comprehend. Sorry doods, this will never ever work the other way around. Women who don't have sex simply don't care to have it.

 

[fishercat]

That projection in particular is hilarious. As if men refuse to fuck ugly women. Sorry guys, but there is literally nothing a woman can do to make herself unfuckable, as proven by the guys posted earlier who chase even after hairy t-clit TIFs with zippertits and men who have feeder fetishes for deathfats. Men, however, are constantly angry about not getting as much sex as they would like to have. Their entire life revolves around putting their dick into a woman and if they fail at it it causes them existential dread that we can not even comprehend. Sorry doods, this will never ever work the other way around. Women who don't have sex simply don't care to have it.

Men have proven they will fuck actual corpses so I don't know why anyone would believe it when they're told that men have standards.

 

[Golden Face]

"LACK OF EGGS, EMPTY EGG CARTON!!" To them, women's only value is creating life, so of course that is how they choose to insult you.

 

[Android raptor]

Men have proven they will fuck actual corpses so I don't know why anyone would believe it when they're told that men have standards.

They fuck newborn babies and baby corpses as well. And animals and animal corpses

"LACK OF EGGS, EMPTY EGG CARTON!!" To them, women's only value is creating life, so of course that is how they choose to insult you.

It's especially funny when I make it no secret that I don't like babies and would likely become another Andrea Yates if I had one. Like I hope my eggs are gone, I'm more than a little tokophobic.

Once again tradmoids are threatening me with a good time.

 

[Lidl Drip]

"LACK OF EGGS, EMPTY EGG CARTON!!" To them, women's only value is creating life, so of course that is how they choose to insult you.

They don't even value that tho. They only value a hypothetical tradwife that exists in their imagination alone. If she were to magically materialize they would treat her just as badly as they do any other woman. It's just projection again because they know deep down they are nothing but baby-batter dispensers that we get to pick and chose from if we fancy having a child. You can literally go to a sperm bank and buy CHAD SEED if you want to. You can't buy a tradwife.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I'm not sure if this is was just the thing where I grew up or each place/region has their own variation of this, but one thing I always hated was this idea pushed by boomers and previous generations of "If a guy is teasing or just borderline bullying you it means he likes you" and usually trying to guilt trip girls by telling them they're "hypersensitive" and "can't take a joke" if they don't want to deal with this shit or react negatively to it. There were many times where shitty tween moids used this an opportunity to just act like complete psychopaths towards their female peers and were given a pass by older groups under the excuse of "Oh, they just don't know how to express themselves when they like a girl".

We were all basically brought up being conditioned to normalize abusive BFs/husbands. Without anyone realizing it, this was a huge factor in my tomboy phase when I had really aggressive behavioral tendencies towards dudes messing with me, with other girls or with animals.

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We need a master list for the bingo square items that can be copy/pasted into one of those randomizing bingo card generators.

 

[Android raptor]

They don't even value that tho. They only value a hypothetical tradwife that exists in their imagination alone. If she were to magically materialize they would treat her just as badly as they do any other woman. It's just projection again because they know deep down they are nothing but baby-batter dispensers that we get to pick and chose from if we fancy having a child. You can literally go to a sperm bank and buy CHAD SEED if you want to. You can't buy a tradwife.

The ones that actually have managed to find a trad wife beat and rape them and threaten to kill the kid they supposedly wanted so badly, if ComfySarah's moid is any indication.

 

[JambledUpWords]

"LACK OF EGGS, EMPTY EGG CARTON!!" To them, women's only value is creating life, so of course that is how they choose to insult you.

The people who say “EMPTY EGG CARTON” to all women 30+ show how awful they are at knowing women’s bodies. Having kids too young also creates complications and can result in infertility.

I’ve also met young couples that still end up with special needs kids, so the assumption that any pregnancy 30+ automatically results in special needs also doesn’t understand probability. Women on average have a 1 in 10 chance of producing a kid with Down’s syndrome at age 49. Not many women would try to have kids at that age anyway or could have kids.

Overall, for how much some men claim to understand women’s bodies, they’re really bad at judging fertility and chances of special needs kids, among other things. Also, special needs can happen from the father’s side too, but I guess it’s easier to just blame women.

 

[I'm a Silly]

"Ok but homelander did nothing wrong"
in the comix or in the series? bc my understanding is that he was part of the bang gang on the page

 

[FarmVille]

As a man who frequently swipes through hundreds of photos of gay men spreading their ass cheeks searching for only moderately T wrecked pooners I gotta say you are unfuckably ugly

 

[LimeRikki]

Children born to fathers of advanced paternal age may be born with or go on to develop a number of serious conditions including: autism, schizophrenia, infertility in male offspring, breast cancer, childhood lukemia, childhood CNS tumors, Pfeiffer syndrome, Crouzon syndrome, Apert syndrome, achondroplasia, and thanatophoric dysplasia, to name just a few.

Eat shit, you sour milk scrotes.

ETA: at least Down Syndrome babies are cute.

 

[Lidl Drip]

As a man who frequently swipes through hundreds of photos of gay men spreading their ass cheeks searching for only moderately T wrecked pooners I gotta say you are unfuckably ugly

"Will wahmen feel epically owned if I admit that I am so repulsive and desperate for sex that I spend all day looking at men's anuses in order to find a mentally ill pooner who will let me suck her hairy t-clit?"

 

[Android raptor]

The people who say “EMPTY EGG CARTON” to all women 30+ show how awful they are at knowing women’s bodies. Having kids too young also creates complications and can result in infertility.

I’ve also met young couples that still end up with special needs kids, so the assumption that any pregnancy 30+ automatically results in special needs also doesn’t understand probability. Women on average have a 1 in 10 chance of producing a kid with Down’s syndrome at age 49. Not many women would try to have kids at that age anyway or could have kids.

Overall, for how much some men claim to understand women’s bodies, they’re really bad at judging fertility and chances of special needs kids, among other things. Also, special needs can happen from the father’s side too, but I guess it’s easier to just blame women.

Plus there's also the fact that many of us neither want nor have the capacity to care for kids. The older I get, the more I realize how much I don't want kids and how much of a disaster me reproducing would end in (that may or may not involve making dead baby soup in the bathtub because the post-partum psychosis voices told me to, since I'm a perfect candidate for post-partum psychosis).