Dramacow Earl Dube / EarlDube93 / The White Bowser - Aspie Weeb. "My doctor said I'm not a pedophile".

He definitely is a fucking retard, but what makes him even more of a shitty person is that he’s just smart enough to understand all the fucked up things he does, and continues to do them anyway. He is too retarded to be even a decent liar though.
My thoughts exactly sure to the average person he's heavily retarded however when out of sight he's still capable enough to gather children as young as 12 into his grooming discords. Which is absolutely disgusting and horrifying.
 
I was gone for 2 days. Fucking Hell, so much as happened.

We're out of PG (fuckin' yippee!), Earl is being a complete fucking scumbag to his SA victim, he's making potentially veiled threats (the whole "see me on the TV" thing), his case reports and voicemails have been leaked.

The shitstorm never fucking ends with this madman.
 
My thoughts exactly sure to the average person he's heavily retarded however when out of sight he's still capable enough to gather children as young as 12 into his grooming discords. Which is absolutely disgusting and horrifying.
Him believing he’s smarter than everyone else doesn’t help him either. The dumb fuck always thinks he’s being slick but in reality he just keeps digging himself in deeper and deeper. It’s pretty amusing watching him try to climb out of this mess he created
 
I rated your post winrar instead of agree because I totally agree times a thousand!

This is why Smug Earl is so amusing. When he is maliciously smug, he thinks he is so clever when in reality he is so fucking stupid while fucking himself over more and more and it’s SO much fun to watch!

Also, ive noticed some people online say what they want him for bowsah is to totally stay off the internet and I totally understand why. My version would be if I was like his probation officer or his mom (or anyone with authority over his internet access), is that I would block not just any website or platform with minors on it, but every single place on the internet EXCEPT places that mock him! So the only website’s that would be white listed would he his thread, the white bowser reddit, and youtube channels like kiwi’s, smokey’s, and cow wrangler’s. Everywhere else including earldube93.com would be blocked
 
I would block not just any website or platform with minors on it, but every single place on the internet EXCEPT places that mock him! So the only website’s that would be white listed would he his thread, the white bowser reddit, and youtube channels like kiwi’s, smokey’s, and cow wrangler’s. Everywhere else including earldube93.com would be blocked
Yea, maybe this is the treatment he needs
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Also, ive noticed some people online say what they want him for bowsah is to totally stay off the internet and I totally understand why.
At risk of sounding like a total fag I personally wouldn't want Earl to stay off the internet, now I wouldn't want him unsupervised (we all know the horrors that'd occur if that happened) I want shitloads of eyes on him just to constantly poke and prod him it would make phenomenal entertainment hell let him make his shitty videos he'd probably end up even more like chris.
 
At risk of sounding like a total fag I personally wouldn't want Earl to stay off the internet, now I wouldn't want him unsupervised (we all know the horrors that'd occur if that happened) I want shitloads of eyes on him just to constantly poke and prod him it would make phenomenal entertainment hell let him make his shitty videos he'd probably end up even more like chris.
Dube Dooby Doobie needs to be monitored 24/7 when he's on the innernet so he can't groom kids.

Where's the police squadron that he claims makes routine patrols around his house? If only they were constantly monitoring his internet activity like the NSA agents behind all our webcams.
 
At risk of sounding like a total fag I personally wouldn't want Earl to stay off the internet, now I wouldn't want him unsupervised (we all know the horrors that'd occur if that happened) I want shitloads of eyes on him just to constantly poke and prod him it would make phenomenal entertainment hell let him make his shitty videos he'd probably end up even more like chris.
Bring back mental asylums en masse and install live camera feeds to pay for them. That's how we truly MAGA
 
Bring back mental asylums en masse and install live camera feeds to pay for them. That's how we truly MAGA

I agree completely but with one exception….

I think for the best interest of such psychiatric institutions is that in addition to live cameras they also need the ability to have speakers for TTS donations, fish tank style!

So for example, let’s say Bowsah is in his padded retard room at Henry Ford. I think it would be in the best of interest for a speaker to be in the room so that while Earl is eating is world famous Henry Ford psych ward chicken for him to receive a TTS donation in the voice of SmokeyMcC saying “You awe a Pwedetah!”
 
I agree completely but with one exception….

I think for the best interest of such psychiatric institutions is that in addition to live cameras they also need the ability to have speakers for TTS donations, fish tank style!

So for example, let’s say Bowsah is in his padded retard room at Henry Ford. I think it would be in the best of interest for a speaker to be in the room so that while Earl is eating is world famous Henry Ford psych ward chicken for him to receive a TTS donation in the voice of SmokeyMcC saying “You awe a Pwedetah!”
let us buy things like fishtank, too

Earl needs more ceiling fans
 
So, as others know the last few weeks have been pretty bad with how much shit, and one of my methods of detoxing this shit from my system is AI covers. I made an Earl Bot but then the laugh tales server shit dropped and every time I tried to use it I just got depressing mixing doing that with archiving shit.

The thread getting made public was a massive morale boost and I spent a few hours after work today making this. Enjoy you glorious bastards.

Holy shit this is dope!
 
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