Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
It's been talked about to death, but there's no "adult model" of ODD.

Childhood ODD transforms into Cluster B Antisocial Personality Disorder in adulthood.

In other words, criminals and sociopaths.



Yeah, but I think his point is that Nick acts like an obstinate child as an adult, as opposed to an adult sociopath.

Which probably just means he had BPD or clunical narcasism.
 
Yeah, but I think his point is that Nick acts like an obstinate child as an adult, as opposed to an adult sociopath.

Which probably just means he had BPD or clunical narcasism.
That's without factoring in that Nicky is an alcoholic and has abused stuff like "MDMA". He is definitely suffering from mental impairment, it's also possible he has regressed as well and that would change how the disorder manifests.
 
It should be noted, although the trial court didn't, that Whorley was already on probation for actual CP and subject to more stringent restrictions than an ordinary person. Such prosecutions are exceedingly rare, although the statute has never been found facially unconstitutional.

It's also likely that even in the absence of a specific "anti-loli" statute, such content could at least sometimes fall under the general federal obscenity statute under which John Little ("Max Hardcore) was also convicted even though his material featured adults merely pretending to be underage (as well as featuring fairly appalling perverse sex).

It means he's an atheist but too much of a giant gaping pussy to admit it.

Well, it kind of is (and pet peeve it is Revelation with no "s" at the end). But it's the magnificent ravings of a magnificent madman. I have read this over and over. If I want to actually sound scary I channel that shit.
Its also about willingness to prosecute, as John Little remarked when he was released from federal prison, he wasn't doing anything that Game of Thrones wasn't doing only a few years later, and i doubt we'll see that fucking midget behind bars anytime soon. Nor Paul Rudd or any other actor thats done incest scenes in films both pornographic and non-pornographic unless another Bush era jesus freak decides to fuck with white people again.

also if Jefferson wanted a book of jesus without the miracles he just had to skip a handful of passages from the book of john.
Camelot has denied any kind of relationship with "Tiny Badger" going back a few years. Even though he has confirmed she was living with him for many years because there is too much proof on that point to do anything else.

When it was suggested that it was Tiny Badger in the supposed Pippa picture taken at his house that he released, he rushed very fast to totally deny it. He claimed that Tiny Badger had moved away a while ago to another state and that the woman in the photographs was just one of the many women he trains at local gyms. That people were jumping to conclusions based on "old lies" told about camelot in some wiki. The speed of the denial combined with the bullshit story about his gym girls makes me suspect that she is still with him. But that they are keeping the relationship out of the public eye.

Camelot cannot win on this point really. If he admits the relationship, he is basically admitting to being involved with what he himself has established was an underage girl. If he tries to deny the relationship.....well there is only one kind of guy who has a platonic female roommate. And that is a gay guy.

Camelot being gay or involved with an underage girl. I could believe either or both.
maybe he tried to smash and she was repulsed?
if rekieta disciplined himself, had a work ethic, and honed in on his craft, he can add to his current traits and be a better content creator.
this is going to sound obnoxious but from what you've said and from what few clips i've seen its clear he needed an "Opie" as it were, maybe even a "Jackie" too. but he clearly needed someone to steer the ship and someone to provide the relief as well. its near impossible to do it as a one man band. Nick's whole bit was being a Dr.Drew-style authority on law. The reason he strayed into the drinking and antics is that there wasn't someone there to tell him no and he clearly hated being the straight man and wanted the carolla position instead.

If we wanted a perfect Rekieta law show it would have a ship steering host that could bully Nick into being sober and doing his job and handle the jokes or car crash sound effects so Nick wouldn't get too haughty. Of course then the question is how do you stop him from still doing his locals shit and i guess the best answer is the host would bully him on that live on air, which of course may end the whole enterprise but would lead to such a massive trashfire that it would at least be entertaining and we could divide the "good nick" and "bad nick" era well.

In terms of radio he's suffering the same way most people but especially Cumia did, Cumia also thought he could be a one man band and keep up his reputation while slowly going from his original role (funny man) to what he really wanted to be (a white trash oreilly). As nick himself described his role 2 years ago he was really good at being people's father figure, people are willing to pay big bucks for that. meanwhile perverts are a dime a dozen and they aren't getting superchat money. He's going to face some consequences for his actions when Rumble doesn't renew the contract. they 100% seem like the types to just one day stop replying to inquires and let the contract lapse without talking about renewal.
 
Didn't the 2 Girls 1 Cup guy also get prosecuted for distribution under that law in Florida?

No, the dude who made 2 girls 1 Cup is Brazilian and never had any legal trouble. Similarly, the guy who made the website also had no legal trouble.

