Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Ladies and Guntlemen, he appears to actually be going through with the game. Gonna be real interesting to see the levels of professionalism at the table tonight.
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Edit: stream link for those interested https://www.youtube.com/live/w0D1lx9czvY
the most uncomfortable game when G&G literally said that even when he doesn't want to join in any gay drama, Eric July is his best friend and will always side with him.
this could end 2 way:
1. extremely weird, but uneventful, with everyone trying to pretend nothing happened and chat screaming about it (or sub only mode)
2: Rekieta suddenly starts making passive aggresive remarks in character, making everything worse
 
Right. Let's unpack the facts from July's perspective.

July's position re. trespassing and the charity pricing should have been clearer but he's not wrong in feeling harassed (personally and perhaps legally). What we know as far as I can piece together:
  1. 2 Internet (in)famous lolcows (Vito & Masterson) aggressively go after July and his business. Dick openly admitted that last night. Then, TWO of their minions go after him.

  2. AbtuseKnome writes the charity and alleges fraud. Dick and Vito have admitted to knowing him. Dick then doubles down and calls the charity himself.

  3. Riley, a former booking producer for Dick (per Null), then lurks on July's property.

  4. Meanwhile, it's TX. These facts would be taken seriously.
Children are told not to trespass on neighbor's property and to avoid playing in other people's yards. Even to pass through a side of a property to get home there because trespassing is taken that seriously. Especially at night. It is not they "could be" shot. It's "you will be". Nobody wants a dead child. People merely peeping into windows have been legally shot and killed. July is likely is speaking from this sentiment and obviously Nick knows this. So his guffawing over the legal precedent is just to get attention. Whether it's legal or not, it's sound fucking advice in Texas coming from another native.

I don't buy for a minute that Nick is a mere observer in this whole charade. His internet lawyering wouldn't stop at simple Twitter replies. I would put literal money on the table he is behind the scenes advising & plotting much of this nonsense out with Dick in private. Maybe going as far as to advising what his goons should/shouldn't do publicly. His penchant for giving unsolicited yet terrible advice and directions to people in DM surely wouldn't stop at his fans. He must purge all of Youtube of their gross misunderstandings of the drama machine.

The easiest thing to do is to stay out of the drama entirely and not engage. Nothing would've been lost. Except he's not been this excitable in a long time. Nick doesn't just love the attention, he is feeding off of it and clearly craving it. Yes, he is raging, but something like this would be a cathartic means to deal with one's personality disorder. And he's making money while playing a perpetual victim for his audience while nursing any mental health/substance abuse issues.

Edit: Oh look, page 2200. Good job, dipshit.
 
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He’s calling Rippa a faggot while simping over Dick for attacking him. Simultaneously condemning Rippa for defending himself, while playing the victim because Nick feels attacked.
It's the most infuriating Nick shit of current year, when he utterly snakes on someone then plays dumb like he has no idea whatsoever why they're mad about the knife he just stuck in their back.

Just utter cowardly, bitch-made bullshit.

If you're going to snake, at least own it. Even Ethan Ralph can manage that.
The chance of a slobbermutt suddenly appearing behind you may be low but it's never a zero percent chance.
nothing personnel kid
 
Yeah, no way this is just too much booze for a few years. Alcohol will fuck you up over long periods of time, but even serious abusers can function normally for decades sometimes (until, well, they can’t). What else is going on here is anyone’s guess really.

