Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

Don't forget about his story about his childhood trauma of the racist cop on the bus (school bus I guess?) telling the little black kids to enjoy prison.

Nicky's brain has rotted soo much he is replacing his "memories" with shitposts from this site.
"Noo stalker negro child you will not get an education, enjoy prison stalker negro child."

 

[Captain Manning]

Soo how much longer until the vultures known as "Drama Channels" and the hyenas known as "Video Essayists" smell the carcass and start tearing Nicky apart?

Soon, I think.

What makes things different now is that Rekieta has largely heretofore punched down and/or to the left, whereas now he seems to be punch up (or at least laterally) and to the right. He's crossed several rubicons here, I think. Not just the rubicon into utter insanity. Calling July racist is just insane. It's something you might hear from a Tumblerette. That's some prime blood in the water for this sektur.

I thought it would be the FNT guys, but right now Jeremy seems to want to be a fence sitter. I still think Nerdrotic might do it depending on how nasty this gets.

There could/should be a betting pool on this. I know there's one in the Lawtube thread concerning what Lawtuber is gonna be the first to break from Rekieta.

 

[Bone Santa]

They all assumed Patrick S. Tomlinson is a shoe in for lolcow of the year. Hubris.
Whitebread-ass niggas gonna see, Balldoman is just getting warmed up.

 

[mindlessobserver]

They all assumed Patrick S. Tomlinson is a shoe in for lolcow of the year. Hubris.
Whitebread-ass niggas gonna see, Balldoman is just getting warmed up.

Its gonna be funny this year. It won't be funny after it. I actually have a coworker whose sister is in the hospital for end stage alcoholism. I.e., organ failure.

Basically, she hit that bottle every night, could no longer function, could no longer work, and what money she could scrounge together went towards the daily liquor. She presented to the Emergency Room in renal failure, having not eaten in 2 weeks. Forgoing food in exchange for cheap liquor. The only way to save her life would be a liver and kidney transplant. Which the doctors will not authorize. Due to the alcohol abuse. She's instead been put on Dialysis to keep her alive long enough for the family to make their way to the hospital bed and say good bye.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Yes. By report only do I know this.


Eric has a list of detractors like DSP:

~6.09.30


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Nick is referencing this tweet he made about a 'list' before his Nashville show.

As I recall, there was speculation in this thread that is might be Nerdrotic or Jeremy from G+G.

https://x.com/EricDJuly/status/1708145670253580308?s=20

According to this tweet from Eric July, they don't have a "list" of detractors, so it is his word vs Rekieta's word. in that tweet comments some fan says that maybe Rekieta is thinking about a Rippaverse fan accounts that screencaps "retractors", but that is a single fan, with no relation to Eric July or the FNT crew

Edit: Archive thanks to Himedall

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Been watching Nick and Eric July each separately for a while and this is not the crossover I wanted. Why are these people fucking with Eric? (rhetorical) And what the heck is Nick doing?

He has shed his human flesh and has been reborn as a cow. Either stop paying attention to Nick or just sit back and enjoy the trainwreck, they can never be saved.

 

[toad of the depths]

Honestly glad @Null said what I'd been thinking forever, that Rackets scammed anime fans for cash on a case that wasn't winnable (tort and defamation are intentionally hard to win in the USA and Ty Queerd threw the case) and is moving on to other grifts.

Farmers that claim he was always what he is now are absolutely correct.

 

[Sewer Rat]

https://x.com/EricDJuly/status/1708248866041016400?s=20

@Balldo's Gate spotted, if what Eric is saying here is true then Rekieta had a 7 hour long alcoholic meltdown over a mistake (I still think it was on purpose tho, because Eric July is retweeting every PULL UP tweet he can find)

EDIT: added a fast archive

 

[TexOffender]

As I recall, there was speculation in this thread that is might be Nerdrotic or Jeremy from G+G.

My first thought would be coomalot or cecil.

Seriously, these guys were bitching about whisper networks for years and turns out there's a whisper network that's even more catty.

 

[Captain Manning]

They all assumed Patrick S. Tomlinson is a shoe in for lolcow of the year. Hubris.
Whitebread-ass niggas gonna see, Balldoman is just getting warmed up.

I dunno about his chances for the main prize this year, but he straight up won IF Lolcow of the year of the year for 2022.

That was pretty amazing win too, considering this thread wasn't moved here until November. He was up against heavy hitters like Boogie and it wasn't even close.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

https://x.com/EricDJuly/status/1708145670253580308?s=20

According to this tweet from Eric July, they don't have a "list" of detractors, so it is his word vs Rekieta's word. in that tweet comments some fan says that maybe Rekieta is thinking about a Rippaverse fan accounts that screencaps "retractors", but that is a single fan, with no relation to Eric July or the FNT crew

Archive your shite.