The confusion comes from a guy in America who started producing shit porn to cash in on the phenomenon that the video spawned, and shit porn breaks American obscenity law. He argued the fascination and popularity of 2 girls 1 cup should be why he should be allowed to continue, and the court did not agree.

The media, being forever incompetent and useless, falsely reported that the 2 girls one cup creator was arrested because of that defense
 
Childhood ODD transforms into Cluster B Antisocial Personality Disorder in adulthood.
Yeah, but I think his point is that Nick acts like an obstinate child as an adult, as opposed to an adult sociopath.
I dunno man. Have you read the diagnostic criteria for ASPD lately?

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Now look at Nick. Pretty sobering, no? It's like he checks all the boxes these days.

I'm no psychiatrist though. Also Null has self-admitted to being diagnosed with ODD as a child, but I don't see the same traits in Null as an adult that I see in Rekieta. Yeah, Null famously despises authority, but the deviancy, manipulation, and dishonesty isn't really there IMO. DSM standards require multiple symptoms to be present. So we might assume ODD doesn't always transition into full blown ASPD.

It's also possible Nick was misdiagnosed with ODD, but he has actually always had ASPD. While ODD is a childhood disorder, ASPD manifests in childhood, and continues into adulthood.

That's without factoring in that Nicky is an alcoholic and has abused stuff like "MDMA". He is definitely suffering from mental impairment, it's also possible he has regressed as well and that would change how the disorder manifests.
That's why I've been loathe to try and focus in on a diagnosis for Nick this whole time. I'm not qualified to do so, and psychiatry is an extremely imperfect science. It's been an open secret in the psychiatric community for years that DSM codes are basically just billing codes.

It think it's enough to just say he's a drunken niggerfaggot.

If he has a personality disorder, it's guaranteed in his case to be co-occurring with a substance abuse disorder. That has a tendency to make diagnosis a PITA. If anybody were to try to diagnose and treat Rekieta, the very first thing they would do is tear the bottle away from him to get a more reliable baseline for what they're working with.
 
No, the dude who made 2 girls 1 Cup is Brazilian and never had any legal trouble. Similarly, the guy who made the website also had no legal trouble.

The confusion comes from a guy in America who started producing shit porn to cash in on the phenomenon that the video spawned, and shit porn breaks American obscenity law. He argued the fascination and popularity of 2 girls 1 cup should be why he should be allowed to continue, and the court did not agree.

The media, being forever incompetent and useless, falsely reported that the 2 girls one cup creator was arrested because of that defense
That's mostly true, however there was a man who was officially distributing the full version of the film out of Florida in 2006 named Danilo Simoes Croce who was given 3 years probation and a nearly six figure fine for obscenity violations specifically in relation to 2 Girls 1 Cup. Whang covers both the fake story that the media picked up as well as the Danilo Croce being fined in his video on 2 Girls 1 Cup.
 
"look at me i'll suck 5 real dicks on camera instead of the one you were lying about me sucking just to show you!". wow epic own you really got everyone.
"I was only pretending to be a pickled-brain retard coomer pervert moron."
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Nick is mining his audience for show topics.
He's borrowed another stupid lolcow trick, this time from Boogie. He'll ask what his audience wants, then tell them to go fuck themselves and do another drunken shirtless gay coomstream.
 
That's mostly true, however there was a man who was officially distributing the full version of the film out of Florida in 2006 named Danilo Simoes Croce who was given 3 years probation and a nearly six figure fine for obscenity violations specifically in relation to 2 Girls 1 Cup. Whang covers both the fake story that the media picked up as well as the Danilo Croce being fined in his video on 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Don’t tell Maddox, he’s gonna chimp out again.

No but makes sense, never saw the Croce bit, but it does seem like he wasn’t really involved with the making of the movie either
 
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To even bring this up suggests that streaming is straining his relationship, which might be an unintentional admission that there are problems with his relationship.
And I doubt it has much to do with streaming per se which leaves this lazy cunt's schedule as completely free as anyone's can be. What other "job" can you have where you can do it whenever you like, or just not do it, and get away with that?

I think it's the content of the streams, where he gets drunk off his ass and then says hateful, despicable shit about his wife. And he'll pretend he has no idea why she resents it when he's bitching for hours about how repulsive he finds her body after bearing him five children, how much he hates his kids, etc. etc.
 
That's mostly true, however there was a man who was officially distributing the full version of the film out of Florida in 2006 named Danilo Simoes Croce who was given 3 years probation and a nearly six figure fine for obscenity violations specifically in relation to 2 Girls 1 Cup. Whang covers both the fake story that the media picked up as well as the Danilo Croce being fined in his video on 2 Girls 1 Cup.
In general, it seems like Florida tries to enforce their obscenity statute more than any other state. It doesn't always work though.

