Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
The gall to claim you have principles while falsely accusing someone of being a pedophile with absolutely zero proof to back it up. This uncut copium is too pure.
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No, he got banned after he claimed, in the Comicsgate thread, that Ethan Van Sciver was paying off Null to keep the Farms down to protect a CG thot. :lol:
That was the terminal incident but he was well on his way anyway. That's the kind of "banned for pissing off nool" thing that usually lasts a week at most if the person isn't otherwise a huge fuckup.
The gall to claim you have principles while falsely accusing someone of being a pedophile with absolutely zero proof to back it up. This uncut copium is too pure.
Lmao "clearly fucking frivolous." No, Balldo Man, it's clearly fucking defamatory per se to accuse someone explicitly of the obviously criminal sexual act of performing fellatio on male children.
 
- Implied that another couple (who had been an arranged marriage) tried to swing with him and Kayla
How does this keep happening to him? He is absolutely surrounded by people assailing his marriage and assuming he would whore out his wife, and all he seems to muster is a bemused feeling of flattery. That’s not normal. If a couple friend asked if they could fuck my spouse I would be disgusted and horrified and at the very least never speak to them again. He just keeps finding himself in a position to politely decline with many thanks for the compliment.

They seek this out as some form of entertainment and ego boost. Going to a gay bar to get chatted up and have lesbians hit on Kayla for your birthday? Attending swingers resorts to mingle among swingers while maintaining monogamy? They’re doing an awful lot of window shopping for a “happily monogamous” couple.

Nick has only seemed offended when people who don’t like him call Kayla “our wife”, and make a mockery out of cucking him. It’s only upsetting when he’s made a fool and not a cool guy with a hot wife.
 
Nick's new comments about the case are completely disingenuous. I very much doubt he even believes any the stuff he is saying at this point. At around 4:40 in the elissa clip, he talks as if he still expects to win an easy SLAPP judgement against Monty. He actually talks about Monty eventually having a judgement lingering over him forever.

By the way he was talking, I think he is down to figuring he can win on the matter of Monty having to prove actual malice. (He is assuming that judge will declare everyone public figures). He seems to think that his unshakable belief in the truth of what he said will protect him. But he probably should think twice about that and maybe review all the things he has said about Monty and his own motives on streams over just about a year now, that stream where he point by point answered the complaint and also just how difficult any deposition or trail testimony is going to be for him due to all of the things he has said. He might also want to think about that whole "reckless disregard for the truth" aspect of malice.
 
They seek this out as some form of entertainment and ego boost. Going to a gay bar to get chatted up and have lesbians hit on Kayla for your birthday? Attending swingers resorts to mingle among swingers while maintaining monogamy? They’re doing an awful lot of window shopping for a “happily monogamous” couple.
I have a few gay friends and they're generally incredibly annoyed by straight people who do this cocktease shit. It's obnoxious. It's. . .oh my gosh. . .cultural appropriation even.

Don't go to a goddamn gay bar unless you're gay and want to do gay stuff.
 
I have a few gay friends
Sounds pretty gay. 🌈

But yeah, I'd be annoyed if a homo was trolling for play amongst the heteros, only to be like, LULZ.

Also, I don't think Nick has strong enough convictions to even have a sexuality at this point, other than maybe balldo-sexual.
 
For interested parties: What Drexel doesn't want for Nick and ?

Found the stream where Drexel said he didn't want this lifestyle for Nick and... someone. To those who were comforted by this, well, I don't know what to say. It sounds like a defense by way of admission.

This is in late June 2019 in the context of Drexel proving how good of a guy he is and why Nick can trust him with his wife and kids and how Drexel doesn't mess with people he knows (which is a demonstrable lie).

Drexel tells Nick about how someone close to him, "closer to [him] than [he] knows" for added emphasis, so much so that they will have to have a talk about it after the stream, approached him expressing disappointment in her marriage. He told her to do whatever it takes to fix her marriage and not "come to clown world" where she will get used up and become a single mom.

"I don't want that for her, I don't want that for-for you, you know, uh, cuz we know her."

Chat was slow, but then sees a substantial increase because it sounds like Drexel outed Kayla on stream to prove he was a good guy who could be trusted with her.



This is similar to how Drexel threw Nick under the bus to defend himself last year (before Nick's public embrace of the coom). It seems that Drexel can't just can't help telling on the Rekieta's to make himself look good.

 
So bloodwork can only assess what specific indices are ordered.
He did mention his thyroid was fine. 'My doctor, an Asian female, wanted to give me a thyroid hand job, it was that good'..

I am not sure that he is purposefully being deceptive. I am more inclined to think that he genuinely does not understand the medical nuances, woth his disdain for modern medicine. He has some kind of Dunning-Kruger going on.

I will be working on getting an archive of his Nashville show once I figure out how to rip it down.
 
'I just want this case to be over'

My brother in Christ you literally did this to yourself.
And he could likely extricate himself anytime he wanted. It would likely mean quietly paying Monty some undisclosed sum, but he could put it all behind him and move on if he really wanted to.

He won't because ego. Time to write another check to Randazza! When you're Nick Rekieta, you never admit you are wrong, no matter the cost.

