Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[JULAY]

I just wanted an excuse to say that I recently watched the second season of the Pickup Artist from VH1 (circa 2010), and not only was it extremely autistic, it was so cringe that I could not watch more than one episode in a sitting. However, it's also a hilarious product of its time and 100% worth the $1.99/episode. Some of my favorite terms were "DHV" (demonstrate higher value), "target" (woman), and "kino escalation" (gradually escalating physical touch). As in, "If Phil wanted to DHV to his targets, he would get his mouth fixed. Otherwise, he has no hope of kino escalation"

Jesus Christ, that's a more autistic approach than CWC with his attraction sign. No wonder these losers couldn't get laid, they're apparently incapable of acting like normal, well-adjusted men.

 

[LGHDR+]

This post's a couple days old but it caught my eye. That particular usage of "cold/warm" also shows up in sales lingo – if you're a landscaping company or something, "cold prospects" are ones where you just drop flyers in mailboxes, and "warm" ones are when a local business finds you by googling "landscapers near me". Or something like that. Dunno which came first, lots of PUAs draw comparisons between their tactics and sales. While PhilKat is using the a PUA-like phrasing, he might not have learned it from the PUA sphere. But he probably did. It's not worth giving these people the benefit of the doubt.

That does raise the very real possibility that Phil Sisson aka Katherine Lorelei was involved in PUA. It could explain some stuff; maybe ties in with the ex-wife he claims was abusive? I'll do some searching later, starting with his tweets.

Really? I got that telemarketing vibe.

I saw my first troon in the glory days of telemarketing in the 90's. Horrifying then, horrifying now.

It's the smell that really sticks with you. I'll never forget that first smell of...troonrot? I guess I'll go with that.

 

['Ole Dente]

Really? I got that telemarketing vibe.

I saw my first troon in the glory days of telemarketing in the 90's. Horrifying then, horrifying now.

It's the smell that really sticks with you. I'll never forget that first smell of...troonrot? I guess I'll go with that.

No shit I introduced “Troonrot” into my normie D&D campaign 3 weeks ago. I don’t think they entirely understand where it comes from but I know one thing, the fucking Paladin HATES it because it fucks with their Charisma saving throws. For a description I wrote:

“You’re a stinky boy.”

 

[LGHDR+]

No shit I introduced “Troonrot” into my normie D&D campaign 3 weeks ago. I don’t think they entirely understand where it comes from but I know one thing, the fucking Paladin HATES it because it fucks with their Charisma saving throws. For a description I wrote:

“You’re a stinky boy.”

Troonrot is now canon on both the 'farms and D&D.

Edit: Please tell me it has something to do with the undead!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

you’d see that we don‘t just pick random people off the street and create threads on them

That's what burger boiling "Kengle" thought: that KF "selects victims at random", and they just so happen to often be from "the mental health community" (as he put it).

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is all probably fine…

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Looks like Phil's innate unlikable nature and creep factor have taken effect.
I wonder if the Dong has quietly given the nod that Phil's use is at an end...

It had to happen "sooner" or later. Everyone saw it, except Phil it seems.

 

[Procrastinhater]

that fat guy who moved to Ireland

This is unironically the best and most accurate description of Lucas Roberts's insignificant ass and his complete failure in the Troon War I have seen.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

Looks like Phil's innate unlikable nature and creep factor have taken effect.
I wonder if the Dong has quietly given the nod that Phil's use is at an end...

It had to happen "sooner" or later. Everyone saw it, except Phil it seems.

Extremely online lefty activists don't think that troons can harass people, though. Many such cases. Including his boss Liz! Unless Phil Sisson has a history of documented violent harassment and rape, it doesn't count in their victim calculus. And if he did, then there'll be a bunch of handwringing about how the cops are bad, was the troon feeling upset/threatened because they're being literally genocided and might lash out due to the stress...

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

He was old, had a pretty terrible lifestyle and a high stress job. It's not shocking he had a stroke. It is extremely funny that everyone was too scared to help him when it happened.

Ya know, I am just going to say it,





I do not care he pissed his pantsuit.

 

['Ole Dente]

Troonrot is now canon on both the 'farms and D&D.

Edit: Please tell me it has something to do with the undead!

It’s a condition that’s applied after being hit by Jiangshi. They’re basically asian zombies under the control of Fong, a blind necromancer who uncontrollably shapeshifts and can only see through the eyes of his servants.

Your party sets out to repel the undead zipperhead after hearing rumors of a settlement of farmers under attack.

It was a week of poor creativity but they seem to be having fun, so i’m not gunna second guess it.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

That's what burger boiling "Kengle" thought: that KF "selects victims at random", and they just so happen to often be from "the mental health community" (as he put it).

They hate statistics. Trooning out is the chimping out of gender and sexuality. Troons are the niggers of the sex world.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Elliot is absolutely ontologically evil. He will never stop.

I've brought it up before but think it bears repeating: Elliot Fong-Jones is an example of a bad guy who doesn't see himself as the bad guy--who could never see himself as the bad guy. Imagine Elliot growing up, a little gay introverted nerd raised in a traditional Chinese-American household, a kid whose father despaired of his own life and legacy every time he glanced at his weird, effeminate cypher of a son, a pornsick loser who spends more time living in his online fantasy world than he does real life. Elliot's entire transition is and has always been an effort to integrate his beautiful idealized fantasy self with his snaggle-toothed ugly loser reality.