Also, lmfao. Is Nick saying that if someone were to go walk around his property without permission it wouldn’t be trespassing because they didn’t go inside his house? I’ll be sure to let the US government know next time people feel like waltzing around Area 51.
i'm sure we'll find out some neurological disorder or some family history thing that popped up in the future. As you said, i know way too many alcoholics that were way more functional than this guy at this age. Even if you factor in drugs, you shouldn't be this bad unless you already had a failing liver. especially because i have a hard time believing he was boozing hard during his law school/career or during the making kids part of his life.
In Ethan's case, its about smelling blood in the water and moving in for the kill. I would expect that soon all the little Ethans will take the cue and adopt the same line. Success like Eric July had is always going to create a whole lot of enemies who are going to wait for their moment. And Ethan's case, he doesn't do friends. Especially successful friends.
@FROG has an account here, why doesn't he discuss with us how right he is on this whole ordeal.
So the question remain, Rekieta backed down after 2 weeks of being completely humilitated by the posters on this forum and has gone silent. Dax cant get any attention from this forum because its simply too boring for people to actively keep an eye on. So how long will it be till either Rekeita forgets what happened, starts smelling the syrup, and comes back to try and own the Karen Farms again. Or alternatively, till Dax inevitably forces Rekieta to pick a fight with the forum again in order to try and leech off the drama. Nick might not feel it now, but this is how you start a decent into irrelevance. Every time a drop of blood is added to the water, more fans will turn into sharks. Sure there is only a few now, but if he keeps doing shit like this, then he really will decline just like Ralph did.
Thats the ironic part, the type of weirdos that become whales also are the type to spend money to fucking destroy you. It doesn't matter if you have a billion fans if they're all fair-weather and rarely support you financially on the flip side a couple thousand hardcore supporters will take over the world for their heros. Ron&Fez being able to trend whatever dumb bullshit on twitter and reddit as recently as 2014 proves that. Cumia went from the king of comedy to hiding in a New York apartment and being a failed open micer because of his former intense fans
Somebody: "So you don't think Vito is actually attracted to children?"
Sargon Nick: "Well, it would depend on the child really."
You gave this asshole power of Attorney and made him your emergency contact? You're lucky he didn't get to use that. your organs would have been sold off and you'd be a sex slave for him and the pedo gang.
Speaking of which, I wonder how that ethics complaint is going. Dick seems to be using Nick as a shield. I only checked last night stream for 10 seconds but Dick was looking absolutely bored as Nick enthusiastically tells a story, like a kid trying to impress his hero. Like he'd rather be somewhere else.

If Nick ever gets disbarred, Dick will probably discard him so hard, he'd get recycled back into coal.
its literally like MonkeyJones or the greek or ethan or Maddox or i'm sure a fuckload of other people. Dick is a golddigger, he finds high value simps and wiggles his butt in front of them and slowly drains them of their worth before setting them up to do something retarded, usually involving women and/or the court system that leads to them getting blacklisted off the internet. No wonder he defended janke or the chick who convinced her boyfriend to off himself thats literally Dick's MO. Hell he even sort of did it with Null. Null blamed himself for NP2 and Big Beans failing, despite smarter people seeing how shady Dick and his chinese bank activities were and Josh not being the problem whatsoever. The same way Ethan got his hooks into may and proceeded to max out her credit cards and trap her with a baby. Dick hypes himself up and gets retards to fall for it and boom, takes them for everything they're worth spiritually . As people said in his thread, either his Patreon is blatantly fraudulent or Dick's saving 75% of his income either way he's straight up fucking with people for the enjoyment of it instead of any financial incentive. If you notice he's used up all his LA contacts and now has to rely on the homeless and soon to be homeless to do his bidding. Haven't heard from Madcucks or the other long time fans in years. By all accounts there's a reason anyone that knew him in LA already put him on Vito's level even when he was a UCB donator.
the most uncomfortable game when G&G literally said that even when he doesn't want to join in any gay drama, Eric July is his best friend and will always side with him.
this could end 2 way:
1. extremely weird, but uneventful, with everyone trying to pretend nothing happened and chat screaming about it (or sub only mode)
2: Rekieta suddenly starts making passive aggresive remarks in character, making everything worse
we all know how its going to play out but they'd be better off passive aggressively mocking him the entire time, force him to rage quit. trend it like a roast and then when called out play dumb. "why would you think we're talking about you? we all hope you win your court case...what was it about again?"
 
If you're going to snake, at least own it. Even Ethan Ralph can manage that.
This is why Ralph is the KANG of this sektur. When he decides to start hollerin' over you there is no mistaking that he has declared you a blood-enemy for life. Far more dignified than this non-practicing lawyer mincing of words and prancing about.
 
I can't quote, but I feel like Kurt's 2$ superchat was poking at Nick. Sounds like some bullshit advice he gave Kurt, and Kurt is throwing back in his face.

Denounce denouncing sounds like Nick, not Kurt.

I'd go the other direction and say that Kurt is sincere.

As I've discussed here before, Kurt always lobbies against e-drama because he personally overvalues e-friends.

No action that I've seen. That said, Rekieta bros, I don't feel so good...
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Odd timing, assuming it's always October 1st for him, I'll assume he was 3 days late last year.

Interesting that Nick is keeping his CLE registration as "Lawyer DOES represent private clients"

Can we all take a minute to appreciate the fact the supposed stupid angry black Neanderthal put out a nearly 8 minute video discussing this, and Nick the wigger retorted with a stream where he chimps out for nearly SEVEN... FUCKING... HOURS?

