Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Telemeter]

First, Nick’s law firm wasn’t what provided a comfortable life for his family: His parents’ and grandparents’ trust funds did that.

Nick also only went to law school in his 30's, not a lot of men with families have the funds and time off work to do a second round of college education.

Nick wasted his first go at college on some bullshit english and movie writing degree, then spent the rest of his twenties breeding his wife and working retail at a Wells Fargo branch.

While being a bank teller is not the worst job there it, it certainly does not pay enough for all those kids, a big house, a few years of getting a second college degree in something that isn't worthless in his 30s, and art auctions he's been attending for years before youtube.

He definitely had a wealthy family supporting him up until youtube came along. They probably didn't give him enough to live lavishly, but enough that he didn't have to worry about housing and paying for his children.

That's likely why middle age crisis hit him so hard, first time he has money and doesn't have to give his parents any explanation of where it all went.

 

[Maude Snew]

What the fuck do you buy off instagram? All I ever see on social media after a hit post is promos for lava lamps and dild- Oh.

Blackrechauns

 

[AnOminous]

Plenty of women bitch about their partners online.

And women who do this are cunts and whores and should be dumped. Just as should men be if they do the same thing. When you're doing this after five kids, though, you're a very special kind of piece of shit.

 

[Maraschino]

And women who do this are cunts and whores and should be dumped. Just as should men be if they do the same thing. When you're doing this after five kids, though, you're a very special kind of piece of shit.

It's even worse when the things you're bitching about are things you directly are responsible for, and then proceed to do to her almost a half dozen times. Like holy shit I've never seen someone so naturally excel at telling on themselves.

The world gets worse when women let losers nut inside them. Or have we collectively hallucinated that time Nick insists on never using condoms as well?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And women who do this are cunts and whores and should be dumped. Just as should men be if they do the same thing. When you're doing this after five kids, though, you're a very special kind of piece of shit.

You cut off the sentence that followed the one you quoted:

This fact doesn’t somehow make Nick a good guy for ripping his wife to shreds on stream.

There’s a special place in hell for people who were born into every advantage in life, including a wealthy family willing to bankroll their entire lives, and can only produce degeneracy. I sure hope there are some stable Rekieta siblings who can take the kids in if/when Nick and Kayla decide the parent LARP is stale and they want to be full-time degenerates.

 

[No Scope]

Not that this has any significant impact, but I remember him saying on stream that he worked at a Circuit City briefly. This would have been before he attended college.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

You cut off the sentence that followed the one you quoted:



There’s a special place in hell for people who were born into every advantage in life, including a wealthy family willing to bankroll their entire lives, and can only produce degeneracy. I sure hope there are some stable Rekieta siblings who can take the kids in if/when Nick and Kayla decide the parent LARP is stale and they want to be full-time degenerates.

He only has a much older sister (I doxxed her in this thread) who many specualate is his father's daughter from another relationship/marriage.

She lives in South/Central America and works/owns a fitness/yoga/spiritualist studio instructor. She had a daughter who is mid to late 20's who had coloured hair at one point.

I place my money on parents taking kids if something went south, or the wife's large and seemingly normal family.

 

[Chibitzen]

What is behind your Rackets hate?

Often you come across as a milder version of TwitterIsCancer.

Let's be real, some of us here have at least begun to sound like TiC lite at times. @feral cat #6385 however is a good kitten. They wouldn't hurt a Balldo.

Just ignore the loud hissing as they push your keyboard off the table in future. It's their version of loving tender care, I'm certain of it.

Being absolutely fair it doesn't take a mental breakdown for a romantic discussion to veer into un-objective territory. Also I would say that its a great idea to have someone you trust especially someone older to ask for advice in relationships. This doesn't mean you are venting to them but you can explain the situation and ask questions as long as it doesn't become a drawn out sob fest.

Be very careful of anyone who tries to stop you from getting advice from a trustworthy source. Absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Yes, I'd have liked to have just constrained it to "a real need for emotional support" and kept the other bits to mere simpler examples of exceptions. Unfortunately, there's people like Nick who will interpret everything under the sun as an emotional need to bitch. It's also hard to constrain it without then determining for others when emotional need actually is (which varies).

