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- Feb 13, 2015
You must be in perfect health and muscle tone if you want to fuck Harambe.
What did the gorilla ever do to deserve being compared to that... thing?
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On a more serious note. If one of your major, significant achievements in life is not having children before you've gotten married or in an established relationship in which you can provide for them? I think Chris Rock had a good quote for it. It's quite similar to those people who brag about never going to prison. They're bragging about doing things they're supposed to do.
"What do you want? A cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail you low-expectation motherf***er!"
Or, more in this case... another quote.
"Put the dick down." Our tax dollars hopefully shouldn't go to work toward that woman in the near future. Because, for some reason, I think they will quite soon. Whether through her abortion costs or hospital bills. Either way, she's likely to be a leech based off that profile.