Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[arc minsk]

I get the feeling that Nick is in Yolo mode now regarding the farms, twitter, and his reputation. It's as if he is baiting mockery. In some ways his behavior does not seem to be too different from Patrick Tomlinson.

Rick gets his kicks from interacting with the pests and feeling like a martyr and now Nick gets his from provoking mockery like some humiliation fetishist.

As to his Christianity, it has always been suspect, but I am surprised to see him go full throated unenlightened hedonist. He seems to do everything as a reaction to his ostensibly Christian upbringing. I guess he does not realize that noted non-Christians like Stoics, Epicurean, and Bhuddists already have demonstrated the futility and retardedness of hedonism.

nick has always been like that if you've watched him for any amount of time. he's recklessly and unabashedly bullheaded to any criticism. he will do it in spite of anyone's complaint just to show them.

the difference now is that he's less styled in his morals that used to be a little bit more static, where you could follow along with his beliefs and make the connection as to why he did things in spite.

now it's just "lean into the criticism and do it more because that's how you make the spergs sperg out". good one.

"look at me i'll suck 5 real dicks on camera instead of the one you were lying about me sucking just to show you!". wow epic own you really got everyone.

 

[Sock Cucker]

I get the feeling that Nick is in Yolo mode now regarding the farms, twitter, and his reputation. It's as if he is baiting mockery. In some ways his behavior does not seem to be too different from Patrick Tomlinson.

Rick gets his kicks from interacting with the pests and feeling like a martyr and now Nick gets his from provoking mockery like some humiliation fetishist.

As to his Christianity, it has always been suspect, but I am surprised to see him go full throated unenlightened hedonist. He seems to do everything as a reaction to his ostensibly Christian upbringing. I guess he does not realize that noted non-Christians like Stoics, Epicurean, and Bhuddists already have demonstrated the futility and retardedness of hedonism.

I don't think it's about humiliation with Nick. At least not his own humiliation. I think he is trying to humiliate his parents, and possibly also Kayla's. His deep-dive into destroying his reputation seems deliberate, and the only targets that make sense to me are the parents who he resents for their control over him. Financially, in the case of his parents, and morally in the case of Kayla's.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think it's about humiliation with Nick. At least not his own humiliation. I think he is trying to humiliate his parents, and possibly also Kayla's.

I think you might be overthinking it.

I think he's an amoral retard who drinks way too goddamned much, and his metaphorical 15 minutes of fame are coming to an end and he knows it (except as a lolcow).

I think it's just that simple.

He's not Patrick Tomlinson. He's Ethan Ralph.

 

[Mister Dongs]

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I get the feeling that Nick is in Yolo mode now regarding the farms, twitter, and his reputation. It's as if he is baiting mockery. In some ways his behavior does not seem to be too different from Patrick Tomlinson.

Rick gets his kicks from interacting with the pests and feeling like a martyr and now Nick gets his from provoking mockery like some humiliation fetishist.

As has been noted many times, Nick and Rick are very similar:
*Alcoholics from the Midwest in increasingly poor health
*Waste endless amounts of their family's money on frivolous and stupid shit
*Incapable of shutting up
*Neglectful of their children
*Self-diagnosed oppositional defiant disorder
*Refuse to pay up when the court orders them to
*Believe their damaged Mustangs are the best cars on the road
*Sexual perverts who are "into things"
*Totally did not expose their penis on camera
*Never wear underwear
*Impotent, but boast about how much sex they're totally having
*Frequent drunk Xitter sperging
*Married to women who are pill poppers, prefer the company of black men, and have an STD
*Humiliation fetishists who get off on being trolled by internet randos

I feel this will become reality soon. I sure hope Nick doesn't develop a taste for pepperoni, or else Drexel's daughter will have a lot more to worry about than her creepy father.

For the love of GodJesus may these two get together.

 

[Sock Cucker]

I think you might be overthinking it.

I think he's an amoral retard who drinks way too goddamned much, and his metaphorical 15 minutes of fame are coming to an end and he knows it (except as a lolcow).

I think it's just that simple.

He's not Patrick Tomlinson. He's Ethan Ralph.

I understand your point, and agree, but why make it public? My response was to a post that mentioned self-humiliation as a fetish. I was arguing that he actually is trying to humiliate (harm) the parents (authorities) that he views as constricting his personal world-view.

 

[Dean Pentel]

He's not Patrick Tomlinson. He's Ethan Ralph.

Please let him get his ass kicked on camera for us all to enjoy. Seeing that Nose broken and his assailant wondering aloud why his foot hurts after he kicks Nick in the crotch would trigger True Rib Ascendancy in me.

 

[Scout Trooper]

*Self-diagnosed oppositional defiant disorder

I know there's been some talk of this technically being false (not to mention the person diagnosing it is completely unqualified), however I find the model of ODD in an adult who behaves like a child generalizes well to predict Nick's behavior in any given situation.