In light of this I expect that LR in the future, should the need arise for a divorce arc, to have acquired a KF account on the down low and to have begun research (and maybe anonymously bitch). Not that Nick certainly doesn't regularly have the thread open on his screen anyway. Feel free to take a picture of what that looks like and leave it for us in the thread in the future, LR!

I'm mostly being facetious about a potential divorce strategy, though that would be fucking funny as hell.

 

[Shagedan]

Blackrechauns
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There's EBT at the end of his pride flag rainbow

 

[AnOminous]

Let's be real, some of us here have at least begun to sound like TiC light at times. @feral cat #6385 however is a good kitten. They wouldn't hurt a Balldo.

TiC wasn't banned for fanatically hating or even A-Logging Nick, but for actually fucking with his business.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

One point that keeps getting skipped over, unintentionally I’m sure, is that Kayla’s wrecked body did not produce five children. She bore the man eight children, three of which are angel babies. It’s bad enough what Nick said on the surface, but if you know the lore about their kids, that’s why it’s such a hammer to the soul. Maybe it’s amplified because I had complications myself. The pain a (normal) woman has after the loss of a child is inestimable. They’re always going to be a part of you, no matter when you lost them or how. Your body houses what’s left of your baby. A husband should not be making a mockery of that body, and the broken heart it holds.

Also, quit committing noodle genocide against my people when you have your bitch sessions, Nick. Go eat some store-bought boiled eggs again so you can huff more of your farts.

I’m sure I earned a hat, don’t care.

 

[Terrorist]

But I don’t think Nick is an actual.. excuse the informal term, I don’t think Nick is a congenital sociopath.

The notion of being a 3edgy5me tortured dark triad sigma male like Walter White or Tony Soprano would probably appeal to Nick...but at the end of the day, I think he's just a spoiled douchebag with more publicity than most.

Dick's fiercely and earnestly defended the concept of MAPs (Minor Attracted Persons - it's worth spelling that out) as being an acceptable diagnosis so that they can get help BEFORE abusing kids.

"Virtuous Pedophiles" barely discuss this supposed agenda of harm reduction at all. If you've ever argued with one, it becomes very apparent that what they actually care about is (1) legal CSAM, (2) abolishing the AoC and (3) clemency for offending pedophiles. It's all bad faith bullshit put forth by predators who want a doctor's note to excuse raping kids. Very concerning that someone with 5 children would entertain such nonsense from people like Juju and Vito.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She bore the man eight children, three of which are angel babies. It’s bad enough what Nick said on the surface, but if you know the lore about their kids, that’s why it’s such a hammer to the soul.

It would be vile and inexcusable even if all of their children had survived. One does not merely stumble into this callous territory because of alcohol. The drink merely makes it easier to see who Nick has been all this time.

 

[Neetorino]

It would be vile and inexcusable even if all of their children had survived. One does not merely stumble into this callous territory because of alcohol. The drink merely makes it easier to see who Nick has been all this time.

Yeah it's genuinely disheartening to see how much of a piece of shit he is about his kids after all this time of him being the "ultra family man" type. Like for someone who claims to love his wife and kids, he sure hates spending time with them and loathes how the kids "fucked up" his wife.

Also, as a tangent, I remember someone saying Nick would be covering this as well, so where is he? Did he have too late of a bender again and is now sleeping through the content?

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick believes in freeze peach. He cannot lose or apologize becuase that would be a bad precedent. Kurt asked if he wouls retract, but he won't. He believes it. This is part of his principles. People on the internet want him to compromise his principles, but he won't. If he gives up on this, he will get sued many times after.

Oh, this is SUCH bullshit.

He's not backing down because his hubris won't allow him to admit that he was WRONG. He also damn well knows that actual defamation is not protected under free speech.

Give me a break.

Thr GFM was not needed or begging; people asked. He will pay it all himself.

Here comes the cope on Monty beating him out in money raised.

The GFM was a bust because more and more people rightfully see him as a drunken niggerfaggot and not the free speech warrior he wants to portray himself. Make no mistake, he was absolutely banking on it doing a lot better than it actually did. What was supposed to be a grift is now a financial nightmare.