And people accuse Eric July of being inarticulate.

Am listening to Nick's last marathon stream while I check LOCALS logs and clipping what I think is interesting.

Eric was menacing Nick for months, and they both lied:

~6.24.00 on RUMBLE:


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Nick took Dick's word on how bad ISOM was (He did not read it):

~6.26.30 on Rumble


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"I like the notion of independent comics. If they all failed tomorrow, it would be irrelevant"

Has Nick informed EVS, Cecil and Joe Ball of this take?
 
Is he suggesting Texas's property defense law doesn't apply if you are leasing or renting the property?
That's not just dumb and wrong, it's literal 1L property law shit. His brain is totally pickled.

The fact it's a business and not a residence is definitely relevant to the reasonableness analysis, because in a domicile, you are pretty much presumed to have a reasonable fear for your life if someone is intruding at night.

If you are renting a property, you enjoy a time-limited estate in it, with the right to what is sometimes called the "quiet enjoyment" of the property. Even the owner can't just barge in for no reason. It is effectively your property for the time of the lease, subject only to restrictions in the lease itself or necessity, like property inspections which generally are at a specific time.

You can defend it just as you could a house you outright owned.

That might not be the case if it's a business and your actual belief is that they are just there to commit burglary or some other property crime unless they show some other signs of danger. But you're a lot more likely to encounter that kind of argument in some cuck state like California.

In Texas your jury is way more likely to take a "fuck around find out" attitude on this kind of thing.

I'm not sure if Nick is so brain-pickled he literally doesn't even know this any more or if he's just being a disingenuous cocksucker, because it's really impossible to tell these days, but he's either actually dumb or playing dumb.

Oh and note he did his typical thing of not actually explicitly saying this but just beating around the bush again. So he can claim he never said it.
@FROG has an account here, why doesn't he discuss with us how right he is on this whole ordeal.
Lately he's seemed more interested in dunking on Fat Rick Hamlinson.
 
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Here's the clip of Nick talking to Juju who admits that he contacted the charity, is trying to harm Eric's business, and his motives. Long, but the confessions come early and context is relevant.



Rumble commentor GameCaller is a legend.
MOST RAGE SO FAR!!!
Nick's $17.50 vs $13 rant part 10(?), with more faggots, and nigguhs, also Eric is dumb and committed fraud in the eyes of IRS.
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Also, Nick doesn't want you to forget that Eric is a cool dude, he didn't committed fraud, and ERIC IS ALSO A RACIST.
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Here is Nick with Drexel describing where they grew up from around grade 5 through to high school.





If Nick claims he grew up poor and in the hood then he did all his growing before around grade 5.
 

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Just remember, Nick got ass mad about us, for documenting his shenanigans, and claimed that it was line crossing harassment, while Riley can go to a business' location in the middle of the night and its all fun and games
This is a good point that clarifies the White Bread Ass Niggah bullshit that Nick’s laying down. Demonstrates his double standards, as he further slips outta control.
Nick paid $365.00 for a shot of whisky in Vegas
Happens near the end of the youtube portion of the seethe-stream, iirc, within the final 10 minutes. He got a super chat asking about the most money he’d ever paid for a shot. What a faggot, can understand getting a nice shot on occasion, but only some failure at practicing law, a real wannabe, would buy one ounce of whiskey for $365 as some attempt at a status symbol. :fapcup:

Clip of Nick licking the bottle while yelling that, “I know all of it, Eric, I know, but…!” During last nights ultimate seethe-stream, from time stamp 2:53:10, on rumble. Just a lil’ clip for posterity & the eventual compilation of Balldo’s bizarre bottle licking compulsion.
 
Clip of Nick licking the bottle
Funny you brought that up.

NOT an alcoholic BTW


My favorite one:


There was more bottle licking but Dick was also present, so I stopped looking.
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I also missed a few too.
 
Right. Let's unpack the facts from July's perspective.

July's position re. trespassing and the charity pricing should have been clearer but he's not wrong in feeling harassed (personally and perhaps legally). What we know as far as I can piece together:
  1. 2 Internet (in)famous lolcows (Vito & Masterson) aggressively go after July and his business. Dick openly admitted that last night. Then, TWO of their minions go after him.

  2. AbtuseKnome writes the charity and alleges fraud. Dick and Vito have admitted to knowing him. Dick then doubles down and calls the charity himself.

