Your objective is simple, lads: Tonight, I’m going to get some of-age, consensual ‘tang.
Gentlemen, how many times have we lied about being into horoscopes? About appreciating their qualities as a person? About calling them in the morning? It’s a rhetorical question, we have all lied. All in the pursuit of pussy, and if you tell me you haven’t, you’re a goddamn liar. We lie to THEM, let’s have some goddamn respect for each other. In the grand scheme of things, lying to them about being a gay and being into them is just a drop in the bucket.
Is it morally justified at that point? Sure, in my mind it is, but just in case you require some extra convincing, think about this; These people are the people who cancel your friends over X. These are the people who want your kids to be chemically castrated, they hate white people, they hate you and they largely want to see the fall of Capitalism and western civilization. These people are not your friends, they would use you in a second for a dopamine hit, so why not use them for a couple of hours? Fuck these people and also fuck these people. Totally morally ethical to trick dumb dumbs who hate you and want you jobless.
I’ve seen some fair criticisms. “They’re mentally ill, that is immoral.” My rebuttal is this: All women are mentally ill. All of them, your sister, your mom, your fuckin’ crinkly old nana, that girl you dated in Grade 11 that you still think about sometimes, every goddamn one of them. That’s not to say we should treat them with any less respect or reverence, but keep in mind that it’s again just a drop in the bucket. If you date women, you date mentally ill people.
Edit: I'm seeing a lot of Dumb but I'm not seeing a lot of convincing arguments otherwise you fuckin' half a fags