ARCHIVE

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

During his interview with Potentially Criminal last week, Josh suggested that it's possible that he might be radioactive, as a lot of the people he hangs out with online (Ralph, Rekieta) seem to suddenly mutate into massive lolcows.

Being radioactive certainly would explain why Jim got cancer.

Have we considered that maybe Dick is the radioactive one? He hung around a lot of the same people.

 

[Love Machine]

Looks like Nick is going to go suck off Eric July in dms and try and gas light his ass. Hopefully the bridge is burned out tho.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Archive your shite.

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ARCHIVE

thanks, I am not able to archive right now

 

[TheLastJoestar]

He's burned so many bridges just over the last year (various lawtubers, pippa, other streamers) and his weird attachment to Dax has basically burned any bridge with the Nerdrotic/G&G/FNT crew, which you think he would want to maintain good relations with since their audiences fit into his wheelhouse of "internet daddy for right-wingers and other socially maligned people." They are all pretty much friends w/ Eric July and Gary HATES Dax/Vito because Vito tried to strike his channel for daring to have Alex Jones on as a guest one time..

Just more people to add to the list of incel prudes, I guess..

I think this is the time where I power-level for a smidge. I do work in the visual arts so this is of importance to me. (Don't worry, mods it's relevant - I'm not a drunken retard like Nick after all.)

Spoiler: Space.

So, Kiwifarms has been down for a while from my POV. I spent a lot of time during this downtime just working on myself, my career and my goals. Going offline at least from drama farming was a huge help with productivity... but while I was offline, a thought entered my mind:
How come like 99% of these people who get big complaining about other people on the internet eventually go off the deep end? And the answer I inevitably arrived to was "they don't create, they only subvert and corrupt." Not just these guys either, big faces of yesteryear like Maddox, Dick, Nostalgia Critic, Team Four Star, The Skeptosphere, the list goes on. These people are creatively Bankrupt so the only content they can farm is negative.

I would also happen to bunch Eric into that category - BUT Eric was smart. he said "Fuck this" and built something, then he hired creative people to cover for what he lacked. Still, I've always found Eric to be faaaaaar too caustic and confrontational for his own good. As the head of a multi-million dollar business, shut the fuck up, stop farming animosity and make your moves, big-man. Like you said, you're responsible for people's livelihoods. Then stop cranking on internet drama and get to work making cool shit.

Eric is now too big to attach his identity to the culture wars. Eventually he will have to consider that normies don't like the way he behaves, eventually he will have been in the game long enough to not be considered an underdog upstart, and eventually he will learn the immediate hard lesson of business - They don't expand endlessly because they "Want to" rather because they HAVE TO. Eventually his business will have to reach out across the aisle and start making more sanitized, less niche content. And he's going to need the good graces of people - this doesn't mean to lose himself or his principles, It doesn't mean to tell shitty stories for profit, It just means to leave the loud drama of the internet behind.

Eric has an amazing thing going. Those of us with businesses or ex business owners can look to him as a bastion of hope. I can also tell you kiwis with confidence from personal interactions with them that people who go around pretending he's a pariah publicly love him in private - or they're admirably jealous. He's become a legend on that alone (history will give him his dues) And I'd hate to see it ruined because he pulls a Vivzie and starts going schitzo at all his detractors on the internet. The direction he's headed in now will lead him there. Even if we agree with him here, he will ego-dive into something really stupid and the same shit that's happening to Nick, that's happened to Doug Walker, that's happened to H3H3, or Just Some Guy, or The Act Man will inevitably happen to him.

SPEAKING OF NICK:
Nick built something amazing as well. If anything, he and his audience (and you Kiwis) are probably a huge chunk of the reason Kyle Rittenhouse gets to walk free for his adult life. He built himself as an offensive, fun, but well-meaning persona with decent life advice. Nick and his kids will probably never struggle financially again so long as his wife doesn't try to ruin him. Still, Nick, much like Eric, is a caustic asshole. Unfortunately, Nick does not have the wherewithal to cover for his shortcomings, so we're witnessing a beautiful downward spiral. It's half spectacularly funny, and another half tragically sad.

When Nick came back from his unannounced hiatus, he made it seem like he lived life for a second. He sounded like took the same "log off" break I'm advocating. Unfortunately, It's become more clear - to me anyway - that Nick seems to have done it thanks to sheer laziness and cockiness. It is a piece of shit move to leave people who pay for your content hanging without an attempt at an explanation - he didn't even have proxies explain to his fans what happened. You couldn't call any lawtubers to have them explain the hiatus? You couldn't find any spot with wifi and draft a google doc explaining yourself? Nick has/had an audience of people who worship him and feed his ego. So even when his streams have devolved into the equivalent of a plastered Irish stepdad embarrassing himself at Thanksgiving, people give him a pass... "it's just a character after all"...