His dishonesty and manipulation is nothing sort of infuriating at times.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I can edit the OP tomorrow. Got no internet data for the next 12 hours.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

TiC wasn't banned for fanatically hating or even A-Logging Nick, but for actually fucking with his business.

Don't pozload my neghole.

Yeah it's genuinely disheartening to see how much of a piece of shit he is about his kids after all this time of him being the "ultra family man" type. Like for someone who claims to love his wife and kids, he sure hates spending time with them and loathes how the kids "fucked up" his wife.

Also, as a tangent, I remember someone saying Nick would be covering this as well, so where is he? Did he have too late of a bender again and is now sleeping through the content?

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He said covering the sentencing would be interesting becuase the rumour was Taylor might testify.

 

[feral cat #6385]

For the people they work on, the atypical antipsychotics are nothing short of miraculous. I've seen them turn people who were basically gibbering vegetables into mostly functional. Similarly, bipolar meds. That said, benzos are a fucking curse on humanity.

I also wouldn't blame psychiatry on self-diagnosed assholes like Nickhole. I seriously doubt he has ever been diagnosed with half the bullshit he claims.

I admit I'm a bit jaded on the topic. I've been around too many people who attempt to justify their shitty behavior on having a self-diagnosed or otherwise mental health issue.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

"Virtuous Pedophiles" barely discuss this supposed agenda of harm reduction at all. If you've ever argued with one, it becomes very apparent that what they actually care about is (1) legal CSAM, (2) abolishing the AoC and (3) clemency for offending pedophiles. It's all bad faith bullshit put forth by predators who want a doctor's note to excuse raping kids.

This is absolutely accurate. The correct response to someone openly admitting to being sexually attracted to children is to put them up against the wall and blow their brains out, at the earliest opportunity presented.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

TiC wasn't banned for fanatically hating or even A-Logging Nick, but for actually fucking with his business.

I think technically Null banned him in the end for posting that Nick and/or EVS were paying him thousands to noseguard on their behalf.

Nick had great blood work. He was only low on Vitamin D. He was given a supplement. He is surprised his health is that good for his diet and lifestyle. His liver is fine.

Interesting.

So bloodwork can only assess what specific indices are ordered.

Spoiler: Screening sperging

Basic screening bloodwork for someone of Nick's age would be pretty limited as for as evidence goes - the only things with any indication would be a diabetes screen with a HbA1c and a cholesterol profile.

Vitamin D as a lab test remains trendy. There's an argument to be made that everyone in northern latitudes should just be on a daily supplement for life anyway and to not bother testing because everyone is low, especially in Minnesota. Low Vitamin D doesn't really mean much anyway besides future bone health and perhaps as a canary-in-the-coal-mine for general infirmity.

Otherwise, there's just not that much screening bloodwork indicated in your average early 40 year old male.

Next sorts of things would probably be STI screening, but this is often skipped in married men.

Nick's a little too young for screening for prostate stuff with PSA, and the test is mostly useless anyway.

My experience is that US docs order a lot more "screening" bloodwork for healthy patients than elsewhere, often ticking off all the boxes on the form willy-nilly. So it's possible he had routine things checked like his cell counts, his thyroid, his kidney function, his electrolytes, his iron/B12 etc.

Finally, we come down to his liver. A lot of this comes down to his self-reporting on his drinking to his doc and what his MD (or chiropractor) suspects.

There isn't really a "liver test". There's about 7 of them at least.

- ALT
- AST
- ALP
- GGT
- Albumin
- INR
- Bilirubin

None of these are screening tests. They all test different components of liver function in roundabout ways (ie ALT/AST elevate with liver inflammation, INR is a measure of coagulation and the liver's ability to make clotting factors, bilirubin is a measure of jaundice, etc).

In general, the only one typically ordered randomly is ALT. I would've expected Nick's liver to be distressed enough to at least show SOME elevation, but it's also not the most sensitive test.

If he self-reported his drinking or the clinician suspected it, they would've added a GGT because this enzyme is the most sensitive for liver inflammation from recent alcohol use.

If his clinician suspects Nick is drinking as much as he is, they also probably screened him for Hep B and C to rule out other things that will hasten the cirrhosis.