A couple years ago Nick described how he would behave if he got placed on jury duty. He said something to the effect of "I would ruin the prosecutor's entire case. When we went into deliberation I would tell the other jurors, 'Let me tell you about 'jury annulment.'"

I get that he was trying to be funny but I found it extremely off-putting for an officer of the court to be making a lame joke about how funny it would be if he used his knowledge to entertain himself regardless of whether justice was being served.

It sort of pissed me off at a visceral level and gave me the sense that this is not a guy I would want to hang out with (and I tend to have that reaction when I'm dealing with someone with one of those personality disorders).

 

[Fake News Anchor]

As has been noted many times, Nick and Rick are very similar:
(...)
For the love of GodJesus may these two get together.

NOOOOOO stalker! In fact it is YOU who drinks too much! You have been instructed many thousands of times to stop unsubscribing from my Youtube channel. Failure to do so constitutes felony autistic prudishness and is subject to immediate banning from Hedonism 3.

Enjoy Our Wife's vagoo, stalker.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

This is universal human disgrace on display.

That niggardry is a bad thing, and you should stay away from niggers at best and tnd at worst(or vise versa)?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I know there's been some talk of this technically being false (not to mention the person diagnosing it is completely unqualified), however I find the model of ODD in an adult who behaves like a child generalizes well to predict Nick's behavior in any given situation.

It's been talked about to death, but there's no "adult model" of ODD.

Childhood ODD transforms into Cluster B Antisocial Personality Disorder in adulthood.

In other words, criminals and sociopaths.

Cluster B (emotional or erratic disorders)​

Cluster B personality disorders are characterized by dramatic, impulsive, self-destructive, emotional behavior and sometimes incomprehensible interactions with others.

• Antisocial personality disorder: pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, lack of empathy and remorse, callousness, bloated self-image, manipulative and impulsive behavior.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personality_disorder#Cluster_B_(emotional_or_erratic_disorders)

 

[Maude Snew]

I think you might be overthinking it.

I think he's an amoral retard who drinks way too goddamned much, and his metaphorical 15 minutes of fame are coming to an end and he knows it (except as a lolcow).

I think it's just that simple.

He's not Patrick Tomlinson. He's Ethan Ralph.

Nooooo, incel prude, Drexel did noT groom a child, we did noT go to Hedonism. You have been told many thousands of times how this is just tearing down Tiger Woods. These damn kids.

 

[Ghostse]

They need to tear down those old dinosaurs and build more cum themed AirBnBs for broke dick alcoholic wastoids in their place. Who needs local flavor when you can take selfies to prove you're a COOL GUY who TOTALLY FUCKS, MAN?

Stop giving the city council ideas.
I will never forgive them for filling in Lake Palmer.

BTW if you do go Nashville to do tourist shit, I will shill for the Nashville Pedal Tavern.
Yes, its the retarded multi-bike while drinking thing, but the owners actually give a shit about the city and preserving Nashville. (and their employees, but that's sort of given)

Spoiler

I mean the area is sketch because its isolated buildings that used to be in row of store fronts or industrial businesses but all the neighbors got abandoned and knocked down. so its just these lone survivors standing in an area of infrequently maintained sidewalks and often neglected lots with street lighting that hasn't caught up to the fact that this is the happenin' area of town.
You COULD actually mandate developers build shit that's low or mid brick-front that would actually be unique and sell the city's local flavor, but that would mean the council's political campaign won't get the sweet dosh because developers instead want to build another 20 story monolith that is visually identical to others built in other cities, to maximize their returns.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

As has been noted many times, Nick and Rick are very similar:
*Alcoholics from the Midwest in increasingly poor health
*Waste endless amounts of their family's money on frivolous and stupid shit
*Incapable of shutting up
*Neglectful of their children
*Self-diagnosed oppositional defiant disorder
*Refuse to pay up when the court orders them to
*Believe their damaged Mustangs are the best cars on the road
*Sexual perverts who are "into things"
*Totally did not expose their penis on camera
*Never wear underwear
*Impotent, but boast about how much sex they're totally having
*Frequent drunk Xitter sperging
*Married to women who are pill poppers, prefer the company of black men, and have an STD
*Humiliation fetishists who get off on being trolled by internet randos

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I feel this will become reality soon. I sure hope Nick doesn't develop a taste for pepperoni, or else Drexel's daughter will have a lot more to worry about than her creepy father.
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For the love of GodJesus may these two get together.

I'm laughing cause I have only seen Tomlison on MATI and the only reference I know is Josh's voice so I played this in my head with Josh's voice.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Last I heard Digibro trooned out and is a homeless bum on the streets of Tulsa, OK.