Its not a character. I think Nick has also started to seriously believe "it's just a character," then fused with it to cope. He's fallen off and can feel it. Instead of stepping away from the alcohol for a bit, he's an addict who's doubling & spiraling down as a result. Part of the spiral is forming a disgusting co-dependency on toxic individuals who egg you on. Everyone else seems to have stopped encouraging Nick except for one seriously fucked-up puppy, a person NOBODY should have to come to rely on for any reason - DICK.

The second Dick told Nick his reasons for going after July's business he should have cut that off then and there. Nick should and does know better. But lo and behold, Nick right now is still online seething at it. This doesn't end well for anybody, but the socially lubricated, ego-centric downward spiral doesn't care anymore about consequences. Nick is at the worst precipice any person can be on and if he doesn't stop and apologize immediately, he's going to find himself with no audience, no friends, and a real life community who hates him because his online bullshit will make its way into their ears.

Nick fed the Beast of Internet Drama. The Beast of Internet Drama must be sated or it will consume you. Your own ego, cantankerous behavior, and endless appeals to negative content will farm in individuals also obsessed with those things, generally speaking, they don't tend to be a happy or healthy sort. There is a reason we call many of them "Terminally Online."
Taking me back to the beginning: Be a creator, not a destroyer including to yourself. Create a stronger, more resilient, ultimately more productive and happier self. Be a happy you who can't be destroyed by jealous, whack-ass detractors. You work on these, and media will be a better place than the cesspool it is now.

Don't be those sad 99%. Be a winner.
Anyway, that's enough moralfaggotry from me. I probably won't be commenting again unless something ridiculous happens.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Honestly glad @Null said what I'd been thinking forever, that Rackets scammed anime fans for cash on a case that wasn't winnable (tort and defamation are intentionally hard to win in the USA and Ty Queerd threw the case) and is moving on to other grifts.

Farmers that claim he was always what he is now are absolutely correct.

People with NPD don't have hobbies or real interests. They just try to assimilate. Nick was never into anime. He has a basic bitch car because he thinks that's what he's supposed to have. His view of success is his bank account and house, not his family and he pressured our wife into plastic surgery to conform her to what he thinks everyone wants. He was never into anime. He's probably watched a couple but that's it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

My first thought would be coomalot or cecil.

Seriously, these guys were bitching about whisper networks for years and turns out there's a whisper network that's even more catty.

The speculation was on who put him on a list; not who told him about it.

Everyone is racist to you, Eric, except me. (Unironically):

~5.54.10 on Rumble

 

[Harm]

This "list" shit is such a nothingburger. "Stacy told me that Brenda told her that YOU told JENNA that you have a list of girls you don't want to eat lunch with anymore!" Get over it, Nicky. Who gives a shit whether they write down the names of assholes they don't want to be involved with going further? Anyone in their position probably has people they're done working with and the way you keep track of names is by listing them. Seethe more, faggot.

What's the reaction supposed to be if this is true anyways? "Whoa, they have a list? Damn, they should be more like Nick and openly buddy up with pedophiles like Max Karson or groomers like Drexel instead! Yeah, have no standards and befriend garbage human beings who will drag you down for their own selfish desires!"

 

[Seafarer]

For the record, the term "profitable" was my paraphrasing Null.

His exact verbiage on the clip was closer to




So the Robert Barnes referral could possibly fit.

It would be sweet irony though, since Josh simultaneously shits on Nick for his Ty Beard referral in this very same segment.

I kinda wonder if Nick’s Barnes referral has indirectly led to someone who is helping Null with the Hurricane Electric/LFJ stuff.

This accusation is funny when you hear all the racist shit he said, not to mention the chat.

Yet another example of two-faced behavior from Nick, like Null said on MATI, just own being a racist, you can’t sperg out on a brotha by calling them the n-word and then start pulling some “ur the real raycist” shit

Holy Christ.

Will Nick take Cow of the Year? My god how did this come to pass. It was so fast and strange. Accelerationism sucks, and that matters not at all.
Can't watch anymore, I need to still be able to pity him.

He better not fucking steal cow of the year from my nigga Patrick Tomlinson, he has worked HARD for that fucking award.

How imma be if Balldo wins over Fatrick:

 

[TexOffender]

The speculation was on who put him on a list; not who told him about it.

Everyone is racist to you, Eric, except me. (Unironically):

~5.54.10 on Rumble


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Aaah sorry, still catching up on this stuff.