Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%
  • Total voters
    354
So Nick is scheduled to appear on a dungeons and dragons stream tomorrow with Eric July's best friend Jeremy Griggs of Geeks and Gamers notoriety, who had this to say about the drama:

But don't expect Nick to show up, using the convenient excuse that he was drinking and streaming with his boyfriend all night.

Edit with link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0D1lx9czvY
 

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Nick and Dick moral fagging over Riley should be shot is fucking gay, its simple, he is Riley and deserves the worst fate, he should have been non-lethally shot, and then after all the surgery and shit, properly trespassed and stabbed in a Texas jail, never to be seen again.

Alternatively if he dies in the desert on the way home and we never hear from him again that would also suffice.
 
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Bitcoin Henchman said:
Nick and Dick moral fagging over Riley should be shot is fucking gay, its simple, he is Riley and deserves the worst fate, he should have been non-lethally shot, and then after all the surgery and shit, properly trespassed and stabbed in a Texas jail, never to be seen again.

Alternatively if he dies in the desert on the way home and we never hear from him again that would also suffice.
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Watching dick pretend to care about kids is fuckin bizarre
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
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Books are one of these annoying things that aren't large but quite bulky in terms of its raw mass. It would cost that much to send a moderately sized book overseas. Most couriers determine the cost based on which is greater, by volume or by mass.

That's why it costs $400 to send a big empty box of air overseas versus the same box of books.

In other words, it appears that Balldo never had a real job.


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Look at how comically small his head is. The only people I know who takes gym selfies are women and gay men.

Bitcoin Henchman said:
Nick and Dick moral fagging over Riley should be shot is fucking gay, its simple, he is Riley and deserves the worst fate, he should have been non-lethally shot, and then after all the surgery and shit, properly trespassed and stabbed in a Texas jail, never to be seen again.
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Would be funny if he's shot and would be funnier if the execution was livestreamed. Riley also purchased one of Ethan Ralph's "Broke Dick Farms" shirt and wore it. That's how much of a loser he is.
 
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Jesus, he has been going for 4 hours now and he really still sounds so angry. He really seems extremely upset about the practicing comment as he really seems angry that someone disagrees with his legal argument. Jesus, just the simple fact that he gets angry someone disagrees with his law argument shows how terrible a lawyer he is.

He really focuses on how much of a better lawyer he is than the lawyers that Eric July has, this is hilarious. Everyone knows how terrible a lawyer he is, he cannot do adequate legal reasoning and never really was very good.

Edit: Oh this is hilarious, he is throwing the alcohol on himself, he is so drunk
Edit2: He doesn't even notice that his shoulder has been wet for the last 10 minutes or so
 
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Armitage said:
Jesus, he has been going for 4 hours now and he really still sounds so angry. He really seems extremely upset about the practicing comment as he really seems angry that someone disagrees with his legal argument. Jesus, just the simple fact that he gets angry someone disagrees with his law argument shows how terrible a lawyer he is.
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Well, what the fuck does he expect? He legit hasn't practiced in a fairly long time, it was mostly stupid nickle and dime crap in the ass end of Minnesota, and he was trying to lecture July about Texas (which he isn't licensed to practice in). Even if July were wrong about everything concerning what happened with Riley, he'd still be a complete dumbass to listen to Nick here. Hell, listening to Ty Beard would at least make more sense because Ty ACTUALLY IS licensed in Texas.

Nick is a childish idiot.

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Edit: Oh this is hilarious, he is throwing the alcohol on himself, he is so drunk
Edit2: He doesn't even notice that his shoulder has been wet for the last 10 minutes or so
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As if @elb didn't have her work cut out for her enough for all the stuff that happened the other night. Poor girl. We love you, @elb. ❤️
 
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Now the Balldope will lead us in a traditional Cuckaukar chant:
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Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. I did not go to Hedoniiiiissssmmmm...
Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. I DID PRACTICE LAAAWWW!
Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. We ARE NOT Swingerrrrrrsss...
Balldo, balldo, balldo-coom. Balldo, balldo, balldo-coooooooom. Jooossshhhh iisss Aaaaauuuttttiiisssttiiccccc!
 
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He really focuses on how much of a better lawyer he is than the lawyers that Eric July has, this is hilarious. Everyone knows how terrible a lawyer he is, he cannot do adequate legal reasoning and never really was very good.
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If he was a decent attorney he would have represented himself. Even he knows he is shit at PRACTICING law, maybe someday he will commit. Sad drunk half man dancing in the shadow of his father’s wallet, you can buy accolades but you’ll never be a serious man.
 
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If he was a decent attorney he would have represented himself.
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Nah even for a lolsuit the smart thing to do was hire another lawyer, there's a reason the old adage "A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client" exists. The real problem is in hiring an overpriced, out of state shyster to make specious arguments, instead of finding a reasonably priced, competent, local attorney. You know the kind of easily networked thing any lawyer who isn't an insufferable twat-waffle who's pissed off the entire local legal community, should have been able to do in an afternoon.
 
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nick rekieta is a lawyer is the equivalent as keffels is a women.

rekieta graduated from a two bit college, which, he himself said was easy to get through. he was a criminal defense attorney that never did trials. he settled out of court. he claims as wins, but these are settlements. he never got an acquittal. can a defense attorney who never when to trial really claim any authority on being a lawyer? just because keffals has a stick ditch doesn't make him a women. just because rekieta has a lawyer degree does not make him a "lawyer".

nick, you will never be a lawyer.
 
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If someone calling him a non-practicing lawyer makes him visibly seethe
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I like how Nick will rant about how "I never did a show about being a lawyer who explained things! You guys were all halicinating, I've always just been talking about balldos!" but when someone says "Okay, well you suck at being a lawyer who explains things" he spends hours upon hours seething and getting drunker and drunker.
Like, pick one, retard.
 
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