Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

This is the second chair beg this year. He did one in March, as @kazuhiro pointed out, and one in January as well. He was claiming to be using this cheapo folding chair, then he must have got the wooden chair, then upgraded again to something with a hydraulic lift. Or he's lying and just uses the same beg every few months because he's not very creative. Personally, I'm going to believe that this fat fuck has farted his way through no less than 3 chairs in less than 12 months.


Coincidently, this was two days after he got his iPad 10th gen. (Not to be confused with the iPad mini he got like, a couple months ago).


So, we're on laptop now I guess, a big one for the birthday season. For "on the road". Ok, dude. It's not like his iPad and a bluetooth keyboard is probably more powerful and will run Word and any other word processing app just as well or better than a fucking Chromebook or whatever piece of shit he's going to buy next, for when he's at the library or whatever.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He was claiming to be using this cheapo folding chair, then he must have got the wooden chair, then upgraded again to something with a hydraulic lift.

Brief clarification for anyone skimming: a hydraulic cylinder is pretty standard for office chairs. It's the mechanism that lets you adjust the chair up, and then if you hit the lever while sitting on it you slowly whhhhhhhsh down.

Lou does not yet have/need a "lift chair." Although it's a shame none of Lou's IRL friends who visit him all the time and buy him computers and games could spot him a ride:


And also that only transphobic capitalist Nazis buy things second-hand.

 

[pleasegoaway]

Lou could afford to not eat for like a week.

Brother, Lou could go without eating for months, because he's fucking FAT.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You know you're at a store that's serious about office chairs when they have them divided between "task chairs," "desk chairs," and "office chairs."

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One of the greatest tragedies of Lou is that he's allergic to second-hand. If you have champagne tastes and a beer budget, buying quality used items is going be a lot better than buying brand-new. He has all the time in the world to find a recliner, a wooden "judge's chair," a comfy club chair. Lou wouldn't have to become some high-effort furniture restorer, just clean and oil the fittings.

Lou could have so many things, good things, second hand, if he only looked. A chair, recliner, a LCD 1080p TV, computer monitors, keyboards, literally anything you could find at a thrift shop. But that would also means he leaves the house.

Coincidently, this was two days after he got his iPad 10th gen. (Not to be confused with the iPad mini he got like, a couple months ago).
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So, we're on laptop now I guess, a big one for the birthday season. For "on the road". Ok, dude. It's not like his iPad and a bluetooth keyboard is probably more powerful and will run Word and any other word processing app just as well or better than a fucking Chromebook or whatever piece of shit he's going to buy next, for when he's at the library or whatever.

The thing that makes me chuckle is that he could make his Ipad tardis blue if he put stickers on it or got it a case so he stopped "breaking" the fucking things.

Brief clarification for anyone skimming: a hydraulic cylinder is pretty standard for office chairs. It's the mechanism that lets you adjust the chair up, and then if you hit the lever while sitting on it you slowly whhhhhhhsh down.

Lou does not yet have/need a "lift chair." Although it's a shame none of Lou's IRL friends who visit him all the time and buy him computers and games could spot him a ride:

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And also that only transphobic capitalist Nazis buy things second-hand.

Let's be real, he'd blow out the hydraulics within a month. Because he's fat. The man needs a recliner, but that's a no, because talking to people

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou's Mom has died again.

Funeral service private, no flowers, cash donations only.

He's on 6,247 comments on Disqus right now, but the day is young. I'll post some shots later.

Edit:

Spoiler: Disqus

The comprehensible bits of the above were all cribbed from Wikipedia.

Spoiler: Mastodon

Some of these may have been posted already.

And a wishlist note.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

The comprehensible bits of the above were all cribbed from Wikipedia.

this has got to be a copypasta, right?

 

[kazuhiro]

Bio update confirms the iPad count is now three. @Norman B. Normal - for your device list, he traded a Chromebook for a used iPad 6th gen.

He must be off another suspension on Twitter, he posted this.

Zero engagement, not even a view.
He also retweeted some ebegging, maybe he's planning to start grifting there again.

Mild lol at "disable woman and furry."
Disqus, now 6,309 posts.

 

[WelperHelper99]

update confirms the iPad count is now three. @Norman B. Normal - for your device list, he traded a Chromebook for a used iPad 6th gen.

Three iPads. Good lord. The Chinese sweatshop workers were going overtime making that silicon. What would you even do with 3 iPads? Draw 3 times the furry porn? Because that's about the only thing I know iPads do well, their art features. I guess he could play multiple instances of candy crush simultaneously, like a true boomer.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I can understand two iPads if he was actually working at a company and had a personal and professional one. But three period? I know that he's said that he likes to use them in different parts of the house like a how a woman will stock or lose lip balm in her purse, the bathroom, the bedroom night table, etc. It's just unbelievably dumb to comprehend that logic applied to portable electronics. Does he really leave the porch iPad outside to get neglected by the elements so he can insult people on Disqus with his bedroom iPad? The fuck?

