Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[Rockzo]

Wani hug the Gator soon. Not even that long after GVH released.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Imagine that. Cavemanon now have two games under their belt and Ko_Op has only just released GBVH. Five years of development for five~ hours of gameplay.
Cut to a ragtag crew of internet autists who fall in love with these shitty characters and decide to make their own game with none of the woke garbage.

Two. Games.
Eat shit, Ko_Op.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

so has a job? or at least could pass has someone with one who doesnt waste his time trowing tantrums

No, he was fired for some reason a few weeks ago.

I looked through his Facebook, it's just sad. He gets into an online argument with his mother at some point, because she objects to her NEET son wasting all his money on tamagotchis and furry commissions.
His mother loves him, and he's too autistic to recognize that that's more important than fictional dinosaurs.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

No, he was fired for some reason a few weeks ago.

I looked through his Facebook, it's just sad. He gets into an online argument with his mother at some point, because she objects to her NEET son wasting all his money on tamagotchis and furry commissions.
His mother loves him, and he's too autistic to recognize that that's more important than fictional dinosaurs.

parents suffering for not giving mental health the importance it needs, seems is a common lolcow thing

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

1,2 MILLION leafbucks for GVH is downright bizzare, it looks to me like some kind of money laundry/embezzlement scheme.

Why would anyone launder like forty American dollars though?

 

[Miller]

I still find it funny that snoot game was not allowed on /v/, and looking back it's probably because the mods(trannies, confirmed btw) are in cahoots with KO_OP

Indeed. They were also deleting threads about Hyenas as soon as people started talking about ESG.

Big question: will the studio survive this thing bombing? Never say never because Dennis Dyack still haunts the halls of game dev studios in Canada.

I doubt that the studio wants to make another "game". This was probably their attempt at making a Netflix pitch.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Here's a more modern photo of Nanaki, from his LinkedIn:
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He doesn't seem to be taking this whole tranny thing very seriously...

He looks surprisingly normal, all things considered, makes me believe this man is just larping as a tranny just for internet asspats

 

[PetiteFeet]

He looks surprisingly normal, all things considered, makes me believe this man is just larping as a tranny just for internet asspats

What if Wolf Nanaki is a pooner and in reality is 5'1

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Back to snoot. Got ending 4. Aimed for it in previous run but messed up in 2 places. If that cunt from ko_op still reading this thread - this is how you should have written your protagonist. Not chase after night in the woods. And minor gripe with android port - buttons are too small. Should have implemented UI scaling

 

[ShitLurker]

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Does he think that the money from the Government was the entirety of GVH's budget? This was a multi-year project with 60 names in the credits, so there's no way it wasn't several times that.

But... but... a few hours is the whole game.

What gay shit is in pizza tower?

Thankfully nothing because the creator ignored the trannies trying to steal his game from him. It's an awesome game which I hope keeps getting support.

Big question: will the studio survive this thing bombing? Never say never because Dennis Dyack still haunts the halls of game dev studios in Canada.

It's survival purely depends on if Canada wants to keep flushing money, so I assume yes, the studio lives for 10 more years. But it's also unable to release anything due to pure ineptitude.

If the employees could keep their "muh mentals" in check, it would be a good grift, though one that leaves them with 0 hireability skills once it dries.

parents suffering for not giving mental health the importance it needs taking the L of failing as parents and kicking them out of their lives, seems is a common lolcow thing

FTFY

 

[Strangolapreti]

I just found out that YMS has played/is playing both GVH and Snoot.
I'm curious enough to kinda wish for some highlights, just to hear his opinion on them, but not enough to actually watch the streams...

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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Damn, getting a million canadabux to spite the snooters
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They did WHAT? Well done, Canucks. You totally owned chuds. Bunch of pendejos

 

[PetiteFeet]

I just found out that YMS has played/is playing both GVH and Snoot.
I'm curious enough to kinda wish for some highlights, just to hear his opinion on them, but not enough to actually watch the streams...

here's his streams in 30-40 minute videos
You'll have to wait..like..a year for the edited down version.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Imagine that. Cavemanon now have two games under their belt and Ko_Op has only just released GBVH. Five years of development for five~ hours of gameplay.
Cut to a ragtag crew of internet autists who fall in love with these shitty characters and decide to make their own game with none of the woke garbage.

Two. Games.
Eat shit, Ko_Op.

Two games in 2-3 years from one person.

One game in 5 years from 60+ people.

This is what’s called having a fucking work ethic.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Two games in 2-3 years from one person.

One game in 5 years from 60+ people.

This is what’s called having a fucking work ethic.

You forgot to mention the difference in budget.

 

[Bass_Ackdwars]

Two games in 2-3 years from one person.

One game in 5 years from 60+ people.

This is what’s called having a fucking work ethic.

It isn't one person, it is a team, but one that is not anymore than 10-12 people maximum at any given time.

 

[Soycast Guy]

It isn't one person, it is a team, but one that is not anymore than 10-12 people maximum at any given time.

My bad on the wrong info. That being said, with a much smaller team than GBVH, that’s embarrassing how little time it takes for Snoot Game’s team to make games compared to the GBVH devs.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Back to snoot. Got ending 4. Aimed for it in previous run but messed up in 2 places. If that cunt from ko_op still reading this thread - this is how you should have written your protagonist. Not chase after night in the woods. And minor gripe with android port - buttons are too small. Should have implemented UI scaling

Let me guess the conversation on the roof, and the cables at the pizza place

Though if this retarded troon faggot would actually play the game, at no point was there ANY moment of it being a dig at the LGBT community.

Well there's that moment when Anon calls fang a she and Fang is about to flip at Anon, but a teacher intervenes and scolds her, granted that happened very early in the game, before Anon actually get to know Fang, but i can imagine that scene wouldn't sit well with a lot genderspecials. I can imagine most wokies would've wanted Anon to be at the very least expelled from school for misgendering a student, a student who despite claiming to be non-binary still dresses and acts like a woman, so i can't blame Anon for calling her a she to be honest.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Let me guess the conversation on the roof, and the cables at the pizza place

roof and double date
One other thing gvh dialogues are on par with their animation - stiff and unremarkable. And snoot surprised me by making me laugh in a few places.
also, getting pomegranate pain-in-the-ass getting slapped in ending 4 was kinda satisfying. Fuck, cavemanon, why was it so engaging for furfag visual novel? I am not even into any of that stuff

 

[PetiteFeet]

Fuck, cavemanon, why was it so engaging for furfag visual novel?

It's called having passion for shitposting and having a genuine interest in making something of value. If you haven't played it, I highly recommend Katawa Shoujo. While not the same team, it's the same basic idea with regards to development - a ragtag crew of internet autists come together to produce a visual novel based on a handful of ideas someone else made because they liked the setting.

Fair warning, Katawa Shoujo is a lot more animu and is a genuine visual novel from beginning to end. There's still a ton of humour, but it's much less a parody/shitpost than snoot.