There was a famous case a few years back where a guy actually got arrested and his truck impounded for having a sticker on his back window that said "I EAT ASS." The prosecutor ended up dropping that one, because everybody was making fun of of the Deputy, and the guy might have actually done some serious damage to the statute on 1A grounds if they tried to press the issue.

It's Vice, but this video is legit funny...

 
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And I doubt it has much to do with streaming per se which leaves this lazy cunt's schedule as completely free as anyone's can be. What other "job" can you have where you can do it whenever you like, or just not do it, and get away with that?

I think it's the content of the streams, where he gets drunk off his ass and then says hateful, despicable shit about his wife. And he'll pretend he has no idea why she resents it when he's bitching for hours about how repulsive he finds her body after bearing him five children, how much he hates his kids, etc. etc.
If I said the shit Nick says about his wife online, my wife would cosplay Martin Luther serving me papers and nailing them to my back.. and I wouldn’t blame her.

A normal person doesn’t shit talk their own wife AT ALL, let alone to a crowd and trying to call it a career
 
If we wanted a perfect Rekieta law show it would have a ship steering host that could bully Nick into being sober and doing his job and handle the jokes or car crash sound effects so Nick wouldn't get too haughty.
If you're going to be a Howard Stern, you need a Robin Quivers, someone who is actually solid, knows what a fuckup you are, loves you anyway, and knows how to tard wrangle you.

Of course you also have to be willing to take the guidance.
So we might assume ODD doesn't always transition into full blown ASPD.
In fact it usually doesn't, which is why we don't brand children as sociopaths even though lots of them display traits that would be considered sociopathic as an adult. I'm sometimes shocked and appalled when I look back on shit I did as a teenager.
 
He's borrowed another stupid lolcow trick, this time from Boogie. He'll ask what his audience wants, then tell them to go fuck themselves and do another drunken shirtless gay coomstream.
Maybe he's specifically asking for topics that he and Coomalot can discuss while gay and shitless? The more degenerate, the better.

Nick routinely ignored audience show topic advice even before he started nosediving. In the "before times" that was okay, because he'd usually come up with something halfway decent on his own. Ya know... back when he actually covered legal shit. However, now it just seems like an endless marathon of "Cooming with Coomalot."
 
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In fact it usually doesn't, which is why we don't brand children as sociopaths even though lots of them display traits that would be considered sociopathic as an adult. I'm sometimes shocked and appalled when I look back on shit I did as a teenager.
Same.

But I don’t think Nick is an actual.. excuse the informal term, I don’t think Nick is a congenital sociopath.

I’ve met some of them on the job over the years, and they don’t just “check the box,” they generally exhibit the listed traits in a compulsive way that’s immediately obvious. Your classic wild sociopath experiences it as like, a form of retardation rather than a collection of traits. I’m not at all confident that I’m painting the picture well, but if I tried harder it would go way, way off topic.

Anyways, while Nick could be thought of as a “small s” sociopath because you’ve seen him lie, you’ve seen him manipulate and you’ve seen him be irresponsible, I think it’s in a way that comports with being someone who grew up around money, didn’t develop a work ethic, has profound entitlement, and drinks constantly on top of it.

Nick is a man baby.
 
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I'm afraid that the "??" in that suggestion may be too spicy for even Rumble.
Nah, I think Rumble would probably allow it, but I wouldn't put it past Nick to claim that Rumble wouldn't allow it. Just to get off the subject and avoid Drexel chimping out.

I got a topic question for him and Coomalot though (set to music):


(I know it's almost an overused meme at this point, but it's soooo apropos for the both of them).

Anyways, while Nick could be thought of as a “small s” sociopath because you’ve seen him lie, you’ve seen him manipulate and you’ve seen him be irresponsible, I think it’s in a way that comports with being someone who grew up around money, didn’t develop a work ethic, has profound entitlement, and drinks constantly on top of it.
So, basically, "Affluenza?" He's Ethan Couch?

You know, Couch ended up in Mexico on the lam at one point. Maybe we're gonna end up with the ultimate Rekieta and Ethan Ralph crossover.
 
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You know, Couch ended up in Mexico on the lamb at one point. Maybe we're gonna end up with the ultimate Rekieta and Ethan Ralph crossover.
That takes some dedication to ride a lamb all the way to Mexico -- they're young, weak, and don't take direction very well. I could see trying to wrangle a sheep as your mode of transportation, but not taking direction is a lifelong trait of the ol' Ovis aries.
 
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