Three iPads, a Mac mini, and an iPhone-- all grifted, because the concept of hard work is alien to him-- are all he has to be "proud" of at almost forty years old. So proud, that he had to flex about them in his profile before he begs for more tablet and pasta money once again. Not even the nephew he claims to love so much on his profile (dude wtf) loves him back. Don't think the pets do, either. If he died right now, these electronics (and his Kiwi Farms thread) are all he has as a legacy. All that he will be remembered by. It would be almost tragic if he wasn't such a pathetic and awful human being.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Three iPads. Good lord. The Chinese sweatshop workers were going overtime making that silicon. What would you even do with 3 iPads? Draw 3 times the furry porn? Because that's about the only thing I know iPads do well, their art features. I guess he could play multiple instances of candy crush simultaneously, like a true boomer.

I'm telling you: house of iPads.

Or a coffin lined with them.

 

[The Dude]

Three fucking iPads at the same time. Three, and all of them roughly the same vintage (fairly new). And neither of them are for, y'know, like...WORK or school or anything. All three of them are personal devices all for Louie to beat off to furfag art, get in arguments on social media, bully people on Discus, and grift. I've never even owned an iPad or other kind of tablet. Haven't even owned a computer of any kind in over a decade. Haven't felt the need to because my phone does everything I need that kind of device for. I guess it might make sense if I were a worthless, jobless leech like Louie with endless amounts of free time on my hands to live online like he does.

 

[Slowbro]

E-beg update, including a recipt for us to be autists about and pick apart.



He really does deposit any little amount he gets, then immediately spends it.



I see tons of drinks, ramen, sketti sauce, lettuce, french dressing, water and sketti-o's.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm telling you: house of iPads.

Or a coffin lined with them.

He's gonna take smart home to a whole new meaning. Toilet powered by Apple. Lightbulbs powered by Apple. His fans got fucking M1 processors in them. The entire house has enough computing power to get to the moon and back, just from his iPads, multiple times over, just want everyone to remember that

 

[Vampirella]

I see tons of drinks, ramen, sketti sauce, lettuce, french dressing, water and sketti-o's.

See guys, he bought lettuce, the thing that fat people keep in their fridge to say "See, I eat vegetables" while it rots in the veggie drawer.

 

[Dieter Laser]

$25 could get you at least two weeks worth of (great value or similar) canned soup.

Hell, if he wanted to eat better $25 can get you 3 steak & potato dinners at home instead of blowing $25 on a DoorDash’d hamburger from McDonalds.

He really does deposit any little amount he gets, then immediately spends it.

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The $4.75 is so telling of his need to spend. That’s the minimum instant cash out fee from PayPal. He just spent 5% of his grift to get the $ faster.

Dumbass also doesn’t realize PayPal has a max transfer fee as well, he’d be far better off doing it once a month…

I see tons of drinks, ramen, sketti sauce, lettuce, french dressing, water and sketti-o's.

He shops as well as he writes. Imagine having $40 for groceries and this is what you get.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He shops as well as he writes. Imagine having $40 for groceries and this is what you get.

No beans, rice, potatoes, or hotdogs. Things you can mix and match to make some pretty good meals with. Just spaghetti and assorted junk. Truly he is poor and starving. Hell, it seems he bought the Ramen individually! Nigga, buy in bulk!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

E-beg update, including a recipt for us to be autists about and pick apart.

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He really does deposit any little amount he gets, then immediately spends it.

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I see tons of drinks, ramen, sketti sauce, lettuce, french dressing, water and sketti-o's.

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Around 1/3 of that bill is just drinks. The Welch's might be fruit snacks, but I definitely see a lot of Kool Aid, Brisk teas, and similar drinks.

Why did he buy so much marinara sauce when he bought generic Spaghetti Os? I doubt it's for the ramen. Usually you buy pasta and sauce at the same time, or maybe buy an extra jar for later if that's your speed. I didn't even notice the "rings" by spaghetti at first and assumed that he got a 1:1 ratio of spaghetti and sauce. Is he planning on putting a whole extra jar of sauce atop a whole can of shitty ass sweet sauced Spaghetti Os?

 

[anliteralidiot]

E-beg update, including a recipt for us to be autists about and pick apart.

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He really does deposit any little amount he gets, then immediately spends it.

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I see tons of drinks, ramen, sketti sauce, lettuce, french dressing, water and sketti-o's.

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It's all spaghetti ingredients. Marinara is just fancier ketchup.

 

[Vampirella]

It's all spaghetti ingredients. Marinara is just fancier ketchup.

Spaghetti the true food of Irish/Scottish people. Lets face it to Lou the Irish and Scottish are the same. Also Jews for when Lou says his grandma escaped the camps and it haunts him.

 

[Dieter Laser]

It's all spaghetti ingredients. Marinara is just fancier ketchup.

He bought canned spaghetti rings and sauce but no actual pasta, that’s fucking weird.