Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is he aware the Russians took Berlin, not Patton?

No. He's barely aware of anything that isn't the ONA people.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Is he aware the Russians took Berlin, not Patton?

Only because the loser Army stopped when it saw the atalker Red Army at the Rhine instead of pushing on blindly against their allies for felonious being Slavic and telling them to enjoy prison death.

 

[AnOminous]

Is he aware the Russians took Berlin, not Patton?

He's not aware of much. He's fat. And retarded. He doesn't know things.

He literally thinks you can disable tanks by throwing water balloons at them.

 

[Piggle Rick]

His stupidity knows no bounds. Most people don’t humiliate themselves by pontificating online about subjects they know fuck all about, but Piggy thinks he’s an expert on literally everything.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Nothing short of Ralph going on a massive and publicly embarrassing bender that ends with his own demise, and only if it's in a suitably hilarious and outrageous fashion, could steal it from fatrick at this point.

Pat is incapable of winning anything. Finishing second for LOTY would be classic Pat.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

So there are now 2 things Pat left - his daughter and his britches

Sad, almost

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Me, an Atalker, on my way to enjoy prison.

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[W00K #17]

"You are going to prison stlaker"

is basically the same thing as

"the merge is happening and I am Sonichu"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"You are going to prison stlaker"

is basically the same thing as

"the merge is happening and I am Sonichu"

"You are merging with prison and I am stlakerchu."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ohhhh I can't wait anymore!!!
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Oh I hope it's more Joe Matarese content, he's my favourite comfort cow. Would definitely ease the pain of waiting for Porsalin's masterpiece.

Is he aware the Russians took Berlin, not Patton?

These are your delusions, stalker. It's established fact that Patton singlehandedly liberated all of Europe using nothing but water balloons filled with paint. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Just a huge ego and being a middle-aged man, you get more stubborn the older you get and will never admit you're wrong even if you know you are.

Honestly this has got to be it. Nobody just grows up and becomes somebody like Pat, this only happens under a very specific set of circumstances, his brother appears to have turned out normal, without any of the problems that make Patrick a delusional loser. Momma really fucked up, I'm sure she told him he was "special" and despite all the metrics and anecdotal incidents suggesting he was just another low-IQ pussy, he was "perfect". A normal mother would be supportive but, be realistic, offer her son guidance that would not make him into a delusional narcissistic, unable to cope with reality. When you fall down a good parent would dust you off and ask you "what did you learn about watching where you step?", I'm sure Pat' mother would threaten to sue the people who installed the floor. Hindsight is 20/20 but, we all know that coddling children is never going to end well.

I think both of you are essentially correct. We're all products of our pasts, our environments, and what media we regularly consume.

Patty Fatty has developed such a strong shield of mental illness and confirmation bias around his ego it's like that fat faggot discovered a real life Game Genie code for avoiding accountability, introspection, financial responsibility, moderation, or employment.

What are you talking about? He tweeted it himself.

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Did we manage to identify the date Patrick started childing people? It seems it was either less common or not done at all in 2017.

Confirmed to wear his wife's thong.

Those are your delusions again, child. Unless Patrick was wed to a very body positive woman such as Tess Holiday, her underwear couldn't hope to fit around his waist.

Exactly! I agree with free-balling in your pyjama pants or bedtime boxers, but in jeans? WTAF. He must have an even smaller dick than we assumed.

Wrong as always, child. His penis is bigger than average. His gunt is extraordinarily large, dwarfing his magnum dong so it looks tiny and misshapen in all pictures/videos. Enjoy prison, average-dicked stalker.

 

[Broadside]

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Hey patrick.... what else did Patton have to say about these related topics?

Hey Pat if you're so eager for bloodshed why don't you sign up to volunteer?
No, you'd rather sit in your hovel and watch other people's children blown up for nothing like Afghanistan all over again, you disgusting fucking worm

 

[Maude Snew]

Hey Pat if you're so eager for bloodshed why don't you sign up to volunteer?

And what's he gonna eat there? Because of demographics and the abundance of his prey he's pretty much limited to Northern America. Don't get me wrong, Africa will do in a pinch but they just don't hit quite the same when they're not urbanized. Just less meat on 'em is what it is.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Hey patrick.... what else did Patton have to say about these related topics?

Great idea! March straight into Russia in the middle of winter straight after a previous bloody war. Sure worked out well for... the guys who just lost?

and like Null pointed out, Russians took Berlin, not the US. You'd have to fight for Germany again before you even got to move eastward.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

Had the question of "what does Patrick winning look like" pop into my head and realized that nothing would make him happier than a judge saying "it is hereby found that Patrick did NOT fart in his wife's vagina, he did NOT owe quasi money, you ARE all stalker children and Patrick is NOT fat as deemed by the courts."

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

In a world war if black soldiers are returning home in sausage casings instead of regular boxes, you know what job was assigned to general Fatton

 

[FinnSven]

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Hey patrick.... what else did Patton have to say about these related topics?

Did Patton even say that?

I thought it was Churchill who came up with that plan, even titling it “Operation Unthinkable”.

I am pretty certain the Americans in particular rejected it, not so much because they didn’t agree with Churchill, more that the American public were getting war weary over a war which was very distant from them.

Prolonging it for the purpose of turning on and fighting an ally would have been a hard sell.

 

[FinnSven]

In a world war if black soldiers are returning home in sausage casings instead of regular boxes, you know what job was assigned to general Fatton

If General Fatton had been the unit commander in “Glory”, rather than an inspiring film about overcoming racism and demonstrating patriotic heroism, it would have become a dark horror film about soldiers being ill led by a cannibalistic commander.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

And what's he gonna eat there? Because of demographics and the abundance of his prey he's pretty much limited to Northern America. Don't get me wrong, Africa will do in a pinch but they just don't hit quite the same when they're not urbanized. Just less meat on 'em is what it is.

Something tells me that the internet in Africa isn't powerful enough to reliably handle his Xeeting, outside of maybe Nigeria (one of the bigger cities) or somewhere South Africa. However there may be too many white folx in the latter for Pat's taste.

Same with Ukraine.

 

[Throwing Romans]

Did Patton even say that?

I thought it was Churchill who came up with that plan, even titling it “Operation Unthinkable”.

I am pretty certain the Americans in particular rejected it, not so much because they didn’t agree with Churchill, more that the American public were getting war weary over a war which was very distant from them.

Prolonging it for the purpose of turning on and fighting an ally would have been a hard sell.

Patton said that pretty much.

We may have been fighting the wrong enemy (Germany) all along. But while we're here, we should go after the bastards now, 'cause we're gonna have to fight 'em eventually.

Unlike Fatton, Patton was also pretty based and not hugely obese.

There is a very apparent Semitic influence in the press. They are
trying to do two thing; first, implement Communism and second, see
that all businessmen of German ancestry and non-Jewish antecedents
are thrown out of their jobs.