Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[make_it_so]

Someone needs to make a gif like this but it's BossmanJack
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Needs to be either keno or RIP City instead of regular slots.

 

[Relinquish]

He just announced on his Discord that he’s going live on Kick. FINALLY

 

[Lainey09]

He just announced on his Discord that he’s going live on Kick. FINALLY

We are so back.

 

[Z-Barr's Back Nuts]

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Bossman is free from Aly's shackles. I pray for Austin that he's gonna get a real job, a new car, and a loyal woman.

I'm sure he broke up with her out of chivalry and she didn't break up with him conveniently after he lost his Stake sponsorship.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I'm sure he broke up with her out of chivalry and she didn't break up with him conveniently after he lost his Stake sponsorship.

He will get the last laugh though. Now she won't be able to ride around in his 2010 civic... that he's saving up for.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

i just found out bossman jack is has an ironman account in osrs, truly a savage

 

[Kyle Larson]

This was a ratpost that cracked me up, had to be quick on the screenshot for this one

 

[Kees H]

As promised in the Keno Kasino chat, this is the stream he started ~23:00 EST yesterday. I was too tired (especially after his Counter-Strike 2 session) to get it uploaded straight away, apologies frens.

It's approx half an hour long after I've cut out 10 mins of complete silence and his faggy friends talking about Counter-Strike 2. After he gets felted, he plays Counter-Strike 2 with his friends and he completely sucks shit at it, which is hilarious. It was the hardest 8 mins of video game livestreaming I've watched since DSP. At the end he discovers a FUCKING RAT gambling with 150 bucks in his call, sharing his screen. The RAT gets called out for not supporting BossmanJack, and the call ends with one of his faggy friends playing Rust, while BossmanJack leaves the call fully defeated in both gambling and Counter-Strike 2:

This is the stream he completed approx 30 mins ago on Discord, he gets almost felted on Keno, to win a bit on Keno, to get felted on some gay ass alien slot. This stream is approx 20 mins long. I've left in the silence as there was literally NO ONE responding to him after he got felted and he left in full defeat:

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

That being said, the game with the best odds in the casino that you can play at-will is anything PVP, usually Texas Hold'em. Since you're not playing against the house, there is no house edge. The only rub is the house takes a rake so as not to lose money hosting the tables.
But in my opinion the absolute best bang for your buck is to enter a Texas Hold'em tournament with zero to one re-buys. You pay a flat fee to enter the tournament and are given certain amount of chips. If re-buys are allowed, you can pay an additional fee when you're felted that grants another certain amount of chips. If you get felted again, you're out. If you made it far enough, you'll win prize money.

I would love to see him play poker. Raging, or "tilting" as it's called in the poker community, is very common and successful players often do meditation and exercises to calm themselves down. Tilting happens when you actually know the game and what your odds were, so for example you could be upset when you lost a hand that you were supposed to win 90% of the time. However, there's a level of rage beyond tilting when people like BMJ apply their faulty gambler logic and lose big in situations where they were never favored to win. Modern poker sites even have features that let players taunt or mock each other for bad plays and raging.

I assume that most people don't know much about poker, so below are some highlights. Keep in mind that these people are successful poker players with decades of experience. Phil Hellmuth has been the poker community's lolcow for more than 30 years.

 

[Lainey09]

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This was a ratpost that cracked me up, had to be quick on the screenshot for this one

What a Good Samaritan lol.

 

[Barsik]

It's 100% rigged, beyond the normal house edge I mean for large streamers. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if the likes of Trainwreck and Roshtein have a button to guarantee huge wins.

I've never watched Roshtein but Train got fleeced for millions on stream every time so doubt he had this button because I'd hate to see what it would look like with even worse odds

 

[Lainey09]

I'm sure he broke up with her out of chivalry and she didn't break up with him conveniently after he lost his Stake sponsorship.

When he gets a new sponsorship maybe she will magically reappear.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

He showed off a convo with his Stake rep while streaming on Discord


In the convo he talks about Keno being rigged on Stake. He, of course, was on Stake to play Keno while showing this chat off. Won fat too. From 20 something dollar to 300

He gave some of the 300 away and I think everyone can guess where the rest went

Got another 15 buck juicer which he turned into 70 bucks and then lost it all again

 

[Lainey09]

He showed of a convo with his Stake rep while streaming on Discord
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I’m sure this will help him get his sponsorship back lol.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

He showed of a convo with his Stake rep while streaming on Discord
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In the convo he talks about Keno being rigged on Stake. He, of course, was on Stake to play Keno while showing this chat off

Holy shit dude, this is less trying to catch flies with vinegar, and more like trying to catch them with ipecac.

 

[Lt. Jim Dangle]

In the convo he talks about Keno being rigged on Stake. He, of course, was on Stake to play Keno while showing this chat off. Won fat too. From 20 something dollar to 300

It's shocking how often he says "I'll stop after this one" and then keeps going on and on, saying it every time. That's a window into addiction in its most distilled form

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

One of his mods/juicers got up to 440 bucks from a 4 something dollar depo. He sent 100 dollars to BMJ. The juicer lost the remaining 340 bucks not 2 minutes later and Austin had to send most of the juice back

He's beefing with another retarded Runescape Kick streamer. Starts sperging in his chat and trying to get him banned

 

[Relinquish]

I looked this guy up and it seems like he’s just some Runescape streamer. No clue what happened between them

 

[Lainey09]

One of his mods/juicers got up to 440 bucks from a 4 something dollar depo. He sent 100 dollars to BMJ. The juicer lost the remaining 340 bucks not 2 minutes later and Austin had to send most of the juice back
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Some days you lose it all in gambling. Austin loses it all multiple times in a day

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I looked this guy up and it seems like he’s just some Runescape streamer. No clue what happened between them

Least obvious Discord raid.

 

[Collections Agent]

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I looked this guy up and it seems like he’s just some Runescape streamer. No clue what happened between them

Yooooo that's not a random rat, he was /friends/ with that guy iirc and he's a pretty consistent and friendly viewer to him. TerriblePKer = Terri, if you've ever heard him say "What's Up Terry?" I'm pretty sure that's who he was talking to.

What the fuck happened lol