This isn't about free speech and never has been. It's all about his gigantic ego.
 
has nick ever mentioned having liability insurance for broadcasting and defamation claims? ive never heard him talk about it but i've heard a few other people talk about it; coffeezill and a guy who exposes multi-level marketing pyramid scammers. surely he knows about it and considered it because of all of the shit he directs at people. would be interesting if he had that on top of his fundraiser.
 
How does this keep happening to him? He is absolutely surrounded by people assailing his marriage and assuming he would whore out his wife, and all he seems to muster is a bemused feeling of flattery. That’s not normal. If a couple friend asked if they could fuck my spouse I would be disgusted and horrified and at the very least never speak to them again. He just keeps finding himself in a position to politely decline with many thanks for the compliment.

They seek this out as some form of entertainment and ego boost. Going to a gay bar to get chatted up and have lesbians hit on Kayla for your birthday? Attending swingers resorts to mingle among swingers while maintaining monogamy? They’re doing an awful lot of window shopping for a “happily monogamous” couple.
The stories about Nick and Kayla going out somewhere and people trying to pick them up have become a trope at this stage. I legitimately do not understand how he doesn't understand it sounds fucking weird. He mentioned it last week too on the same show where he held court about how he didn't NEED sex toys, he just thought they were hilarious. I didn't clip it because of how derivative it was of previous stories, but even people in his chat were starting to question it.

For interested parties: What Drexel doesn't want for Nick and ?

Found the stream where Drexel said he didn't want this lifestyle for Nick and... someone. To those who were comforted by this, well, I don't know what to say. It sounds like a defense by way of admission.

This is in late June 2019 in the context of Drexel proving how good of a guy he is and why Nick can trust him with his wife and kids and how Drexel doesn't mess with people he knows (which is a demonstrable lie).

Drexel tells Nick about how someone close to him, "closer to [him] than [he] knows" for added emphasis, so much so that they will have to have a talk about it after the stream, approached him expressing disappointment in her marriage. He told her to do whatever it takes to fix her marriage and not "come to clown world" where she will get used up and become a single mom.

"I don't want that for her, I don't want that for-for you, you know, uh, cuz we know her."

Chat was slow, but then sees a substantial increase because it sounds like Drexel outed Kayla on stream to prove he was a good guy who could be trusted with her.
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What a find.

He even implies that he could have gotten with this mystery woman if he wasn't such a gentleman.

Literal LOL. Absolutely amazing find.
 
What kind of lawyer can nick hire at this stage? A case that is already on appeals and is on a ridiculous argument about jurisdiction?
I would assume that he wants to stick his local counsel (Matt Kezhaya) with this mess. As far as I can tell, Kezhaya is only a tier or so above Rekieta himself in legal skill...

He could also take this whole thing full circle and go pro se.
 
What kind of lawyer can nick hire at this stage? A case that is already on appeals and is on a ridiculous argument about jurisdiction?
Honestly, somebody who would sit down with Schneider and try to hammer out an out-of-court settlement. Something Nick seems adamant he doesn't want to do. Again, egotistical maniac who can never be wrong. NEVER.

Randazza is there to try and get Colorado anti-SLAPP applied. If that fails, I think Nick might be in some serious shit. Monty's IIED claim should be tossed (he can't seem to prove any of it), but Nick genuinely did a fucky-wucky oopsie doodle when he said what he said about Monty. It wasn't phrased as an opinion, and he's quadrupled down on it now.

Honestly, even if Nick wins his appeal, I think Monty has already managed to do a significant amount of damage to him. Nick's out more money than most Americans make in a year, and his reputation has taken a gigantic hit. He's visibly turned his back on all the principles he espoused during the Vic Mignonia case all so that he could "win" a gay Internet argument against a weirdo he should have just ignored.
 
Nick's out more money than most Americans make in a year
Didn't Randazza mention early this year that he had a freeze peach case that already costed the client over 100k? Think it was March or April. If he was talking about Rekieta. It wouldn't surprise me that he's going to be pissing away at the very least $250,000 by the end of the trial, as long as it doesn't get dismissed. Along with whatever the settlement is going to be. That is over half a decade worth of wages for the average American.
 
'I just want this case to be over'

My brother in Christ you literally did this to yourself.
Incredibly easy case to avoid by not being a complete retard, and the apology could have been generic corporate speak about being misinformed or fed bad information most likely. Instead he hired a retardedly expensive celebrity lawyer and doubled down on every turn on something that's incredibly retarded.

Now he's going to need to print another "Damn it Nick, we lost the case again." shirt.

Didn't Randazza mention early this year that he had a freeze peach case that already costed the client over 100k? Think it was March or April. If he was talking about Rekieta. It wouldn't surprise me that he's going to be pissing away at the very least $250,000 by the end of the trial, as long as it doesn't get dismissed. Along with whatever the settlement is going to be. That is over half a decade worth of wages for the average American.
He said more than that in regards to who the client was and it was Nick one hundred percent. The only thing Randazza changed though was that he said Nick called Monty a retard, omitting the pedophilia accusations.
 
has nick ever mentioned having liability insurance for broadcasting and defamation claims?
You can actually have this as a rider on a homeowner's insurance policy.

They're generally not interested in covering it if your whole public face is deliberately defaming people while daring them to sue you though. That's some retard shit. That's like claiming your car insurance should cover you going around deliberately running over children.
 
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