  3. Riley, a former booking producer for Dick (per Null), then lurks on July's property.

  4. Meanwhile, it's TX. These facts would be taken seriously.
Restraining order, anyone? Cease and desist? I'm not a lawyer but both seem reasonable.

July's misstep was assuming good faith from an alcoholic, vindictive lawyer who spliced, diced, and intentionally misunderstood him at every turn.

July wanted a human conversation for understandable frustration and anger.
It's just criticism, man. Aren't you a libertarian? It's just comedy bro

Oh but Eric is the bad guy, because nigger or something.
 

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When did Eric say HE would shoot Riley? Didn't he say the SECURITY would be justified in shooting him? So why does it matter if Eric is personally scared? Nick has been going on for almost an hour on this point alone and it's entirely irrelevant.
According to the clips I've seen, July sorta made arguments for both scenarios.

It doesn't really matter though. There appears to be provisions in the law for both.

It's painfully transparent to me that what's going on here is that Riley did a really stupid ass thing, and Nick is trying REALLY hard to spin it in a way where July looks like the bad guy. At one point, when responding to a superchat, he concedes that Riley was retarded and gonna end up dead someday if he doesn't stop being stupid. I attribute that to a momentary lapse of judgement application of intelligence and honesty. He immediately went right back to sticking up for Dick's retard though.

The sad thing is, ignorant people are gonna uncritically accept anything Nick says as gospel truth. Just like they have in the Montagraph case. His legal credentials are WHY he's managed to make it as far as he has. What July said about him being non-practicing really stung, because Nick leans really heavily on his law license and J.D. to get anywhere with people.

You gave this asshole power of Attorney and made him your emergency contact? You're lucky he didn't get to use that. your organs would have been sold off and you'd be a sex slave for him and the pedo gang.
Oh no. NEVER PoA. I just wrote his name and phone number on a form as an emergency contract because my family is all dead. At that particular time in my life, I couldn't think of anybody else and they insisted on something to fill in the blank.

And yes, even that is probably cringe. Especially now, in retrospect. I won't argue otherwise.
 
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There was more bottle licking but Dick was also present, so I stopped looking.
What the fuck is with that? Has anyone here ever degenerated so far into alcoholism that they literally lick the bottle like it was a fucking cock? Total downward spiral this faggot is in.
What July said about him being non-practicing really stung, because Nick leans really heavily on his law license and J.D. to get anywhere with people.
There's having a J.D. and there's actually having learned anything from it. If nothing comes out of your mouth but dumb shit, it doesn't matter.
 
So Nick is scheduled to appear on a dungeons and dragons stream tomorrow with Eric July's best friend Jeremy Griggs of Geeks and Gamers notoriety, who had this to say about the drama:
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But don't expect Nick to show up, using the convenient excuse that he was drinking and streaming with his boyfriend all night.

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He decided to honor his commitment after all and is on his best behavior/hungover/still seething internally.
 
Just watched about an hour of his live stream from last night.

When Nick says that Eric's issue with Dick and Vito attacking his company is no different that what Eric himself and other commentators do to Disney, Marvel and DC - there is a problem.

I don't recall there being an instance of Eric and others reaching out to these companies' business partners the same way Dick and Vito did.

I'll have to find the clip, but in the same show they said "We reached out" later on in the video they are talking about the post Mark (from the charity) made and Dick was very clear when he said "The guy we're talking to posted this on Facebook" and he shows the post from the charity.

While I don't think Dick and/or Vito reached out to the ministry, they did work with one of the fans to contact that charity - the fan got excited and reached out to the ministry on his own. Now, Dick and Vito are playing up as if they were innocent and attempting to gaslight people and Nick, maybe it's the alcohol, seems to conflate this behavior with people shifting on other companies.

We're coming into October (the greatest month) and I've not seen an attempt to contact whomever, possibly the IRS - and report Eric July for fraud. If they sincerely believe there was some fraud, they would have gone forward with it. Perhaps they did but won't admit it.

But I think they are trying to get Eric to slip up and they seem to believe he did a couple nights ago when he reiterated what was already on his website - which Nick somehow doesn't understand.

I can see what Null was saying the more Nick talks about this situation with Eric. It's been quite informative and unfortunate. But it's best Eric just completely ignore the alcoholic, a druggie, a schizo who dresses up as a cow and gets pegged and the pedo who keeps delaying his comic book project.
 
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