Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

I love when Fat tries to sound smart. It always brings out the historians and bookworms to expound upon exactly how dumb his takes are. Like a burst of gunpowder illuminating this scroll of his life. Then we get back to the most enduring reality of Pat: he is FAT (and sharts directly into his denims)

It’s been said before, but Brian the Dog in family guy is like a spot on parody of Pat.

Exactly the same kind of insufferable know it all, who is easily seen through by anyone with even a slight knowledge of the subject.
Terrible writer, but reminds everyone he has some work published.
Mostly functional alcoholic.
Virtue signals constantly.

It’s almost like Seth MacFarlane or maybe someone in the writers room is a secret Pat poster or pest.

The saddest thing about Patrick really is his unwavering self belief in his intelligence and understanding.

If he was even 10% smarter, he would realize how stupid he is.

 

[skol]

“We should’ve fought”, “We should have blown past Berlin”, “We should sack Moscow”. Surely Fatrick would display the same feeling of unison if he was delivered a mandatory army draft notice and sent to bumfuck nowhere to the front lines.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The take of "after taking Berlin, we should have taken Moscow" is primarily stupid because it would have been one of the worst times to fight the soviets.
The americans already armed them for years by that point, and they had much better military leadership than when Barbarossa started.
It could have been done at that point, primarily because America had the nuke a few months later, but it would have been a gigantic slaughter of civilians.

Anyway, what is his point? That the Russians should have been conquered and americanized like the Germans, ruining their culture and moral backbone? Does he believe that because it would have prevented millions of victims of communism, or does he just hate the Russians now, because they attacked a country that he gave not a single shit before?

 

[AN/ALR56]

The take of "after taking Berlin, we should have taken Moscow" is primarily stupid because it would have been one of the worst times to fight the soviets.
The americans already armed them for years by that point, and they had much better military leadership than when Barbarossa started.
It could have been done at that point, primarily because America had the nuke a few months later, but it would have been a gigantic slaughter of civilians.

Anyway, what is his point? That the Russians should have been conquered and americanized like the Germans, ruining their culture and moral backbone? Does he believe that because it would have prevented millions of victims of communism, or does he just hate the Russians now, because they attacked a country that he gave not a single shit before?

He forgets that:

• Northern France was mostly destroyed due to allied bombing and german scorched earth tactics, Belgium, Holland and Denmark faced starvation, as did Germany with tens of millions of refugees and soldiers held in open fields with no housing or fuel or farming available
• Britain was near bankruptcy and there were demobilization riots even before the japanese surrender, i'm sure there would be a civil war if ww3 happened during that time
• Soviets had massive shortages of manpower and food production, there were several famines up to the early 50's in eastern europe due to again it being raped and razed by the germans, despite that they had a massive mostly mechanized army that dwarfed the allies.
• US had less than 50 b-29s capable of nuclear deployment during the peak of the 1948 berlin crisis, the instant win hoi4 nuke button doesn't exist in real life.
• If the war started before August, the soviets would prop up the japanese with fuel and food and weapons, heck i'm sure some sort of deal would happen where the japs ally with mao and force the allied chinese into burma once again.
• Europe would never recover financially or demographically from this ww3, it would be black plague levels of economic and demographic destruction in less than 10 years, you'd be lucky to see France or Germany or Britain to have HDI and gdp per capita as current portugal or greece has, most of europe would be similar to vietnam or congo or someplace where most of the adults died and the young took over.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Most people assume that Mama Lynne or SFWA goons paid off Patrick's Quasi debt but recently, the following occurred to me:

There are more than enough limousine liberals out there with bigbux that capitalism gave them who would jump at the chance to "save" Pat just because he parrots their mainline lefty beliefs on Xeeter and claims his critics are all cyberNazi huwite supreme pizza Trumpers. There's also a cabal of genuine dangerhairs that would totally pool together their welfare check money to own the Nazis, and also because they know Pat has a farms thread.

Something to consider.

 

[An automatic clown]

Dan reopened his twitter. I'm not sure if this is Dan himself or a pest claiming to be Dan, appears to be a group chat

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

idk if youtube has enough bandwidth for pat's wide waistband

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like people don’t understand that Pat, from since like the mid-2000’s, has always been like this. Funsters literally dig up old posts where he child’d people, he acted like a cunt to established members of communities, and he’d have tism fits when called out.

Patrick is the definition of a redditor. He’s a dumbfuck who thinks because he read Hitchhikers Guide or some Dawkins shit that he’s a genius for reading popular sci-fi from a British pedo (I think Adams CLARKE NOT ADAMS was one of the first to go to Thailand and Laos IT WAS SRI LANKA for “tourism”) or a microbiologist showing how much he doesn’t understand religion or philosophy.
He’s a failure to launch who got coddled and that bloomed in narcissism. This shit happens to a lot of children of teachers. The parent will tell them that the school isn’t a fit for them and they’re special and it’s the school/ communities/ gov’ts problem they can’t succeed. They get into really gay politics to shield themselves from reality.

Unironically kids with sports coach parents end up doing better because at some point they get their shit rocked and either reevaluate their self-worth or become druggie losers. Some wannabe shrink is going to fuck up their kid way more than any teacher. Most fucked up kid from my Highschool was a girl with a chemistry teacher father and a counselor mother, she turned into an Ayden and this was 2009.

EDIT: Arthur C. Clarke was the British pedo sci-fi Athiest who’d rape children in Thailand. Adams was just a smug Athiest.