My heart bleeds. It’s almost like trooning out, being a pedophile and drawing lolicon destroys your life. Many such cases. Sad.

 

[Hraf]

People suggested he hire people to help him personally ans professionally. He is too paranoid to give people access to his LOCALS. His wife is too busy. He hired a driver, but it still is not enough. He is STILL too busy.

At this point I want to see what an accurate filled out daily planner for him and her looks like, because holy shit! There is no fucking way he's this busy with a stay-at-home wife, a housekeeper, and a driver, even with five kids. What is he doing with his time???

His advice is not to try to keep a relationship and be a full-time streamer.

This is such an odd statement that, depending on how it was worded, might be close to an admission on something that's really bothering him. Plenty of people nowadays are successful full-time streamers and have relationships. This would be akin to owning your own business with the time demands that requires, and a lot of people who do that also have relationships. To even bring this up suggests that streaming is straining his relationship, which might be an unintentional admission that there are problems with his relationship.

 

[thebigdream]

At this point I want to see what an accurate filled out daily planner for him and her looks like, because holy shit! There is no fucking way he's this busy with a stay-at-home wife, a housekeeper, and a driver, even with five kids. What is he doing with his time???

This is such an odd statement that, depending on how it was worded, might be close to an admission on something that's really bothering him. Plenty of people nowadays are successful full-time streamers and have relationships. This would be akin to owning your own business with the time demands that requires, and a lot of people who do that also have relationships. To even bring this up suggests that streaming is straining his relationship, which might be an unintentional admission that there are problems with his relationship.

This might be reasonable advice if he fucking did anything with the time he does have. I read it both as being an admission of his relationship troubles and an attempt at excusing himself from streaming infrequently.

 

[newuser131]

"lean into the criticism and do it more because that's how you make the spergs sperg out"

yes. that is exactly what i want. his lolcow content is better than his actual content.

lets put our cards on the table, rekieta's show/content was always a low tier 90s howard stern wantabe, originally sanitized for to a trad audience but now full boomer coomer cringe. if this were the 2000s and he had been given a national radio show, he would have been canceled within 3 months due to low ratings. he as witty retorts and some charisma but so do millions of other radio host in the nation. tbh, rekieta would be in the below average ranking of all radio hosts.

here is a critique of his actual content and him as a talk show host:

• lingers on jokes to long. when you do enough shows, you know when a joke lands and when it doesn't. even now, he still doesn't know.
• interrupts flow of conversation with a stupid joke. this always kills the momentum of a good thought by the guest.
• does not prepare for interviews. see the rittenhouse interview.
• does not ask insightful questions during interviews. it is all basic questions. specifically for guest who do the media blitz to promote a book or other projects, those guess get asked the same questions over and over again. this is where you are supposed to ask a question that no one asked (this goes back to show prep).
• comes drunk to the show. i know that is rekieta's gimmick, but when you start to slur your words, it is bad content. unless your intention is for the audience to laugh at you.
• basic boomer takes. during his "trad dad christian" gimmick, he had basic republican takes mix with internet memes. now, he had basic republican takes mix with old man degeneracy.

off the top of my head, i can think of 3 shows that i generally thought was good.

• this interview with nerdrodic. rekieta asked basic question to nerdrodic about his past drug use and his incarceration. that was generally insightful about gary (nerdrodic). but i realized, there was no other show that asked gary about his drug/prison past. so i can give rekieta credit for doing the bare minimum of questions because everyone else, who interview gary, failed at doing the bare minimum.
• the rekieta/drexel interview with a cuck. they let him tell his story and did not interrupt him, for the most part. i think the reason for the least amount of interruptions is because they were interested in the subject matter. or, as we know now, comparing notes with the cuck to better hide from his trad audience (this interview was pre mask-off coomer).
• the russell greer shows with siracha. reading the lawsuit and russell's own book, by yourself, is entertaining enough. siracha was a good co-host.

if rekieta disciplined himself, had a work ethic, and honed in on his craft, he can add to his current traits and be a better content creator. but he is not, and what we get is this wantabe howard stern. his popularity came from being a lawyer to explain basic lawsuit filings to an trad internet audience that was alienated from the rest of the leftwing media.

the saying is true, if you get there first, you win. rekieta got there first with this gimmick. lets say he got there 5th, do you really think rekieta would enjoy the success he has now?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nooooo, incel prude, Drexel did noT groom a child, we did noT go to Hedonism. You have been told many thousands of times how this is just tearing down Tiger Woods. These damn kids.

Since his kids are constantly bothering him to fulfill his fatherly obligations, does that make them his literal stalker childs?

"No, stalker child. I will NOT drive you to your soccer game. Enjoy therapy."

 

[skol]

I would give every groomer a fair chance at explaining themselves and telling the story from their perspective…

Via contacting them with ouija board after a rightful punishment.