Any of you ever watch a TV show from the mid-10's called Mr Robot starring Rami Malek? One of the series' villains is whiterose, a trans Chinese super-hacker genius played by actor BD Wong. whiterose is the template for lizthegrey. Once you make the connection, you realize how truly pathetic Elliot Fong really is.

Not even Elliot's delusions are original.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I've brought it up before but think it bears repeating: Elliot Fong-Jones is an example of a bad guy who doesn't see himself as the bad guy--who could never see himself as the bad guy. Imagine Elliot growing up, a little gay introverted nerd raised in a traditional Chinese-American household, a kid whose father despaired of his own life and legacy every time he glanced at his weird, effeminate cypher of a son, a pornsick loser who spends more time living in his online fantasy world than he does real life. Elliot's entire transition is and has always been an effort to integrate his beautiful idealized fantasy self with his snaggle-toothed ugly loser reality.

Any of you ever watch a TV show from the mid-10's called Mr Robot starring Rami Malek? One of the series' villains is whiterose, a trans Chinese super-hacker genius played by actor BD Wong. whiterose is the template for lizthegrey. Once you make the connection, you realize how truly pathetic Elliot Fong really is.

Not even Elliot's delusions are original.

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I guess LFJ doesn't want to admit then to paraphrase Harvey Dent, he lived long enough to became the vilain.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I guess LFJ doesn't want to admit then to paraphrase Harvey Dent, he lived long enough to became the vilain.

He's always been the villain.
From when he broke his mother's heart when he broke the family tree, to him abusing his Google email to try and cover up money laundering by his friends stealing from a charity, to when he raped his co worker in Zurich, and when he started threatening and harrassing the ISP's, and the family members of people who worked for ISP's, Fong has never been anything other than a selfish, self obsessed, coom lusted deviant on a power trip.
He's an example of a person who's only concern is for their own wants and benefits, no matter how he tries to conceal his true motives behind a tissue thin screen of "altruism" Fong is selfish, self obsessed, and willing to cajole, manipulate, threaten, and rape to get his own way.
He's a fucking monster.
He's the thing people tell kids scary stories about to make them alert for deviants like him.
He's evil.

 

[Something Awful]

Any of you ever watch a TV show from the mid-10's called Mr Robot starring Rami Malek? One of the series' villains is whiterose, a trans Chinese super-hacker genius played by actor BD Wong. whiterose is the template for lizthegrey. Once you make the connection, you realize how truly pathetic Elliot Fong really is.

Not even Elliot's delusions are original.

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Umm what? Why is it the template for lizthegrey? And why would anyone need to make a connection to Mr. Robot to see that Elliot is pathetic?

If you mean the username, he's had it for a lot longer. He played some game called Puzzle Pirates as lizthegrey since 2004.

https://yppedia.puzzlepirates.com/Lizthegrey

 

[Paranoia Machine]

It’s a condition that’s applied after being hit by Jiangshi. They’re basically asian zombies under the control of Fong, a blind necromancer who uncontrollably shapeshifts and can only see through the eyes of his servants.

Your party sets out to repel the undead zipperhead after hearing rumors of a settlement of farmers under attack.

It was a week of poor creativity but they seem to be having fun, so i’m not gunna second guess it.

The use of retro racism "Zipperhead" makes me think this is a Nam or Korean War' era campaign.
Like a pulp fantasy mixed with Big Trouble In Little China. I love that.

 

[Terffals]

It’s a condition that’s applied after being hit by Jiangshi. They’re basically asian zombies under the control of Fong, a blind necromancer who uncontrollably shapeshifts and can only see through the eyes of his servants.

Your party sets out to repel the undead zipperhead after hearing rumors of a settlement of farmers under attack.

It was a week of poor creativity but they seem to be having fun, so i’m not gunna second guess it.

You somehow made me interested in D&D again, damn you. I have zero chance of finding a cool group in this liberal hellhole city.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You somehow made me interested in D&D again, damn you. I have zero chance of finding a cool group in this liberal hellhole city.

I'm sure some Kiwis would be willing to play online, since we're all losers who don't leave our mothers' basements.

 

[unrealistic expectations]

whiterose is the template for lizthegrey.

No Dong would coom so hard (if he could) at this comparison. Whiterose wields actual power in Mr Robot. Does real terrorist shit. Their similarities end with them both being delusional chink nerd troons, which is a template that fits like half of CS undergrads now.

Whiterose knew he couldn't dress up in public and maintain his position. He only girlmodes in private. Think of what you could have been if you'd kept the sissy degenerate shit to the bedroom, Elliot!

 

[Fields Of Rye]

You somehow made me interested in D&D again, damn you. I have zero chance of finding a cool group in this liberal hellhole city.

Buddy, you’ve got to learn the alt right dogwhistle for finding groups

If your a college kid, putting “literally anything other than DND” will get you a group of fucking wierdos, eventually you’ll find decent ones

I once walked in on dudes playing Nekronika, which is like post apocalyptic Toy Story but Japanese and horny and every single one of those dudes glowed in the dark.