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How long until Food Market lady or Otaku King gets their own page on the Cwcki? Right now they’re the main characters of this new saga and we know dick about them besides both being the biggest White Knights since Rocky Shoemaker
 
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Die Oberste Direktive said:
Let this be a lesson to incels.
1. Stay off the Internet
2. Have a hobby
3. Approach women with confidence
And last but certainly not least:
4. Lower your standards
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Lower your standards? Even if she's 100% a retard the mystery woman is dating down. Shoot for the moon guys.
 
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Crusty Old Sock said:
Lower your standards? Even if she's 100% a retard the mystery woman is dating down. Shoot for the moon guys.
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It was more in reference to the fact most incels won't date women that are in the same league as themselves and only want tradcath nympho-yet-still-virginal teenage 10/10s, but you are correct. Chris is punching up on this one.
 
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Die Oberste Direktive said:
It was more in reference to the fact most incels won't date women that are in the same league as themselves and only want tradcath nympho-yet-still-virginal teenage 10/10s, but you are correct. Chris is punching up on this one.
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Chris would be outside of his leauge if he banged a watermelon with corn silk for hair.
 
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So here we are another dead end all cause gateway or heilburg or whoever has tried to deny chris internet accsess. The most we've gotten out this are sparsely apart sightings out shopping and a few posts on social media. Well it's almost a new month, and we may get a new public sighting. Frankly I just wonder of Chris will ever live up to his promise to return to the internet so long as he's got gateway holding his leash and telling him no he can't do much beyond likes and follows.
 
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So here we are another dead end all cause gateway or heilburg or whoever has tried to deny chris internet accsess. The most we've gotten out this are sparsely apart sightings out shopping and a few posts on social media. Well it's almost a new month, and we may get a new public sighting. Frankly I just wonder of Chris will ever live up to his promise to return to the internet so long as he's got gateway holding his leash and telling him no he can't do much beyond likes and follows.
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The only thing of note remaining(unless he rapes somebody again) is the inevitable Homelesschu Saga, but even then who knows if the state will even let that happen.
Hot take, but going after Idea Guys so hard was a big mistake. Their content was actually interesting, and as far as I recall it didn't actually harm anyone, unless you count the CWCville Nazi Invasion and it's consequences. Once they were taken care of, people started leaning too hard in the other direction and made entire trollshielding circlejerk discord servers to protect him from anymore harm. They were the good guys, after all!
And then one of the "good guys" turned out to be Isabella Janke, and that led to absolute dark hole of content after the dimensional merge. The only reason it was bearable was due to the sonichu demon jumping onto the Gunt and the Year of the Chud. Now?
Well, I will say that Chris turning into a "mainstream cow" had the exact consequences many people feared it would have. C'est la vie
 
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A Grey Cat said:
So here we are another dead end all cause gateway or heilburg or whoever has tried to deny chris internet accsess. The most we've gotten out this are sparsely apart sightings out shopping and a few posts on social media. Well it's almost a new month, and we may get a new public sighting. Frankly I just wonder of Chris will ever live up to his promise to return to the internet so long as he's got gateway holding his leash and telling him no he can't do much beyond likes and follows.
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Yeah I'm getting impatient. I'm 100% sure Chris will return to the internet though. It might be tomorrow, or it might be in 3 months, but I think Chris will get bored to death without the internet sooner or later. No gal pal can stop it, nothing short of threatening Chris to go to prison if he returns will keep him away, and we know that has not happened. And as you said he did say he would return, after all Chris still has his grand purpose of spreading the message of the Merge to us mere mortals.
 
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Yeah I'm getting impatient. I'm 100% sure Chris will return to the internet though. It might be tomorrow, or it might be in 3 months, but I think Chris will get bored to death without the internet sooner or later. No gal pal can stop it, nothing short of threatening Chris to go to prison if he returns will keep him away, and we know that has not happened. And as you said he did say he would return, after all Chris still has his grand purpose of spreading the message of the Merge to us mere mortals.
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Im really curious what the rules are about him being limited from the internet, is it an actual rule he has to follow after his release? Or is it just the people around him have made him realise the internet is fucking with his mental health and advised him to take time away from it.

He’s said he’ll be back, and he does have internet access so what’s really limiting him from posting?
 
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Im really curious what the rules are about him being limited from the internet, is it an actual rule he has to follow after his release? Or is it just the people around him have made him realise the internet is fucking with his mental health and advised him to take time away from it.

He’s said he’ll be back, and he does have internet access so what’s really limiting him from posting?
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It has to be someone maybe his handler telling him no when he asks to do more than Read posts and leave likes. He must be under some order not to discuss details about his personal life until gateway has no need to care for him. After all remember gateway is a transitional home that's meant to teach high functioning retards to blend into society somewhat even if they have to live off goverment handouts and housing.

I'm amazed they allowed him to post on deviantart but it seems they put a stop to that after people shit posted his profile to he'll and back calling him rapist and mother fucker. They allow him to read and like tweets but are not letting him say anything. They allowed him to buy a new switch and pick up his Playstations from home before leaving branchland one last time, but he can't play online or talk to anyone.
 
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