 

[AprilRains]

(I think Adams was one of the first to go to Thailand and Laos for “tourism”)

I'd need to see a source for that.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I looked up a source for this. It appears Patton said it privately in Austria before Berlin was captured and he was mostly upset about learning that the U. S. Army had been ordered to stand down and demobilize rather than seize as much territory as possible. It also may have been rhetorical as in "if you don't order us to stand down I could drive us to Moscow" rather than a serious strategic suggestion. He never said it publicly and it was not known until after his death.

If you're wondering about Rick's source, well, in the film this scene takes place after Berlin falls:

 

[AN/ALR56]

Most people assume that Mama Lynne or SFWA goons paid off Patrick's Quasi debt but recently, the following occurred to me:

There are more than enough limousine liberals out there with bigbux that capitalism gave them who would jump at the chance to "save" Pat just because he parrots their mainline lefty beliefs on Xeeter and claims his critics are all cyberNazi huwite supreme pizza Trumpers. There's also a cabal of genuine dangerhairs that would totally pool together their welfare check money to own the Nazis, and also because they know Pat has a farms thread.

Something to consider.

A-list actors with millions of dollars and several empty mansions couldn't bother to house the masses of homeless writers or give more than 1000$ to the union to keep the strike going, why you would think that they would give 150k for a retard to fight legal battles?

 

[Maude Snew]

A-list actors with millions of dollars and several empty mansions couldn't bother to house the masses of homeless writers or give more than 1000$ to the union to keep the strike going, why you would think that they would give 150k for a retard to fight legal battles?

Because it would be really fucking funny.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

A-list actors with millions of dollars and several empty mansions couldn't bother to house the masses of homeless writers or give more than 1000$ to the union to keep the strike going, why you would think that they would give 150k for a retard to fight legal battles?

What makes you think I was referring to A-list actors? Just my usage of the term limousine liberal? I don't think you have to literally own a limo or have billions to count as one.

And even if they weren't who I was talking about, yes they would 100% do it. Housing the homeless in their McMansions is uncomfortable and would require being exposed to why most homeless are homeless instead of the romanticized idea of the homeless.

Virtue signaling on Twitter and donating to some fake victimhood "cause" because huwhite supremacy is an average Tuesday for most of them.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I also doubt it was anybody other than Niki's mom or potentially (but less likely) the SFWA. I'd say there's a higher chance of Jackie convincing him to commit credit card fraud to pay it (and then get Gibney to pay the credit card debt Patrick incurred as a result of having to pay an illegitimate judgment)

Nobody really cares about his oinking, even his media reach is less than what a grifting tranny can do, and even those trannies are struggling to get griftbucks in their fight against a very real genocide. Virtue signalling is just signalling, most of the money gets traded around in a circle jerk, I doubt anybody would go out of their way to fund Pat when there are black lives (which matter more) at stake.

What was the vague thing he said about it not being a single person who bailed him out? It's probably a technicality tomlinson that involves some shady financials.

Plus, whoever did it would want to be able to brag about it. Nobody is going to pay off another persons debt without the opportunity to earn good boy points for it. If it was Elliot Dong Gone for example, there would already be an article out about how he paid off another person's debt which was caused by an evil harassment network.

Also I doubt Pat would want to risk being beholden to another in that way. Making the Robinsons pay it is one thing, letting a stranger? He'd be way too paranoid about it.

 

[grey area]

We're talking about a guy who will always reply to phoney text services thinking they're legitimate instead of a funster. How often does he initiate with STOP before doing the enjoy prison bit after it occurs he's been duped for the hundredth time. Pat is a fucking retard.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Not sure if this has been brought up yet, but Justin from Obscura made a post in the Zoosadists thread, trying to hire kiwis to spoon feed him evidence/research for his podcast. The interesting part of the post is this:

I'd like to get these episodes going as my next SFWA episode is tied up in some legal issues.

Did we know the SFWA were taking legal actions against him? Is Fat involved at some level? Are we looking at the genesis of the PAY JUSTIN arc?

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

It's been 3 times now that while randomly scrolling trough X i see that fucking fatty saying asinine shit and calling people stalkers. Does that fat turd have anything else to do ?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What was the vague thing he said about it not being a single person who bailed him out? It's probably a technicality tomlinson that involves some shady financials.

If Lynne had a disbursement from one of her trusts made for the purposes of paying the debt, that would be his “It wasn’t an individual, stalker” explained. I wouldn’t be surprised if Lynne insisted on paying Quasi’s lawyer directly, because Pat could never be trusted to pay off his debt even if given the money for that express purpose. Such an arrangement would also allow him to Technicality Tomlinson about how “We didn’t pay Quasi, child.”

Apart from the multiple failed TRO applications, Pat has been boring lately.

 

[Maude Snew]

Uh oh you guys Fat Rick has declared war on AI.

Talk about war pigs, cry stalker and let slip the hogs of war. Some engagement that is for 50k followers although more than his usual one or two likes.

 

[internet friend]

Uh oh you guys Fat Rick has declared war on AI.
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Talk about war pigs, cry stalker and let slip the hogs of war. Some engagement that is for 50k followers although more than his usual one or two likes.

It's true, the ai matches his writing style perfectly. I asked it to write a short story like Rick and it generated the following:

"No, aTalker, I will not write a story for you! You don't deserve my writing, I'm sorry you're so fucking stupid. Enjoy prison"